Friday, 20 March 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of March 13-15, 2026):

1 (1) Hoppers (U) ****
2 (new) Reminders of Him (PG)
3 (new) How to Make a Killing (12A)
4 (5) Mother's Pride (12A) **
5 (3) "Wuthering Heights" (15)
6 (2) Scream 7 (18)
7 (6) GOAT (PG)
9 (4) The Bride! (15)
10 (11) The Secret Agent (15) *****

(source: BFI)

My top five:
1. The Killer [above]
5. Moulin Rouge!


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (2) Wicked: For Good (PG)
2 (3) Zootropolis 2 (PG) ***
3 (new) Shelter (15)
4 (13) Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (15)
5 (5) Sinners (15) ****
6 (6) Anaconda (12)
7 (new) Wicked: Double Bill (PG)
9 (7) Predator: Badlands (12) **
10 (4) The Running Man (15) **


My top five: 
1. Sisu: Road to Revenge
5. Keeper


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. The Third Man (Saturday, BBC Two, 1pm)
2. Toy Story (Sunday, Channel 4, 6.05pm)
3. Sleepless in Seattle (Saturday, Channel 4, 4.25pm)
4. Licorice Pizza (Thursday, BBC Two, 12midnight)
5. Benedetta (Friday, Channel 4, 1am)

Thursday, 19 March 2026

On demand: "Where to Land"


It's been over a decade since the last Hal Hartley feature, and three decades since the heyday of the New Independent Cinema in which Hartley first came to prominence, so perhaps we should recontextualise his work for the benefit of those generations who haven't yet stumbled across
The Unbelievable Truth, Amateur or Flirt at their nearest rep cinema or videostore. (Those films are rarely revived, and everything's gone online: Hartley presently rents out his back catalogue via his own website, the digital equivalent of a director selling DVDs out of a van.) New Yorker Hartley was among that wave of hip young indie kids who insisted it's good to talk, although unlike Kevin Smith or Quentin Tarantino, Hartley was trading in crisp, clean, quality talk. It was the kind of talk a certain bookish strain of cinemagoer might have aspired to have, filled with casual, throwaway references to French philosophers; Hartley's accomplishment was to get late 20th century film characters conversing like folks in the pages of a late 19th century novel. His closest contemporary was Whit Stillman (Metropolitan, Barcelona, The Last Days of Disco) - himself now somewhat off-radar and rarely revived - but Hartley surely owed more to a strain of European arthouse that began with Rohmer and found its way into the films of Eugène Green and Matías Piñeiro. His latest Where to Land, a characteristically droll self-portrait about a middle-aged director's sputtering attempts to write his last will and testament, addresses the unbelievable passage of time from the off: its opening scene, a reunion for the leads of Hartley's Simple Men with echoes of Hamlet, finds besuited protagonist Joe (Bill Sage) informing sceptical church groundskeeper Leonard (Robert John Burke) that he's ready to trade in his camera for a shovel and spade. He'll eventually get digging in other ways, but for the time being this prospective career change triggers panic in his loved ones, who witness Joe's sudden interest in legacy and assume something must be morbidly wrong. As his wide-eyed niece Veronica (Katelyn Sparks), struck by sudden revelation, observes: "He does talk a lot more about the terrible beauty of nature's disregard for the human." Sometimes, the talk is about talk itself.

