Tuesday, 6 December 2011

Tracks: "Hugo"

For all its digital enhancements and three-dimensional whistles and bells, Hugo - Martin Scorsese's screen version of Brian Selznick's graphic novel The Invention of Hugo Cabret - turns out to be as much an instructional film as any of this director's documentaries on post-War Italian cinema or 1960s pop icons. The child heroes of Hugo are given the run of bookshops, and sneak into cinemas; part of the film's project, it seems, is to give them - and by extension, the younger members of the audience - a taste of Victor Hugo's Les Miserables, or a Harold Lloyd comedy. "Thank you for the movie today: it was a gift," heroine says to hero after they've witnessed the latter, and we might similarly see Hugo as Scorsese's gift to a whole new generation: a My First Cinema Primer, schooling the kids in the ways of celluloid just as the Harry Potter movies did with wizardry, and the Twilights with abstinence.

We're on a railway concourse in Paris, midway through the 1930s: Hugo (Asa Butterfield), the latest of kidlit's many orphans, has been left to tinker, the son of an inventor dad (Jude Law, in flashbacks) who's passed on both a degree of engineering skill and a mute, somewhat creepy automatron that requires a heart-shaped key in order to function. Hugo spends his days bouncing around the concourse, between two forbidding adults: the station's Inspector (Sacha Baron Cohen, a little under-directed), obsessed with packing undesirables off to the orphanage, and 'Papa Georges' (Ben Kingsley), a rather grumpy figure who runs a toy shop on the platform with his god-daughter Isabelle (Chloe Grace Moretz). If Georges seems to be hiding out from the world here, that's because he's a figure in decline: Georges Méliès, the godfather of fantasy cinema, who made - among many other glorious shorts - 1902's A Trip to the Moon, and really did end up selling toys in the Gare Montparnasse, which goes to show the thanks the movies are sometimes capable of giving.

The adaptation, by John Logan, has an odd structure, taking an hour to immerse us in station life, and then another to reveal Méliès' true identity. For all his youthful dashing about, Hugo remains more or less a bystander - a watcher-in-waiting, such as Scorsese hopes to attract to the multiplex - and has nothing much to do, save to keep himself out of the Inspector's clutches. This will involve some phony suspense towards the end, modelled on Lloyd's iconic "clock hang" from Safety Last, but it's difficult to see why Hugo's given title billing. Plot in the conventional sense never seems to come through; the film maintains a lovely, lingering atmosphere, but one wonders how much of that has been engineered to keep the audience from noticing something's missing.

That said, there is much to dazzle, and indeed divert or distract. Hugo is halfway between a cabinet of antiquities and a state-of-the-art Centre Pompidou, putting its clocks, cogs and motors in plain 3D sight, the better to show its workings and sources and direct our gaze towards what Scorsese believes we should be looking at. For what makes Hugo tick isn't story per se, but history: in places, it resembles no less than an illustrated film-studies lecture, with Scorsese our breathless guide, regularly stopping the action to point another attraction or spectacle out to us. Look at this, the film pants: Buster Keaton in The General! Louise Brooks! Nosferatu! And! And!

Hugo is never less than visually engaged, and engaging - how could it not be, with these influences, backed up by Dante Spinotti's production design and Robert Richardson's cinematography? It's a marked improvement on Spielberg's 3D Tintin: rather than rushing mindlessly through this world, Scorsese enjoys spending time here, populating it with welcome character actors (Richard Griffiths, Christopher Lee, Frances de la Tour) and hordes of extras. (The film's crowd scenes, replicating the ebb and flow of any station concourse, may be its most evocative aspect.) The big set-pieces are fully integrated and narratively legitimate, rather than prepared with an X-Box in mind, but you sense Scorsese's real interest lies in such sidebars as the flashback to
Méliès' Starfilm studios, with its mermaids and men dressed as lobsters, or in recreating the effects of the Lumière brothers' L'arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat with stereoscopy.

