A Grand Day Out and The Wrong Trousers return to selected cinemas from Friday.
Cinésthesia
Feelings. On film.
Wednesday, 8 July 2026
Back to the drawing board: "A Grand Day Out" and "The Wrong Trousers"
Sunday, 5 July 2026
For what it's worth...
UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of June 26-28, 2026):
1 (1) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
2 (new) Supergirl (12A)
4 (new) Jackass: Best and Last (18)
6 (4) Scary Movie (15)
7 (new) Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War - The Calamity (15)
8 (5) Backrooms (15)
9 (new) Les Liaisons Dangereuses - NT Live 2026 (15)
10 (7) Michael (12A)
(source: BFI)
My top five:
1. The Invite
3. The Furious
4. Taxi Driver
5. Swimming Pool
DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten:
1 (1) Michael (12)
4 (24) Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (15)
5 (6) The Magic Faraway Tree (U)
6 (5) Mortal Kombat II (15)
7 (17) Superman (12)
8 (9) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
9 (10) Wicked: For Good (PG)
My top five:
1. Hoppers
2. Blue Moon
5. The Good Boy
Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Godland (Saturday, BBC Two, 1.30am)
2. Glory [above] (Sunday, Channel 4, 1.20am)
3. Blade Runner (Sunday, BBC Two, 10pm)
4. Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (Saturday, BBC Two, 8.40am)
5. Thunderball (Sunday, ITV1, 6.55am)
Saturday, 4 July 2026
Appetites: "The Invite"
By all trustworthy reports, Wilde's previous film as director, 2022's much-hyped Don't Worry Darling, had its virtues and selling points, but its narrative chicanery got out of hand. The controlled chaos of her new project, by contrast, provides welcome reassurance that today's filmmakers haven't entirely abandoned the playbook their predecessors passed down. Wilde has found an excellent script, cast the hell out of it (perfectly, indeed), and then endeavoured not to mess up what was set on the page. Here's an overdue return for a cinema that finds ordinary people, with all their hang-ups and insecurities, fascinating; between them, McCormack, Jones and Wilde set up a tasty tag-team encounter between a couple who possibly care too much what other people think and another who have longstanding reasons for not giving a hoot. As a director, Wilde busies herself tracking shifts in energy. This night starts off cranky and awkward, as Rogen and Wilde row and the former eyes Norton from a suspicious distance; it starts to feel more convivial, as the couples split into mutually reinforcing groups of two (Rogen/Cruz, Wilde/Norton); secrets and confidences are shared, bombshells dropped; and then it all starts to get a little too much for some of the participants. Wilde wards off any residual staginess in the text by giving the couples' interactions a borderline manic antsiness, that demonstrated by folks who've been let off the leash for a night: the filmmaking has its own playful, curious, sometimes outright fruity energy, heightened only further by a mischievous Devonté Hynes score, determined to fill any gaps that it can. But Wilde also organises all this conversation intelligently: once the initial small talk is set aside, this foursome get deeper and deeper into it - until at least a couple of them realise they may have got in too deep.
A smart screenplay is one thing, but The Invite also has actors capable of improvising over the top of it for added value; once everyone's taken their seats, we're getting a symphony of people rubbing one another up the wrong way (and finding that they secretly enjoy the sensation). That Rogen has been getting the most glowing notices may partly be down to his status as the underdog in this heavyweight cast, the actor with the most to prove (despite a largely agreeable two-decade career). But his Joe is also the character who has the most to respond to: set on edge by Norton's glibness, irritated by Wilde's urge to suck up to these outsiders, at once startled, aroused and terrified by Cruz's forwardness, he's the one person in this room whom you sense would rather back out and go solo with some weed. (Which may well be the right call, all told.) Yet Wilde, turning cartwheels while hyperventilating, is almost as funny in passing, and though Norton possibly sounds too New Agey to fully convince as a fireman, he also gets a line I don't think I was expecting to hear in a mainstream film in 2026 ("Nobody in America can afford anything these days"). Towards the end, the material's roots begin to show: after all its interpersonal carnage, The Invite offers the conventional closure of a middlebrow stageplay, paying lip service to the idea that what the Rogen-Wilde pairing really needs isn't carnal knowledge but in-person couples' counselling. We're sat down too long; the laughter rate and pulse dips. Yet what comes before it really is stimulating and cheering: a fun night at the movies, a revival of the old-school farce with skill, craft and a progressive, feminist, sex-positive viewpoint (more European than American, finally), and a most effective corrective to a prevailing movie trend. The Invite is what The Drama might have been, if our comedies were still being made by grown-ups with real lives and not sniggering trolls: for once, a talking-point movie actually merits some positive talking about.
