Wednesday, 13 May 2026

From fear to eternity: "Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition"


As they celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, those original monsters of rock Iron Maiden find themselves central to two feature-length documentaries.
Di'Anno: Iron Maiden's Lost Singer (currently touring) is an independently mounted profile of the group's irascible early vocalist Paul Di'Anno in his final years; the studio-backed, starrier-eyed Burning Ambition (now in multiplexes) the officially sanctioned overview of ver Maiden's five decades in the business. They were never fashionable: emerging amid the winter of discontent as hard rockers, just as punk was becoming the next big thing, they weren't what the labels were initially looking for, nor what mainstream radio was looking for, nor indeed the revolutionary MTV. "We weren't as good looking as Eddie [the band's ghoulish mascot]," founder member and guitarist bedrock Steve "Harry" Harris cheerily admits early on. In subsequent years, they would be pushed to the physical limit by management who wanted them out on the road 24/7 to make up for the lack of promotional airplay; they would also be dissed by such young pretenders as Nirvana, who responded to a touring request by insisting Maiden were "too old". Yet sustained by a longhaired fanbase who knew exactly what they wanted - to rock out - and by the blazing self-confidence of replacement frontman Bruce Dickinson, they survived and prospered, becoming something like Status Quo with an edge. (Never fashionable, always there.) One of Burning Ambition's biggest revelations is the scope of that fanbase. You could probably have guessed that Anthrax's Scott Ian and Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine were Maiden heads, as it were. But who knew Chuck D was an admirer? Who knew Javier Bardem was? Bardem proves effusive indeed in interview, unironically intoning the band's lyrics as if they were Coleridge. Do you think Penélope Cruz lets him put his records on in the front room of an evening, or would she shoo him away to his cueva de hombre?

As assembled by Malcolm Venville, a veteran pop-promo director who last entered cinemas with 2009's Sexy Beast-adjacent 44 Inch Chest, Burning Ambition otherwise assumes a broadly conventional form. The concert footage goes heavy on thunderous drumming and elaborate fretwork; unlike Quo, Maiden proceeded with a blokey virtuosity that marked them - again, unfashionably - as the children of prog. Often evocative, time-capsule archive - Bruce interviewed by Sally James on Tiswas, Nicko McBrain drumming up a storm on The Sooty Show (!) - is overlaid with the sound of the lads and close collaborators, enlisted as offscreen talking heads. Inevitably, certain anecdotes verge on the Spinal Tap, particularly those centring the swaggering Dickinson, a passable lookalike in his younger days for Christopher Guest's Nigel Tufnel. We learn the singer came to blows with Harris backstage at Newcastle City Hall; he brains himself with a guitar during the 1985 iteration of Rock in Rio, and furnishes a Hungarian press conference with an especially Tufnelian quote ("We prefer to write songs about things people don't do very often - like death"). Some of that archive describes the changing face (if that's the right word) of codpieces and tight Spandex slacks. Yet again, like Quo, Maiden persisted with a sense of humour, one that proved valuable amid the Satanic panic of the 1980s and whenever they were faced with the snobbery of the domestic music press. In a film as densely packed as some of those codpieces, Venville even begins to broach the politics of Maiden. As previously noted by Tarek Hodžić's 2017 doc Scream for Me Sarajevo, the group were greeted almost as liberators amid the Communist-controlled Eastern Bloc of the late 1980s and early 1990s. (They were at least as significant in the raising of the Iron Curtain as, say, David Hasselhoff.) Late on, reuniting with the band after his wayward solo career, Dickinson can be heard telling the crowd at one gig that "it doesn't matter if you're Muslim, Christian, Jewish... as long as you're a Maiden fan, we're one big fucking family", an idea that requires further parsing in light of the singer's role as a hypeman for Brexit, which proved a line in the sand for at least one sometime fan (my metalhead brother). In the closing moments, bringing us up to date, we see Maiden playing to another sellout crowd in the London Stadium last summer, grizzled and withered - that long hair now greying - and McBrainless, the drummer having retired on health grounds in 2024, yet undefeated by it all. Maybe Maiden only begin to make sense if we view them in terms of their own songs' protagonists: as men out of time, eternal rebels, some crucial part of them ever frozen in up-yours adolescence.

