Friday, 15 May 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of May 8-10, 2026):

1 (1) The Devil Wears Prada 2 (12A)
2 (2) Michael (12A)
3 (new) The Sheep Detectives (PG)
4 (new) Billie Eilish - Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour Live in 3D (12A)
5 (new) Mortal Kombat II (15)
6 (3) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
7 (5) Project Hail Mary (12A) ***
8 (4) Hokum (15) ***
10 (7) The Magic Faraway Tree (U)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
1. Cronos
5. Space Jam


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Scream 7 (18)
2 (new) Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (15)
3 (2) Avatar: Fire and Ash (12) ***
4 (4) Shelter (15)
5 (7) Send Help (15) ***
6 (new) Hoppers (U) ****
7 (6) G.O.A.T. (PG)
8 (5) The Devil Wears Prada (PG) ***
9 (8) "Wuthering Heights" (15)


My top five: 
1. Cold Storage


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes [above] (Sunday, BBC Two, 2.30pm)
2. And Now for Something Completely Different (Friday, BBC Two, 11pm)
3. 10 Things I Hate About You (Saturday, Channel 4, 1.05pm)
4. How to Marry a Millionaire (Saturday, BBC Two, 10.25am)
5. Saving Private Ryan (Wednesday, BBC One, 10.40pm)

Swamp thing: "Shrek" at 25


"
The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters."

Hard to believe Shrek screened at Cannes this week in 2001, but then that was the moment: Pixar's Toy Story and Toy Story 2 had made computer animation both artful and universal, giving Hollywood a new box of tricks to play with, money to spend, and a renewed sense of creative confidence. Everyone was getting on the boat, or yacht. This was the fledgling DreamWorks studio (and more specifically its ex-Disney chief Jeffrey Katzenberg) scuzzing up the Mouse House's aesthetic, rubbing Mickey's nose in the mud; in Shrek's opening moments, the kind of picturebook that graced the prologues of Disney's post-War golden age animations is revealed to have been taken into the outhouse by the titular green ogre, its pages used as bog roll before Shrek marches cheerily out of the crapper to the strains of Smash Mouth's "All Star". Welcome back to the summer of 2001: everything was about to go down the pan. New century, new crudeness. Before the decade was out, these voice performers would gift the world The Love Guru, Norbit and The Sweetest Thing; on the road to toppling the tyrannical Lord Farquaad (voiced by John Lithgow), whose surname proves interchangeable with "fuckwad", Shrek (Mike Myers) and Donkey (Eddie Murphy) spend most of their time burping and farting. I'd forgotten just how relentlessly lowbrow the movie is. In the Farquaad-ruled kingdom of Duloc, a singing exhibit rhymes "keep your feet off the grass" with "wipe your... face"; an inexplicably French Robin Hood (Vincent Cassel, for some reason) inspires a song-and-dance number in which the Merry Men do something similar, rhyming "maid" with "he likes to get... paid". Schtick might have been a good alternative title. Stink might be another. If you can hear a low industrial rumbling while revisiting Shrek this weekend, that's surely Uncle Walt, the man who made Fantasia, being rotated in his cryogenic capsule.

If there's been any measure of critical debate over Shrek this past quarter-century, it hinges on just how ugly the film was always meant to be. The animation really is ugly, in the same way the first Toy Story now looks clunky. (Chief takehome: how rapidly processor chips and modelling tech improved over the course of the century's first decades.) Granted, the rough-and-readiness does set Shrek apart from, say, Pixar's comparatively verdant A Bug's Life, engineered only a couple of years before. But it's very rough, from the uncanny humanoid faces (Fiona and Farquaad especially) to the dragon whose firebreathing recalls a PS2 cut scene to the sequence where Shrek and Donkey traverse a field of sunflowers, the Klein-blue sky behind them entirely untroubled by sun, clouds, detail. Watching Shrek in 2026 is a little like watching one of those cheap Russian timewasters the major chains now import - somewhat against the spirit of any trade embargo - to fill Screen 6 during half-term. (It's also closer than you'd think to watching today's AI slop.) It's briskly told at 86 minutes; if you were feeling generous, its sarcastic approach to the fairytale qualifies as a kind of wit. (There are fun bits of comic writing, from Farquaad's interrogation of the Gingerbread Boy - "Do you know the Muffin Man?" - to the use of cue cards at Farquaad and Fiona's wedding.) And I guess it's novel (and very un-Disneyish) that all the characters should seem so fundamentally horny, though again here, we're not so far from those early Internet pages that did blasphemous things to beloved cartoon characters. We've had four of these things in the years since, plus spinoffs, and - one reason for this reissue - there's another to come next year. People apparently love Shrek: we have it (more specifically, a late-film John Cale cover version) to thank/blame for that Noughties revival of the song "Hallelujah", and even Al Pacino, for heaven's sake, has admitted to using a Shrek phone case. But then enough people bought that Crazy Frog record to get it to number one. Sometimes there really can be no accounting for popular taste.