If Hugo suffers in comparison with any other release of the 2011 award season, it's likely to be with The Artist, a work similarly committed to conjuring up the past on screen, and nostalgic for the days of celluloid even as it opens wide on 300-odd digital prints. That film's French director, Michel Hazanavicius, is a big kid having fun with the conventions of early cinema, whereas Scorsese, as an American approaching French subject matter, is altogether in thrall to Méliès and his legacy. Perhaps this is why his juvenile leads, whose sole function is to take note of what the film wants to school us in, seem like such blank slates: we might expect as much from Butterfield, after the naggingly insipid The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, but Moretz - a vampire of sorts in Let Me In, a child assassin in Kick-Ass - really does appear as though she's been told to shut up and behave herself this time. The last major US family film to unfold in Paris, Pixar's Ratatouille, received a kicking in the pages of Cahiers du Cinéma for getting its recipes wrong; one suspects the reverence of Hugo, its project to not only resuscitate, but bolster the reputation of a figure beloved of the Cinémathèque, will ensure it receives an easier ride across the Channel.

Scorsese has, it's true, settled nicely into his role as a professor of the moving image, though his ideal medium of expression may now be interviews, documentaries and restoration events, rather than the somewhat middling commercial enterprises that have come to replace the red-blooded cinema of his own past. Hugo, for its part, is the kind of thing parents can feel good about taking their offspring to see over the brain-rotting alternative of a Happy Feet sequel, but that inbuilt sense of instructionality - and the fact those same parents will end up having to explain whole acts of it to their bemused, if not outright bored progeny - counts against it as entertainment in the first instance. It's hard, after all, to fully submit to magic when there are footnotes to be consulted, and all you can hear is the sound of several dozen cogs whirring.

Hugo is on nationwide release.

Sunday, 4 December 2011

From the archive: "Valentine's Day"

Valentine's Day is a Californian answer to Love, Actually, which means at some point - presumably in the gents at some cocktail lounge somewhere in La-La Land - some executive from backers New Line or Warner Bros. asked the question "Could we make something to rival the flimsiest, laziest strands in Love, Actually - and if so, do you think we might get away with it?" Came the response from the next cubicle: "We could if we put stars in it." And so they did - anyone who's been in a romcom over the past five years, a veritable herd of Jessicas and Jennifers, signing up either out of allegiance to veteran director Garry Marshall, or out of an awareness of Marshall's reputation as a can't-fail Hollywood hitmaker.

Ashton Kutcher - this generation's Cupid, apparently - is the florist having teething trouble with careerist fiancée Jessica Alba; Anne Hathaway's the flappy PA - remember The Devil Wears Prada? - operating a phone sex line after hours (aw, sweet); Patrick Dempsey the surgeon juggling Jennifer Garner (who just so happens to be Kutcher's best friend and back-up plan) with his wife and family - and he's obliged to juggle fruit in his first two scenes, just in case we miss the point. This is as authentic as Valentine's Day gets as a study of modern love: elsewhere, Julia Roberts plays a soldier returning from the Gulf (where, presumably, she was serving in the same 9th Hollywood Divas Division as Meg Ryan's helicopter pilot in Courage Under Fire); two Bulgarians introduced in the background of one scene are last seen walking off arm-in-arm into the sunset together; every song on the soundtrack contains the word "love" in its title, which in no way feels like overkill; and the punchline to one strand, as it was in Mamma Mia!, is "look: he's gay!"

It's never once remotely amusing or romantic, but you can almost admire the degree of packaging involved, and the film's determination to clench its pearly whites and cover all conceivable bases: the obligatory high-school strand finds crossover country star Taylor Swift as a dim bulb beloved of Twilight's Taylor Lautner, who's bequeathed a joke (an actual joke!) about his character's disinclination to remove his shirt in public. On and on it labours, complacent in the belief it'll earn back its costs in being re-run on TV every February 14th from here until hell freezes over, making that day just a mite more unbearable for the unattached; rather than take cameras to shoot it, some sort of massacre may have been in order.