Iron Maiden: Burning Ambition is now showing in cinemas nationwide. 

Monday, 11 May 2026

From the archive: "Wake in Fright"


Some films are so ferocious they refuse to sit around getting dusty in the archives for too long; by sheer force of personality, they endure, and eventually go swaggering back out into the world, looking for trouble once again. After four decades in lock-up – possibly at the behest of the Australian Tourist Board – Ted Kotcheff’s 1971 horror-cum-national character study
Wake in Fright returns to UK screens this weekend, off the back of a recent Cannes restoration, to offer its own unique and bloody-minded tour of the Outback.

The Canadian Kotcheff got here around the same time as Nic Roeg went Walkabout, yet where the latter recast this territory as another Eden, Kotcheff’s interest was more grounded (and, in some way, more comprehensible) yet: in a place where there’s nothing to do except get royally lashed, and a fellow is judged chiefly on his ability to neck a pint. (I drink, therefore I am: one of the reasons the film endures so is its resemblance to the aggressive dipsomania still prevalent in certain British backwaters.)

On trial here is one John Grant (Gary Bond), an Englishman who’s wound up, somewhat resentfully, in a middle-of-nowhere town on a teaching secondment. Of course this educated man believes himself above the locals, with their gruff militarism, arcane gambling rituals and steaks for a dollar. And of course, this certainty will be removed from him when he tries to get away from it all over the Christmas holidays, eroded by a combination of alcohol, bad luck and that familiar 70s harbinger of insanity Donald Pleasance.

During its absence from general circulation, the film has found itself lumped in with that Ozploitation cycle documented in 2008’s enjoyably rowdy Not Quite Hollywood, yet in itself Wake in Fright is far more lingering than any of those movies turned out for a quick buck. Kotcheff seems determined to hold his camera on every strange, unsettling, telling gesture and each loaded exchange, and the result is almost abstract: a portrait of a figure slowly dissolving into his surrounds, as though he were no more than a temporary heat haze.

Or some other haze, for it isn’t blood that flows through these frames, but the amber nectar. The sound of tinnies being opened becomes a prelude to gunfire, and you can sense the film developing a bad head before you – a fogginess of a kind a breakfast of kangaroo stew only worsens, through which only a bullet might really pierce. The action, however, remains joltingly vivid: a game of coinflipping that becomes as much a self-abusing ritual as the Russian roulette in The Deer Hunter, a brutal kangaroo hunt in which everybody starts blasting away at the thin tissue of civilities separating John Grant from his true nature.

In between, Kotcheff does something haunting and critical with the film’s women, who’ve long learnt to keep their mouths shut and shrug off every horny-handed slap on the arse. Yet, clearly, we’re mired firmly in man’s territory: the film keeps weighing some of the most believable drunken-destructive scraps ever recorded outside of provincial nightclub CCTV footage against those mornings-after when its characters awaken, in puddles of their own drool, sweat and filth, surrounded by strange bodies, and wondering what the XXXX just happened.

Punctuated at regular intervals by editor Anthony Buckley’s choice, suggestive blackouts, Wake in Fright re-emerges as a real hangover-movie, one that can’t easily be slept off; however physical Kotcheff got in his later, more scattershot work – which took in the agonised chest-thumping of First Blood and the knockabout of Weekend at Bernie’s – he never quite matched this one for potency.

(MovieMail, March 2014)

A 4K restoration of Wake in Fright opens in selected cinemas from Friday.

Friday, 8 May 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of May 1-3, 2026):

1 (new) The Devil Wears Prada 2 (12A)
2 (1) Michael (12A)
3 (2The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
4 (new) Hokum (15) ***
5 (3Project Hail Mary (12A) ***
6 (new) Patriot (15) **
7 (6) The Magic Faraway Tree (U)
8 (4The Drama (15) **
9 (5) Lee Cronin's The Mummy (18)
10 (new) Eugene Onegin - Met Opera 2026 (12A)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
3. A.I.: Artificial Intelligence [above]
5. Hokum


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (new) Scream 7 (18)
2 (1) Avatar: Fire and Ash (12) ***
4 (3) Shelter (15)
5 (8) The Devil Wears Prada (PG) ***
6 (15) G.O.A.T. (PG)
7 (5) Send Help (15) ***
8 (6) "Wuthering Heights" (15)
9 (4) The Super Mario Bros Movie (PG)
10 (14) Hamnet (12) **