Shrek returns to cinemas nationwide today.

"LifeHack" (Guardian 14/05/26)


LifeHack
***

Dir: Ronan Corrigan. With: Georgie Fowler, Yasmin Finney, Jessica Reynolds, Charlie Creed-Miles. 96 mins. Cert: 15

This debut feature from Irish web-and-zeitgeist-surfer Ronan Corrigan continues its producer Timur Bekmambetov’s interest in fashioning entire movies out of virtual space, collaging as it does the screens of phones, laptops and PCs. Narratively, it plays like a Web 2.0 update of Iain Softley’s cult Nineties fave Hackers: a quartet of heavily vaping, tech-savvy gamers who’ve cultivated an online friendship decide to take their nightly shitposting to the next level by robbing an obnoxious crypto billionaire (Charlie Creed-Miles), whose motto is “I’m CEO, c**t”. Corrigan’s secret weapon is that his plot points have already been beta-tested offline. What we’re watching is at source an old-school heist thriller with especially open coding.

Corrigan does, however, commit far more forcefully than any of his predecessors to this accelerationist digital aesthetic. He casts newish faces with the air of habitual phonecheckers; he establishes their innate restlessness and distractibility in frantically scrolling between tabs, connecting form to character; and he pumps the leads’ squabbling banter through the same headset-filter one might strap on to play Call of Duty. Though this script – co-written by the director with Hope Elliott Kemp – wisely renames a bluff podcaster Joe Brogan, these frames-within-frames otherwise resemble the real thing: the film’s meme game is strong, if that’s any kind of commendation for a motion picture, and there are none of those Google substitutes called ridiculous things like Search Rhino or InfoBuzz.

Corrigan and co-editor Sasha Kletsov excel as pivotal passwords are sourced, accepted and rejected, then slow the tempo to establish a tender, geekily awkward romance between hackers-in-chief Kyle (Georgie Fowler) and Alex (Yasmin Finney). Only belatedly do we experience the usual limitation of these screenlife thrillers: after the initial excitement wears off, we’re faced with an ultra-mechanical entertainment, all pointing and clicking between spinning wheels. As social media enters its flop era, this subgenre’s shelf life is surely diminishing. (Corrigan’s security-cam footage indicates these events unfold between 2018 and 2020: it’s already a period piece.) Efficiently executed, though its relentless cursor-nudging will likely make older viewers want to unplug and retreat with an 18th century novel.

LifeHack screens in selected Vue cinemas today and Wednesday.

Wednesday, 13 May 2026

From fear to eternity: "Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition"


As they celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, those original monsters of rock Iron Maiden find themselves central to two feature-length documentaries.
Di'Anno: Iron Maiden's Lost Singer (currently touring) is an independently mounted profile of the group's irascible early vocalist Paul Di'Anno in his final years; the studio-backed, starrier-eyed Burning Ambition (now in multiplexes) the officially sanctioned overview of ver Maiden's five decades in the business. They were never fashionable: emerging amid the winter of discontent as hard rockers, just as punk was becoming the next big thing, they weren't what the labels were initially looking for, nor what mainstream radio was looking for, nor indeed the revolutionary MTV. "We weren't as good looking as Eddie [the band's ghoulish mascot]," founder member and guitarist bedrock Steve "Harry" Harris cheerily admits early on. In subsequent years, they would be pushed to the physical limit by management who wanted them out on the road 24/7 to make up for the lack of promotional airplay; they would also be dissed by such young pretenders as Nirvana, who responded to a touring request by insisting Maiden were "too old". Yet sustained by a longhaired fanbase who knew exactly what they wanted - to rock out - and by the blazing self-confidence of replacement frontman Bruce Dickinson, they survived and prospered, becoming something like Status Quo with an edge. (Never fashionable, always there.) One of Burning Ambition's biggest revelations is the scope of that fanbase. You could probably have guessed that Anthrax's Scott Ian and Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine were Maiden heads, as it were. But who knew Chuck D was an admirer? Who knew Javier Bardem was? Bardem proves effusive indeed in interview, unironically intoning the band's lyrics as if they were Coleridge. Do you think Penélope Cruz lets him put his records on in the front room of an evening, or would she shoo him away to his cueva de hombre?