Certain things have changed in Hartleyland. Diminishing budgets have only accentuated this director's habitually sparse (some have said minimalist) visual style, although Hartley has retained a supremely elegant eye for framing. In 2026, it's actually a rare pleasure to encounter frames that are this tidy and devoid of undue visual clutter; Hartley's blocking, fashioning a limber dance out of two people turning to talk to one another on the street, remains a joy, forever returning our focus to bodies, faces and voices, typically those of actors some of us grew up watching. And once again, those actors have been coached towards an utterly undemonstrative performance style that, among other benefits, represents the antithesis of whatever Jessie Buckley was doing to win her Oscar. The funniest (and most Godardian) gag here may be conceptual: Hartley has staged a farce populated by characters refusing to play ball, their minds being perpetually on far horizons and higher things. Where to Land is still a series of conversations Joe has: with the super in his apartment (Joe Perrino), who mostly enters our guy's flat just to drink his extra light beer; with the academic writing a book on him (Aida Johannes), who stands for all those academics (and journalists) who've developed mad ideas about Hartley over the years; with a historian (Kathleen Chalfant) who insists "bad times are coming, but good things do get done"; with his ex-wife (Edie Falco), who has only finite patience for Joe's hemming and hawing. What's crucial is that it's engaging conversation: ruminative, wide-ranging, sometimes serious, sometimes not, with much to say on how best to be helpful in a moment when the world is on fire. (In short: no need to dig graves just yet, but this might not be the worst time to cultivate your garden, to paraphrase Candide.) It's a project that has assumed extra value as a vision of a civilised, more orderly America: books on shelves, thoughts in heads, hope clung to in weary, battle-hardened hearts. In and of itself, though, it's also a teachable example of late style. The essence of a singular filmmaker boiled down to its 74-minute basics, Where to Land winds down with a readthrough - a fresh start - in what appears to be Hartley's own living quarters. Good things do still get done, but nowadays they're often off-radar, behind closed doors and among close friends: Where to Land is unmistakably one of them.

Where to Land is now available to rent via halhartley.com.  

Wednesday, 18 March 2026

"Dead Lover" (Guardian 17/03/26)


Dead Lover ***

Dir: Grace Glowicki. With: Grace Glowicki, Ben Petrie, Leah Doz, Lowen Morrow. 95 mins. Cert: 18

If semi-traumatised memory serves, the last UK theatrical release to arrive with an integral scratch-and-sniff component was 2011’s ill-fated Spy Kids 4, which invited its victims to huff the gastric emissions of a yapping robot dog voiced by Ricky Gervais. This microbudget Canadian horror curio offers far more art than fart, although its smell-o-vision conceit is but one unusual element in what is an altogether bizarre proposition: a morbidly perverse chamber play with a pastiche penny-dreadful plot, pieced together by writer-director-star Grace Glowicki. Some whiff of that narrative persists among the perfumes awaiting your nostrils: scents include ‘love’, ‘opium’ and ‘ghost puke’, plus ‘milkshake’ by way of half-time light relief. Delicate sensibilities are advised to stay at home polishing their first editions.

Its heroine is odorous by trade. A lovelorn gravedigger of indeterminate age and origin – Glowicki’s accent, roaming between Canada, Canvey Island and Canberra, becomes part of the fun – she’s driven to extremes after her verse-spouting poet sweetheart (co-writer Ben Petrie) perishes in a shipwreck. Part-Burke and Hare, part-Victor Frankenstein, she’s soon salvaging what she can of the corpse: an extended finger pointing to comic and carnal possibilities alike. The script – part-Carry On, part-Ken Russell – grabs both: “I do hope he loves how big my bush has got while he’s been away,” sighs our gal, during some wistful botany. Even without the scratch-and-sniff, even before two lesbian nuns wander on, much of it would qualify as ripe indeed.

Unmistakably the work of the industry that nurtured Guy Maddin and the AIDS-era singing rectum musical Zero Patience, the whole is as much frequency-film as midnight movie. Lock onto its wavelength, and rude chuckles await; struggle, and the filthier fragrances flooding the stalls would likely prompt an awful headache. Follow your own nose: this one’s going for gross and grotesque, and it beds right down when it gets there. Still, Glowicki frames her go-for-broke performance within striking images, and she finds suggestive ways to cover budgetary holes, not least nicely squishy practical effects. Too much the acquired taste (and smell) to recommend unreservedly, but also distinctive, never dull and – much like its most noxious niffs – difficult to shake. 

Dead Lover opens in selected cinemas from Friday.