My top five: 
1. Cold Storage


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. The Producers (Saturday, BBC Two, 11.45pm)
2. E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (Saturday, ITV1, 6am)
3. Surge (Sunday, BBC Two, 12.05am)
4. A Bigger Splash (Monday, BBC Two, 11pm)
5. Moon (Sunday, Channel 4, 11pm)

Thursday, 7 May 2026

Hotel hell: "Hokum"


Damian McCarthy's
Hokum marks an altogether eccentric revival of horror cinema's "stranger in a strange place" subgenre. The stranger is Adam Scott's Ohm Bauman (strange name, even), an obnoxious, barely functioning alcoholic horror writer who, one Hallowe'en, repairs to a hotel in rural Ireland where his late parents honeymooned so as to scatter their ashes in the nearby woods. That task, at least, is easily achieved; far trickier is extricating himself from the deeply dysfunctional hostelry, plagued as it is by tripping mountain goats, a no less cranky, wheelchair-using owner (Brendan Conroy) and a rumour said honeymoon suite has since been sealed off so as to contain a witch. Belatedly, and only after pissing off everyone around him in some way, Bauman comes to realise he's wandered into a missing-woman mystery with a twist on every other page; also that he'll have to ditch the booze and work extra hard if he's to arrive at a happier outcome than the generally doomy conclusions of his own hack novels. By naming his film as he has, McCarthy has afforded himself a get-out clause: sure enough, Hokum's penny-dreadful plotting does feel rattly, outright arbitrary in places, and never meant to be taken too seriously. The tension here, whether dramatic or comic, stems from the contrast between the upright, arrogant Yank - Scott doing just enough to suggest Bauman might be less of an asshole if he weren't navigating such a rough period - and the kooky Irish character actors looming up over our hero as he descends into darkness: Peter Coonan as the hotel's desk clerk, Will O'Connell as a dullard bellhop and David Wilmot as a local itinerant. McCarthy demonstrates an eye for unsettling symbolism (handsaws and crossbows, clay figurines that pre-empt the plot, a haunted-seeming carriage clock with a hidden, secondary purpose, half-glimpsed images on poorly tuned TV sets), while production designer Til Frohlich works overtime converting a shabby provincial hotel into a combination of escape room, puzzle to be solved and Dante's Inferno. I suspect this is one of those scripts that got the greenlight the moment 2024's Heretic went past a certain number at the box office: if it's neither as cunning nor as engrossing as that film, instead relying overly on the sight of Scott squirrelling around in the dark, it delivers a measure of baroque fun all the same. Primary takehome: some men would rather undergo supernatural trial-by-fire in remote Irish hotels than book themselves into therapy.

Hokum is now playing in selected cinemas.

Wednesday, 6 May 2026

Left to their own devices: "Patriot"


From a commercial perspective, it's little surprise Mahesh Narayanan's Malayalam film
Patriot made the UK Top Ten this past weekend: it marks a reunion of sorts for stars Mammootty and Mohanlal, the grand old men of South Indian cinema. Critical eyes might, however, be drawn this way by the prospect of a South Indian response to the North's recent, thunderous Dhurandhar diptych. This, too, is a spy thriller, albeit one that starts in appropriately stealthy fashion before tailing away into maximalist silliness; if it's similarly paranoid, it's not about India's neighbours, but threats from within, specifically big tech. At the film's centre - much remarked upon, never seen - is Periscope, an item of spyware we learn has been slipped onto citizens' smartphones and laptops so as to monitor online interactions and crush dissent. Fahadh Faasil, with shady-ass stubble, is the erratic, Musky tech bro whose Shakti Corp has engineered the program; Rajiv Menon his father, a compromised Government minister who signed the surveillance into law. Over on the side of the angels, Revathi is the opposition leader who vows to expose this scandal and clear up the mess before expiring in mysterious circumstances; Mammootty plays Dr. Daniel James, the heavy-drinking analyst she entrusts to investigate. Obliged to flee India after his employer's death, pronounced a traitor to the national cause, Danny - as he's known - heads into exile in London, where he adopts the YouTube handle Vimathan (or "Dissident") and starts to uncover the various ways consumer items have been weaponised against their users. These early scenes lend Patriot an air of Slow Horses-ish shabbiness that should play well with British audiences, who'll get to enjoy watching this fabled leading man putting the bins out and driving past a Spar. You didn't get that with Dhurandhar.