As assembled by Malcolm Venville, a veteran pop-promo director who last entered cinemas with 2009's Sexy Beast-adjacent 44 Inch Chest, Burning Ambition otherwise assumes a broadly conventional form. The concert footage goes heavy on thunderous drumming and elaborate fretwork; unlike Quo, Maiden proceeded with a blokey virtuosity that marked them - again, unfashionably - as the children of prog. Often evocative, time-capsule archive - Bruce interviewed by Sally James on Tiswas, Nicko McBrain drumming up a storm on The Sooty Show (!) - is overlaid with the sound of the lads and close collaborators, enlisted as offscreen talking heads. Inevitably, certain anecdotes verge on the Spinal Tap, particularly those centring the swaggering Dickinson, a passable lookalike in his younger days for Christopher Guest's Nigel Tufnel. We learn the singer came to blows with Harris backstage at Newcastle City Hall; he brains himself with a guitar during the 1985 iteration of Rock in Rio, and furnishes a Hungarian press conference with an especially Tufnelian quote ("We prefer to write songs about things people don't do very often - like death"). Some of that archive describes the changing face (if that's the right word) of codpieces and tight Spandex slacks. Yet again, like Quo, Maiden persisted with a sense of humour, one that proved valuable amid the Satanic panic of the 1980s and whenever they were faced with the snobbery of the domestic music press. In a film as densely packed as some of those codpieces, Venville even begins to broach the politics of Maiden. As previously noted by Tarek Hodžić's 2017 doc Scream for Me Sarajevo, the group were greeted almost as liberators amid the Communist-controlled Eastern Bloc of the late 1980s and early 1990s. (They were at least as significant in the raising of the Iron Curtain as, say, David Hasselhoff.) Late on, reuniting with the band after his wayward solo career, Dickinson can be heard telling the crowd at one gig that "it doesn't matter if you're Muslim, Christian, Jewish... as long as you're a Maiden fan, we're one big fucking family", an idea that requires further parsing in light of the singer's role as a hypeman for Brexit, which proved a line in the sand for at least one sometime fan (my metalhead brother). In the closing moments, bringing us up to date, we see Maiden playing to another sellout crowd in the London Stadium last summer, grizzled and withered - that long hair now greying - and McBrainless, the drummer having retired on health grounds in 2024, yet undefeated by it all. Maybe Maiden only begin to make sense if we view them in terms of their own songs' protagonists: as men out of time, eternal rebels, some crucial part of them ever frozen in up-yours adolescence.

Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition is now showing in cinemas nationwide. 

Monday, 11 May 2026

From the archive: "Wake in Fright"


Some films are so ferocious they refuse to sit around getting dusty in the archives for too long; by sheer force of personality, they endure, and eventually go swaggering back out into the world, looking for trouble once again. After four decades in lock-up – possibly at the behest of the Australian Tourist Board – Ted Kotcheff’s 1971 horror-cum-national character study
Wake in Fright returns to UK screens this weekend, off the back of a recent Cannes restoration, to offer its own unique and bloody-minded tour of the Outback.

The Canadian Kotcheff got here around the same time as Nic Roeg went Walkabout, yet where the latter recast this territory as another Eden, Kotcheff’s interest was more grounded (and, in some way, more comprehensible) yet: in a place where there’s nothing to do except get royally lashed, and a fellow is judged chiefly on his ability to neck a pint. (I drink, therefore I am: one of the reasons the film endures so is its resemblance to the aggressive dipsomania still prevalent in certain British backwaters.)

On trial here is one John Grant (Gary Bond), an Englishman who’s wound up, somewhat resentfully, in a middle-of-nowhere town on a teaching secondment. Of course this educated man believes himself above the locals, with their gruff militarism, arcane gambling rituals and steaks for a dollar. And of course, this certainty will be removed from him when he tries to get away from it all over the Christmas holidays, eroded by a combination of alcohol, bad luck and that familiar 70s harbinger of insanity Donald Pleasance.

During its absence from general circulation, the film has found itself lumped in with that Ozploitation cycle documented in 2008’s enjoyably rowdy Not Quite Hollywood, yet in itself Wake in Fright is far more lingering than any of those movies turned out for a quick buck. Kotcheff seems determined to hold his camera on every strange, unsettling, telling gesture and each loaded exchange, and the result is almost abstract: a portrait of a figure slowly dissolving into his surrounds, as though he were no more than a temporary heat haze.

Or some other haze, for it isn’t blood that flows through these frames, but the amber nectar. The sound of tinnies being opened becomes a prelude to gunfire, and you can sense the film developing a bad head before you – a fogginess of a kind a breakfast of kangaroo stew only worsens, through which only a bullet might really pierce. The action, however, remains joltingly vivid: a game of coinflipping that becomes as much a self-abusing ritual as the Russian roulette in The Deer Hunter, a brutal kangaroo hunt in which everybody starts blasting away at the thin tissue of civilities separating John Grant from his true nature.