Sunday, 15 March 2026

From the archive: "Far From The Madding Crowd"


It could just be that we need to take a break from period drama; that a degree of post-
Downton petticoat fatigue has set in. So far, 2015’s first quarter has given us a listless Suite Française and the piffling A Little Chaos. Now we have a new version of Thomas Hardy’s Far From the Madding Crowd, arriving mere weeks after that glowing restored print of John Schlesinger’s 1967 adaptation. What on God’s green Earth might this upstart retelling, overseen by Dogme graduate Thomas Vinterberg, have to offer us?

For one, the new film provides another demonstration of the Carey Mulligan effect: how this most watchable of young actresses is capable of giving even the middling material some elevation. Mulligan works diligently around the determinism of a David (One Day) Nicholls script that insists on emboldening her Bathsheba at every turn; we are, one senses, only a development meeting or two away from watching our heroine flick through Tinder profiles to the accompaniment of “Independent Women” by Destiny’s Child.

Nicholls’ take surrounds its Bathsheba with suitors who, though generally sincere in their affections, view her as an extension of their own property; men who would possess her as they do an estate (Michael Sheen’s quietly, skilfully heartbreaking Boldwood) or a handful of sheep (Matthias Schoenaerts, more engaged than he was in A Little Chaos, as the sturdy farmer Oak). The limitations of this approach soon become apparent.

Experience allows us to see why Bathsheba would turn these two down to then fall for the dashing, carefree blade Sergeant Troy – yet Tom Sturridge, in the movie, plays him as such a callow, preening prat that it begins to undermine all Mulligan’s intelligent, sensitive work: given her options, and her much-cherished autonomy, why would she lose her heart to this jerk, who resembles Terence Stamp far less than he does Tim McInnerny’s Captain Darling in Blackadder?

Of course, you could always tune out and lose yourself in the scenery, this version being rich in BBC Films finery: you can only snigger as Bathsheba remarks, of the farm she’s inherited, “it’s a little ragged now”, and the camera cranes round to reveal a thoroughly picturesque pile of bricks the Camerons might well take as a second or third home.

Vinterberg’s come a long way, both geographically and budgetarily, since his Dogme heyday, when a film like Festen intended to rattle those bourgeois audiences he’s now so obviously courting. He’s gained an eye for landscape to match the one he already had for social ritual, but the film still feels a rather impersonal assignment, lacking even the minor provocations of 2012’s The Hunt: with the mud and grime kept to a minimum, the whole unfolds in some eternal springtime, and you do start to wonder whether handsomeness is all it really has going for it.

The attempt to shine roseate light into every corner of Hardyworld leaves matters looking more than a little banal: though some of Nicholls’ annotations (a Bathsheba-Boldwood duet on folk song “Let No Man Steal Your Thyme”, for instance) are effective, he also appends a superfluous church scene in which Bathsheba explains her decision-making process to her young companion (Tamara Drewe’s Jessica Barden), and makes fiddly attempts to foreshadow or plead away Boldwood’s final action, which inevitably comes to be far less shockingly felt than it has been elsewhere.

More calculated than tempestuous, this adaptation operates on a brisk, no-nonsense commercial logic: it’s unlikely anyone will emerge too disappointed, not least as the finale alights upon a symmetry that is not altogether unpleasing. What’s missing is exactly that nonsense Hardy was writing about, and which Schlesinger revelled in for another forty minutes: the mysteries of attraction and repulsion, the changing of the seasons, those elements of our existence that cannot be fully rationalised or explained. Without them, this narrative begins to look perilously like a gorgeously illuminated procession of Cliff’s Notes.

(MovieMail, April 2015)

Far From The Madding Crowd screens on BBC One at 12.05am tomorrow.