Yet if the Dhurandhars were a weapon wielded with sporadic skill but most often blunt propagandistic force, Patriot proves a more conventional entertainment. Running just shy of three hours, it's basically a more expansive update of those US techno-thrillers (The Lawnmower Man, Disclosure, The Net, Hackers) that lit up multiplexes in the first days of Web 1.0. In the strongest, most propulsive stretches here, Narayanan succeeds in fusing the old and the new, or in using the tried-and-tested to push back against the aggressive novelties of Shakti Corp and their ilk. It's rather fun to watch the now-seventysomething Mammootty, with his air of a retired university professor, donning a baseball cap to go undercover at a YouTubers' weekend symposium; in a week in which we learnt Google has been eating up storage on everybody's devices by installing AI tech without prior consent, this plot does feel timely, and there's something very much on the money about the way the Palantir-like Shakti, who we learn started as an IT consultancy firm, has rapidly remodelled itself as a major tech player with plans to operate as a private security force. (It wouldn't surprise me if we saw a thick-eared Western variant of this particular plot, probably involving Liam Neeson, within the next one-to-three years.) For some part of its running time - roughly as long as it takes our hero to parse discarded devices for the data that will make a conclusive case against the enemy - Patriot's narrative coding presents as sound, and Narayanan backs it up with solid, involving analogue setpieces: the pulse does quicken around the intermission block, when a YouTuber's prank provides the opening act of a convoluted kidnap attempt in a crowded airport. 

Other elements, alas, just don't scan. Come the second half, we once more bear witness to the spectacle of a pensionable leading man overpowering goons half his age; Narayanan has to deploy a slice-and-dice strategy in the action scenes, frenetically cutting around so as to distract from the unignorable fact his star is neither as mobile nor as dynamic as he once was. Yet beyond this aging star issue, Patriot also has a Big Movie Problem. This is, at heart, a taut two-hour thriller that has been expanded to three to fit some dubious post-pandemic idea of a cinematic event (and thereby get everybody off their sofas and phones). Tightly controlled stretches move the plot on and ratchet up the tension, but there's also a growing level of filler and waffle that relegates the whole to mixed-bag status. The movie enshittifies itself; heading into its final half-hour, Patriot has started to feel almost as exhausting as dealing with actual technology in 2026. Within this ever more sprawling superstructure, the actors are mostly left to themselves, with - again - mixed results. Mohanlal capably shoulders a long stretch at the point Daniel goes AWOL from the plot, playing a one-legged Signal Corps veteran who reconnects with our hero via streetlight Morse code (fuck you, Elon) and conceals a blade in his crutch; and Zarin Shihab is quietly forceful under a headscarf as Daniel's relentless partner Ayisha. Yet local luminary Nayanthara is stuck with a sorely underdetermined part as the hero's first wife and occasional helpmate, and though Faasil - the stealth genius of recent South cinema - brings his usual wiry intensity to the Shakti command centre, he also seems wildly overqualified for such a stock Lex Luthor role. It's still hard not to thrill when the second half pulls a narrative judo move, turning Periscope against those who engineered it - like I said, there is good stuff in here - but Narayanan also wants us to swallow down a lot of generic thriller nonsense between fat handfuls of popcorn. A bit of a tin foil hat movie, all told - and I sensed the hat being worn so as to keep the battiness and bad ideas in.

Patriot is now screening in selected cinemas.