(September 2010)

From the archive: "Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay"

The cult of Harold and Kumar grew slowly. 2005's Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle (retitled ...Get the Munchies in the UK) was a modest box-office performer which found its true home on DVD, where its superior stoner gags, inspired pop-cultural references, and occasional bouts of T&A could best be appreciated - doubly so, if viewers happened to be high. Less tatty than those old Cheech and Chong vehicles, the film was distinguished by its acute sensitivity towards its characters' ethnicity: uptight Korean Harold (John Cho) and party Indian Kumar (Kal Penn) enjoyed the odd toke, but these were not giggling idiots, rather smart young men with a credible friendship in a world where their skin colour - still, in the 21st century - made life difficult for them. That friendship is tested again in a savvy sequel, Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay, which skilfully dips a toe into political waters and treads a useful line between ideologies; as a response to the War on Terror, it also manages many more laughs than Rendition. We pick up where the first movie left off, with the boys heading to Amsterdam to retrieve Harold's beloved neighbour (Paula Garces). Yet after a spliffing Kumar causes a scene in an aeroplane toilet - and his panicked fellow flyers mishear his protestations of "bong" as "bomb" - they're hauled off by Homeland Security, fitted with bright orange jumpsuits, and sequestered in the prison of the title. Comedy ensues.

Despite the adults-only 18 certificate, it strikes me that this is perhaps the most good-natured of franchises currently doing the rounds. Sketchiness and a lack of political sophistication in its representation of Guantanamo itself - home, in this incarnation, to four prisoners, two guards and a goat - seem like minor niggles in a script determined to overturn racial stereotypes at every turn. The leads have an encounter with a black Mr. White, who makes unexpected use of a tyre iron; Kumar is forced to concede "the Klan really knew how to party"; and writers-turned-directors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg make explicit (in every sense) their philosophy by giving a redneck hunter the following speech/declaration of insight: "Raelene and I are siblings. Sometimes, we get it on. That doesn't mean you can judge us." That tolerance is extended to a (surprisingly) sympathetic appearance from America's outgoing Commander-in-Chief, with whom Harold and Kumar come to share common ground, and a fat one.

The sequel lacks a moment as iconic as the first film's Wilson-Phillips singalong, or a gag as funny as the original's Katie Holmes riff (David Krumholtz and Eddie Kaye Thomas, valuable support on the road to White Castle, are here somewhat underused), and it misses a trick in failing to come up with the Prison Break reference the set-up was crying out for, but Cho's gift for mixing politesse with consternation comes into its own in Harold's dealings with the authorities, and both leads make you believe in their sincerity, which matters come the happy endings, and makes the excesses (bottomless parties, toilet humour, the return of Neil Patrick Harris, again quite brilliant as a Hollywood a-hole) not only bearable, but somehow even charming. It also contains my favourite line of the year to date, nonsensically profane out of context, but hilarious in the scene in which it features, and in my head ever since: Kumar's sudden, unpunctuated defence of his country to an incarcerated terrorist: "FUCK YOU DOUGHNUTS ARE AWESOME!" Shock and awesome, and then some.

(May 2008)

From the archive: "Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies"

In Danny Leiner's new comedy Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies, Harold (John Cho) is an uptight Chinese guy stuck in a dead-end investment job. His roommate Kumar (Kal Penn) is a med student struggling to live up to the high standards expected of him by his doctor father. One Friday night, while unwinding with a joint in front of the television, they spy an advert for the American fast-food chain White Castle. Thus the quest for the perfect hamburger begins, and it will take in, in no particular order, feral woodland creatures, convenience store canoeing, a disfigured Jesus freak repairman, his very comely wife, the actor formerly known as Doogie Howser, and an escaped cheetah. Oh, and one of the leads having sex with a giant bag of marijuana.

Leiner was last responsible for the equally scattershot Dude, Where's My Car?, a ramshackle series of skits passing for a narrative. But as the target audience for either film might tell you, Harold and Kumar is, like, some conceptual shit, man: recasting Dude's lead roles with Asian actors and seeing what effect it might have. The result turns out to be a Cheech and Chong Goldberg Variations, a film whose very make-up celebrates diversity in the more forms the better. Penn and Cho certainly don't get the easy ride afforded to Seann William Scott and Ashton Kutcher in Dude, Where's My Car?; at various points in their odyssey, they're confronted by differing kinds of racism (white collar prejudice; corrupt cops; street punks who mock Kumar with wicked impersonations of Apu from The Simpsons). Released in a week where Dubya refused to answer the "did you inhale?" question for fear of influencing people either way (dude, where's my leadership?), here's a teen comedy with a very definite worldview, a film that spends its entire running time tossing such answers out. (Cue suppressed sniggers from that same target audience.)