Saturday, 14 March 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of March 6-8, 2026):

1 (new) Hoppers (U) ****
2 (1) Scream 7 (18)
3 (2"Wuthering Heights" (15)
4 (new) The Bride! (15)
5 (new) Mother's Pride (12A) **
6 (4) GOAT (PG)
8 (5Crime 101 (15)
9 (new) Giselle - ROH London 2026 (PG)
10 (new) Othello (12A)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
2. Hard Boiled


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

2 (2) Wicked: For Good (PG)
3 (3) Zootropolis 2 (PG) ***
4 (re) The Running Man (15) **
5 (6) Sinners (15) ****
6 (22) Anaconda (12)
7 (1) Predator: Badlands (12) **
8 (5) The Housemaid (15)
9 (re) Now You See Me Now You Don't (12)
10 (9) Scream VI (18)


My top five: 
1. Sisu: Road to Revenge
5. Keeper


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. The Martian (Sunday, BBC Two, 10pm)
2. The King's Speech (Thursday, BBC Two, 11pm)
3. Far from the Madding Crowd (Monday, BBC One, 12.05am)
4. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa (Saturday, BBC One, 11.45pm)
5. How the West Was Won [above] (Sunday, BBC Two, 2.30pm)

Brits v. spears: "Zulu Dawn"


Here's another leftfield Seventies reissue. 1979's
Zulu Dawn was the belated, semi-forgotten prequel to 1964's Zulu, released to mark the centenary of the central Battle of Isandlwana, and released into a moment where the tattered remains of the British film industry was falling back on old ideas and properties. Cy Endfield, the hardy American director of the original film, turned over the screenplay he'd written at the start of the decade for the versatile Douglas Hickox - Endfield's former AD, fresh (if that's the right word) from Entertaining Mr. Sloane, Theatre of Blood and Brannigan - to direct. Hickox called in a battalion of the industry's usual suspects (Peter O'Toole, John Mills, Denholm Elliott, Peter Vaughan), plus a Hollywood presence to secure overseas sales and funding (Burt Lancaster, whose unconvincing Scots accent suggests the producers may have been eyeing Connery) and cannon-fodder new faces (a pre-fame Bob Hoskins as a sergeant-in-arms whose look is going to appeal to a very specific gay demographic; Phil Daniels as a mournful bugle boy; Paul Copley as a cadet who gets the script's best line: "Killed by a stray bullet made in Birmingham!"). The story had much the same story structure as had set the cash registers ringing a decade-and-a-half before. Zulu Dawn is thirty minutes of barrack-room and parade-ground chatter followed by a full ninety minutes of Sealed Knot recreation on a ruddy big plain to the accompaniment of a terrific, old-school Elmer Bernstein score played by an exceptionally well-marshalled Royal Philharmonic Orchestra. Trust me, your dad is going to wet himself - although you might like to gently break it to him that there isn't a happy ending, one reason Hickox's film flopped first time around.

As one might expect from a follow-up boasting American investment and the presence of the liberal figurehead Lancaster, Zulu Dawn proves both more expansive and more complicated than its flagwaving predecessor: this British Army presents as far less of a unified front, with dissent in the ranks as well as racism of various stripes. Hickox uses his ensemble to present what we must now call a spectrum of opinions and attitudes, ranging from unsmiling martinet O'Toole to the vastly more liberal Simon Ward, formerly Dickie Attenborough's Young Winston. (Bishop Freddie Jones, meanwhile, can only pray for peace.) Being a 1970s British film, I think we still have to declare it more pre-woke than it is postcolonial: Hickox can't resist cutting back to the topless local girls dancing under the opening credits, and Anna Calder-Marshall (Tom Burke's mum, recent winner of a Berlin festival acting gong for Lance Hammer's Queen at Sea) is stuck playing an Army wife with the unfortunate name of Fanny ("Same old Fanny!"). But Endfield and Hickox do at least seem to have absorbed some of this decade's political lessons. This Empire's priority is shown to be protecting its own commercial and industrial concerns, Mills's functionary positions this combat as (yikes) "the final solution to the Zulu problem", and Zulu king Cetshwayo (Simon Sabela) gets to say his piece before it all kicks off, somewhat more aggressively in 1979 than it had in 1964 (albeit still within the confines of a PG certificate). You have to wait for them, but the initial scenes of the Zulus rising up against their oppressors even made me wonder whether the producers had had half an eye on the blaxploitation audience. It's destined to remain in the shadow of its much-memed predecessor: Hickox's battle choreography - diffuse, circular and finally very samey - makes Endfield's seem like Miklós Jancsó. But it's made for lazy matinee viewing, allowing the viewer to powernap in the gaps between attack and counterattack, and in this newly restored version, it surely looks better than it ever has: properly widescreen (in the days when that term meant something to our cinematographers) with rich film-stock colour picking out every uniform, tea party outfit and, indeed, war wound.