Friday, 1 May 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of April 24-26, 2026):

1 (new) Michael (12A)
2 (1) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
3 (2Project Hail Mary (12A) ***
4 (3) The Drama (15) **
5 (4) Lee Cronin's The Mummy (18)
6 (6) The Magic Faraway Tree (U)
7 (new) Rose of Nevada (15) ****
8 (new) Exit 8 (15)
9 (re) Fight Club (15) ****
10 (new) The Magic Flute - ROH London 2026 (U)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
1. Slither [above]
5. Akira


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Avatar: Fire and Ash (12) ***
3 (29) Shelter (15)
4 (6) The Super Mario Bros Movie (PG)
5 (re) Send Help (15) ***
6 (4) "Wuthering Heights" (15)
7 (new) The Killer (15) ****
8 (34) The Devil Wears Prada (PG) ***
9 (re) Primate (18)
10 (5) The Housemaid (15)



Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial (Sunday, ITV1, 4pm)
2. The Silence of the Lambs (Tuesday, BBC One, 11.40pm)
3. Point Break (Saturday, BBC One, 11.50pm)
4. The Titfield Thunderbolt (Holiday Monday, BBC Two, 9am)
5. Hellboy II: The Golden Army (Holiday Monday, ITV1, 10.15pm)

Wednesday, 29 April 2026

On demand: "Love Means Zero"


From Showtime's documentary arm, a portrait of a tricky subject. 2017's 
Love Means Zero sees filmmaker Jason Kohn profiling Nick Bollettieri, founding father of the Nick Bollettieri Academy, the institution that came to exert an iron grip on the pro tennis circuit in the late Eighties and Nineties, thanks to such stars as Andre Agassi, Jim Courier, Mary Pierce, Maria Sharapova and, as Bollettieri puts it, "my Serena and Venus" (which will come as news to Richard Williams). He's not a monster, but from an early stage in Kohn's film, it becomes apparent that Bollettieri was an exacting taskmaster, possessed of the ruthless singlemindedness that tends to identify and make champions in pro sports. Kohn speaks to a clutch of the name players, but also those who were left to drift away and forgotten about, like tennis balls knocked over a fence or hedge; several of these players are heard to testify that they were made to feel special, like a son or daughter, then abandoned at a formative moment once Bollettieri and his coaches determined they weren't quite what the Academy was seeking. The selection process comes over as tough, perhaps necessary, but above all else poorly handled, from an interpersonal perspective: the most damning evidence Kohn introduces into the record is that even Agassi - the Academy's erratic golden boy, to the extent that Bollettieri was seen and heard to take his side when he faced fellow Academy find Courier in the French Open quarterfinals of 1989 - refused the filmmaker's request for an interview. (He will be amply represented nonetheless, both in evocative archive footage - awful late Eighties mullets and all - and, more poignantly, in the form of a letter he wrote to Bollettieri in his 2009 memoir Open.)

What follows is one of the few sports docs that owes a pronounced rhetorical debt to the combative Errol Morris; you start to feel the camera itself becoming a net. Kohn isolates Bollettieri among the ruins of one of the resorts that were left to crumble after his declaration of bankruptcy; the director lobs up a probing question or three; and Bollettieri - weathered, RFK raspy, prone to alternating between the first and third person and overusing the dated hipster slang "baby" - insistently smashes answers back. This was all in the past, Jason; I don't dwell on such things; I move on, as you should. It's presumably what he told his charges whenever they lost their serve, but around about the point Bollettieri lets slip he's been married eight times, or when one of his erstwhile prodigies opens up about an eating disorder she developed, you start to wonder just how much collateral damage one man can bring about in his quest for success. Certainly Agassi, a player made in his coach's image - a flamboyant, devil-may-care hustler, burning through endorsement deal after endorsement deal - kept getting found out at the highest level, whether by the focused, matter-of-fact Courier, the machine-like Pete Sampras, or the shithousery of Boris Becker in his sleaze era. (Becker gets ushered on to recall how he once psyched out his opponent by openly flirting with Agassi's then-wife Brooke Shields from the very centre of Wimbledon's Centre Court.) We might even question the Bollettieri definition of success. The business model here seems hazy if not outright dubious, framing players not as individuals but ambassadors for the Academy, and recycling prize money to provide scholarships for aspirant champions; late on, Kohn reveals that Bollettieri was eventually outmanoeuvred behind the scenes by one of his savvier employees. The film's subject, who died in 2022, remains defiant to the last, blurting out "I just react! Nick just does it!", like some Nike-swooshed embodiment of the American id. You conclude Bollettieri would have been great to watch as a player, forever on the attack. His flaw as a businessman, and as a human being, is that he simply had no B game.

Love Means Zero is now streaming via NOW TV.