There are the expected poo, dick and stoner jokes, but they're clear-eyed and delivered with a heart of gold. Harold expresses his fondness for Sixteen Candles, suggesting the film's innate sincerity, but Leiner's less of a square like John Hughes than he might be the new "Savage" Steve Holland, the lost 80s teen movie genius who came to directing from animation and turned out such loopy work as One Crazy Summer and Better Off Dead.... He's helped by career-making turns from his leads. There's one particular grace note on Penn's remarkably expressive face when trying not to react to his father's insistence that "Daddy's not coming on anything", though he even retains a certain charm when asking a sexually available woman whether she wants to be penetrated in one hole or two. Cho's straight-laced persona ("What's the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?") yields its own comic rewards. Elsewhere, the film offers a fun new game ("Battleshits") to study and enjoy, an extended riff on the cultural significance of Katie Holmes's nude scene in The Gift, and a silly insult to top even SpongeBob Squarepants' "Knucklehead McSpazzatron": Kumar calling Harold "Vagina McVaginastein".

(March 2005)

Harold and Kumar Get the Munchies screens tonight on five at 11.15pm.

Friday, 2 December 2011

For what it's worth...

Top Ten Films at the UK Box Office
for the weekend of November 25-27, 2011:

1 (1) Breaking Dawn: Part 1 (12A) ***
2 (2) Arthur Christmas (U) ***
3 (new) My Week with Marilyn (15) ***
4 (3) The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn (PG) **
5 (4) Immortals (15) ****
6 (new) 50/50 (15)
7 (new) Dream House (15)
8 (5) In Time (12A)
9 (new) Desi Boyz (12A) **
10 (new) Moneyball (12A) ****

(source: UK Film Council)

My top five:
1. Take Shelter
2. Moneyball
3. We Were Here
4. Margaret
5. Hugo


Top Ten DVD rentals
:

1 (1) Green Lantern (12) *
2 (new) Bad Teacher (15) **
3 (3) Thor (12) **
4 (2) Kung Fu Panda 2 (PG) ***
5 (new) Transformers: Dark of the Moon (12)
6 (5) Water for Elephants (12)
7 (6) Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides (12) *
8 (new) Cars 2 (PG)
9 (new) X-Men: First Class (12) ***
10 (9) Limitless (15) ***

(source: lovefilm.com)

My top five:
1. TT: Closer to the Edge
2. A Separation
3. We Were Here
4. Page One: Inside the New York Times
5. French Cancan


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:

1. The Class [above] (Friday, C4, 12.50am)
2. Metropolitan (Friday, BBC2, 12.40am)
3. Sleepless in Seattle (Saturday, five, 3.50pm)
4. The Outlaw Josey Wales (Friday, ITV1, 11.05pm)
5. Escape From Alcatraz (Sunday, C4, 11.05pm)

Thursday, 1 December 2011

Boyz boyz boyz: "Desi Boyz"

The title of Desi Boyz suggests a niche top-shelf publication, and the film attached to it is at what I hesitate to describe as its best while it lives up (or rather down) to it. This is a broad Bollywood bromance about two best buds sharing the same London bachelor pad: Nick (John Abraham), a successful banker, and the lowlier Jerry (Akshay Kumar), a shopping centre security guard. Both lose their jobs shortly after Nick has proposed to his girlfriend (Deepika Padukone), and the writer-director, Rohit Dhawan, has at least found a novel, not to mention rather topical, way of rendering Abraham - the Hindi cinema's very own McConaughey or Lautner - topless, because Nick both literally and figuratively loses the shirt off his back. At this point, a local entrepreneur and club owner - played by the always watchable heavy Salman Dutt, here dispensing impromptu Haddaway impersonations from beneath a very suggestive handlebar moustache - makes the boys, sorry boyz, an offer they cannot financially refuse: Jerry will become Rocco, and perform escort work for the businessman's agency, while Nick reinvents himself as a stripper with the stage name Hunter, and similarly begins to coin it in.