Zulu Dawn is now playing in selected cinemas.

On demand: "Zootropolis 2"


So now we know why
Zootropolis 2 spent four months inside the UK's Top Ten films, even climbing the charts after the film landed on VoD: these are the busiest frames of anything released in 2025. From a commercial standpoint, it makes for exceptional value for money, returning directors Jared Bush and Byron Howard offering fans plentiful reasons to take a second or maybe even third look at what was going on in the sidestreets and backalleys of the titular city in the run-up to the Zootennial; some viewers doubtless wanted to spend extra time in the company of old crimefighting friends Judy Hopps (the happy bunny voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) and Nick Wilde (the wise-ass fox voiced by Jason Bateman). Creatively, however, that busyness becomes a double-edged sword: the artistry gets altogether clotted, the result of animators feeling they have to catch up with every character who became a fan favourite during 2016's first film while sending our odd-couple leads on a new quest. Overworked and up against the clock to capitalise on the goodwill engendered by the first film, those animators have been forced to grab their inspiration where they can. If you find yourself wondering why a scene in which a heavily guarded artefact is swiped during a glitzy function sparks an odd sense of déjà vu, or why a gag about animal Captchas seems so familiar, it's because you'll have seen both as recently as 2022's The Bad Guys and its 2025 sequel, DreamWorks' own anthropomorphised critters franchise. Maybe the relentless motion of so much multiplex animation reflects the way competing teams of creatives are now scrabbling around to be first to an old idea, trampling on or tripping over one another's tails as they go.

In any case, this is visibly one of those sequels that resolved to be bigger rather than necessarily better. The relative tightness of the first movie's plotting, the Disney idea of a Prince of the City-style precinct procedural, has here been replaced by a sprawling, galumphing road movie. Zootropolis, we now learn, has been historically segregated, and Hopps and Wilde are obliged to pass from zone to zone after being exiled from home turf. The approach expands this world scene by scene, doubtless readying the ground for further sequels and future TV spinoffs, but you also sense the creative team wandering alongside their characters, going in search of anything like a compelling hook or plot. What they eventually arrive at, after all the hypercaffeinated huffing and puffing, is the kind of backstory - a squabble over ownership and naming rights, essentially who owns the IP to the city of Zootropolis - which would slow down any spinoff TV series something rotten. I recognise that I am writing these words after a week in which I pronounced an animation about a talking beaver to be a noteworthy reflection of our times, but I think you'd have to strain to spot any significant social comment within these frames: that strikes me as something hurriedly scribbled on the writers' room wipeboard and never followed up in any substantive way, and which may finally have been doodled over in brighter colours by the character and background artists. (The variety of names listed in the movie's closing credits tells a vastly more credible and stirring story about inclusion and community.) Those artists are the ones who might just claw you back to finish a first watch, even if you have no intention of returning for round two (or the now-inevitable Zootropolis 3). What Zootropolis 2 has in its favour is a richness of character work (one of many new additions to this menagerie: David Strathairn, who's been showing up in some unlikely places this year, as a moggy Mob boss) and flickers of the original's strong gagwriting (a passing Ratatouille gag - Disney cannibalising itself, for once - is genius). Elsewhere, I fear, the focus is being lost, the charm being squeezed, perhaps permanently, out of shot.

Zootropolis 2 is now showing in selected cinemas, streaming via Disney+, available to rent via Prime Video and YouTube, and on DVD and Blu-ray through Elevation Sales.