In between, Kotcheff does something haunting and critical with the film’s women, who’ve long learnt to keep their mouths shut and shrug off every horny-handed slap on the arse. Yet, clearly, we’re mired firmly in man’s territory: the film keeps weighing some of the most believable drunken-destructive scraps ever recorded outside of provincial nightclub CCTV footage against those mornings-after when its characters awaken, in puddles of their own drool, sweat and filth, surrounded by strange bodies, and wondering what the XXXX just happened.

Punctuated at regular intervals by editor Anthony Buckley’s choice, suggestive blackouts, Wake in Fright re-emerges as a real hangover-movie, one that can’t easily be slept off; however physical Kotcheff got in his later, more scattershot work – which took in the agonised chest-thumping of First Blood and the knockabout of Weekend at Bernie’s – he never quite matched this one for potency.

(MovieMail, March 2014)

A 4K restoration of Wake in Fright opens in selected cinemas from Friday.

Friday, 8 May 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of May 1-3, 2026):

1 (new) The Devil Wears Prada 2 (12A)
2 (1) Michael (12A)
3 (2The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
4 (new) Hokum (15) ***
5 (3Project Hail Mary (12A) ***
6 (new) Patriot (15) **
7 (6) The Magic Faraway Tree (U)
8 (4The Drama (15) **
9 (5) Lee Cronin's The Mummy (18)
10 (new) Eugene Onegin - Met Opera 2026 (12A)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
3. A.I.: Artificial Intelligence [above]
5. Hokum


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (new) Scream 7 (18)
2 (1) Avatar: Fire and Ash (12) ***
4 (3) Shelter (15)
5 (8) The Devil Wears Prada (PG) ***
6 (15) G.O.A.T. (PG)
7 (5) Send Help (15) ***
8 (6) "Wuthering Heights" (15)
9 (4) The Super Mario Bros Movie (PG)
10 (14) Hamnet (12) **


My top five: 
1. Cold Storage


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. The Producers (Saturday, BBC Two, 11.45pm)
2. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (Saturday, ITV1, 6am)
3. Surge (Sunday, BBC Two, 12.05am)
4. A Bigger Splash (Monday, BBC Two, 11pm)
5. Moon (Sunday, Channel 4, 11pm)

Thursday, 7 May 2026

Hotel hell: "Hokum"


Damian McCarthy's
Hokum marks an altogether eccentric revival of horror cinema's "stranger in a strange place" subgenre. The stranger is Adam Scott's Ohm Bauman (strange name, even), an obnoxious, barely functioning alcoholic horror writer who, one Hallowe'en, repairs to a hotel in rural Ireland where his late parents honeymooned so as to scatter their ashes in the nearby woods. That task, at least, is easily achieved; far trickier is extricating himself from the deeply dysfunctional hostelry, plagued as it is by tripping mountain goats, a no less cranky, wheelchair-using owner (Brendan Conroy) and a rumour said honeymoon suite has since been sealed off so as to contain a witch. Belatedly, and only after pissing off everyone around him in some way, Bauman comes to realise he's wandered into a missing-woman mystery with a twist on every other page; also that he'll have to ditch the booze and work extra hard if he's to arrive at a happier outcome than the generally doomy conclusions of his own hack novels. By naming his film as he has, McCarthy has afforded himself a get-out clause: sure enough, Hokum's penny-dreadful plotting does feel rattly, outright arbitrary in places, and never meant to be taken too seriously. The tension here, whether dramatic or comic, stems from the contrast between the upright, arrogant Yank - Scott doing just enough to suggest Bauman might be less of an asshole if he weren't navigating such a rough period - and the kooky Irish character actors looming up over our hero as he descends into darkness: Peter Coonan as the hotel's desk clerk, Will O'Connell as a dullard bellhop and David Wilmot as a local itinerant. McCarthy demonstrates an eye for unsettling symbolism (handsaws and crossbows, clay figurines that pre-empt the plot, a haunted-seeming carriage clock with a hidden, secondary purpose, half-glimpsed images on poorly tuned TV sets), while production designer Til Frohlich works overtime converting a shabby provincial hotel into a combination of escape room, puzzle to be solved and Dante's Inferno. I suspect this is one of those scripts that got the greenlight the moment 2024's Heretic went past a certain number at the box office: if it's neither as cunning nor as engrossing as that film, instead relying overly on the sight of Scott squirrelling around in the dark, it delivers a measure of baroque fun all the same. Primary takehome: some men would rather undergo supernatural trial-by-fire in remote Irish hotels than book themselves into therapy.

Hokum is now playing in selected cinemas.