The plot, therefore, offers the masala treatment to The Full Monty, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo and just about every Kevin James movie ever made (Jerry is even introduced riding a Paul Blart-ish segway), a combination of ingredients which will already have viewers of a particular disposition clutching at their stomachs, if not their sides. The resultant lowbrow mulch is then filtered through a not-untypical Bollywood chasteness: Nick makes Jerry promise their moonlighting will involve no sex with women, perhaps because the male leads come as close to playing gay as any screen couple could get without somebody reaching for the lubricant. The title number, which features the line "they say Lady GaGa is our fan" and involves Nick and Jerry dressing up - or down - as topless firemen and waving their hoses around, is fabulous in its own way; when Dutt concludes a toast to the pair with a hearty "bottoms up", we really don't know what to think, or expect.

After this vaguely bright set-up, however, the film splits down the middle (stop sniggering at the back): into farce, as Nick tries to keep his new profession from his fiancee, a strand in which Padukone - truly a thing of wonder, and a joy forever - is mostly wasted stomping about cluelessly in her Ugg boots; and into wholly insincere sentiment, as Jerry scraps to retain custody of the small boy he's rather incredibly inherited from somewhere. Around the time of the intermission, someone clearly changed their mind about the nudging tone of proceedings, so the strip club business is forgotten about, and Jerry is packed off to Trinity College, where he will fall for a glamorous lecturer (Chitrangada Singh) while alarming his younger male roommates by suggesting they all take a bath together. Desi Boyz becomes a shapeless mess from this point onwards, narrative thrust and continuity seemingly altering from scene to scene, such that the climactic courtroom sequence can somehow contrive to combine the head-turning (Padukone's slow-motion entrance) with the flatly horrible (Nick and Jerry outing everyone but themselves from the dock); a zeitgeist-flounting coda, meanwhile, finds our heroes laughing all the way to the bank. Cheerfully inane, but inane all the same.

Desi Boyz is in cinemas nationwide.

1,001 Films: "The Lady Eve" (1941)

The Lady Eve is the one where pale ale heir - and part-time reptile enthusiast - Henry Fonda falls for (and over) Barbara Stanwyck on a cruise ship where the latter, a conwoman, is working a grift; when he takes her back to his cabin to show her his snake, the problems begin. Though the idiosyncratic supporting players have a field day in sidebars (Eric Blore as an aristocrat with a house "at the heart of the contract bridge belt", the perpetually sour-faced William Demarest, doing a mean throwaway Hitler impression as Fonda's aide-de-camp), the manic archness usually associated with writer-director Preston Sturges is here hardly anywhere to be seen: this is the Fonda and Stanwyck show, sincere about flirtation, growing sexual attraction, and the possibility of something more besides.

That Sturges means it this time, and wants us to care, too, can be gleaned from the manner in which he treats the big reveal of Stanwyck's criminal past as a kind of tragedy - and later spots the cruelty in his female lead's eyes (an early glimpse of Double Indemnity, perhaps) as she walks away from this holiday fling with a sizeable cheque to show for herself. The pain - that of having a lit match burn down to your fingers, an image Sturges tellingly finds room for come the finale - rules out screwball comedy, because these lovers have too much at stake to be breezy, much less funny: the question they, and by extension the film, seems to be mulling over is this - to what extent in any relationship do you allow yourself to be seduced, and possibly made a sucker of?

The dinner jackets of the second half feel like a conscious effort to dress up this hurt, yet even here the protagonist finds himself on shaky ground: the dumped and dumped-upon Fonda's frequent pratfalls are precisely those of a helpless case falling against his better nature - not to mention a tie-in with the Fall the title suggests. It's not really a surprise, then, how much is left hanging as the end credits roll: everything that matters on screen is temporary and tenuous, at risk of collapse, as the world itself might well have seemed to cinemagoers of the early 1940s, and again to audiences today. It remains one of the great, timeless screen romances - in part because it addresses, in smart, adult fashion, those issues that still threaten to deprive young lovers everywhere of the earthly happiness that is their right.

The Lady Eve is available on DVD through Universal Pictures.