The Invite is now showing in cinemas nationwide.
Johnson's travels: "Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie"
Nirvanna The Band The Series The Movie is now showing in selected cinemas.
Friday, 26 June 2026
For what it's worth...
UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of June 19-21, 2026):
1 (new) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
4 (3) Scary Movie (15)
5 (4) Backrooms (15)
6 (5) Masters of the Universe (12A)
7 (6) Michael (12A)
8 (7) Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (12A)
9 (new) Cocktail 2 (12A)
10 (9) The Devil Wears Prada 2 (12A)
(source: BFI)
My top five:
1. The Furious
2. Cactus Pears
5. Swimming Pool
DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten:
1 (1) Michael (12)
3 (re) EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert (12) ****
5 (4) Mortal Kombat 2 (15)
6 (new) The Magic Faraway Tree (U)
7 (18) The Good Boy (15) ***
8 (3) Scream 7 (18)
9 (6) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
10 (27) Wicked: For Good (PG)
My top five:
1. Hoppers
2. Blue Moon
5. The Good Boy
Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Close Encounters of the Third Kind (Saturday, BBC Two, 4pm)
2. Licorice Pizza (Friday, BBC Two, 12 midnight)
3. Diego Maradona [above] (Saturday, Channel 4, 12 midnight)
4. Shiva Baby (Thursday, Channel 4, 2.25am)
5. Thunderball (Sunday, ITV1, 3.10pm)
"The Furious" (Guardian 25/06/26)
Dir: Kenji Taniyaki. With: Miao Xie, Joe Taslim, Enyou Yang, Brian Le. 113 mins. Cert: 18
It keeps happening: every few years, usually during a run of especially lethargic American spectacles, the needle of screen violence gets recalibrated by a muscular wonder from the East. Thundering along in the bloody footsteps of the Raid films and the Hindi punch-‘em-up Kill, this martial-arts showcase from Japanese-born, Hong Kong-based director Kenji Taniyaki opens in generic dadsploitation territory: “somewhere in Southeast Asia”, as a caption has it, mute Chinese handyman Wang Wei (Miao Xie) tears off after the traffickers who’ve nabbed his daughter (Enyou Yang). Having Hulk-smashed its way out of the Taken box, though, The Furious starts to crank up. Boy, does it crank up: the closing half-hour achieves a pummelling intensity unlikely to be matched by any other 2026 release.
There are further developments: cribbing from John Woo’s buddy movies, Taniyaki has his hero run into an undercover journo (Danny Dyer lookalike Joe Taslim) with his own reasons for chasing the traffickers. Yet this route-one plot chiefly bears out the advantages of creatives following straight narrative lines while turning the dial to eleven. The complexities are reserved for the frame itself: here, jawdroppingly limber, seemingly boneless performers pull off bruising manoeuvres on concrete floors, Taniyaki’s well-placed cameras capturing unexpected delicacies and flourishes amid otherwise crunching dustups. It’s that deathless critical cliché for movie action – balletic – only someone’s brought a crossbow and a ballpeen hammer to the dance, and they’re intent on using them.
The Saturday night crowd won’t care, but Taniyaki doesn’t yet have the architectural sense that elevated the Raids, projects born of dojo and drawing board alike. And some may prefer their action more culturally specific: the film screens here in a base-covering polyglot version, part-subtitled, part-dubbed. The precision of its setpieces, though, is inarguable: wherever editor Chris Tonick cuts, he crafts soaring rhymes between bodies in motion. Climaxing with a royal rumble for the ages, Taniyaki’s film is never quite as bludgeoning as it might have been, tempering its ferocity with athletic and technical skill, matching that intensity with invention and delivering as much exhilaration as evisceration. One note of warning: you may require a long lie down afterwards.
The Furious opens in selected cinemas from today.
Thursday, 25 June 2026
On DVD: "The Mastermind"
So there's already a major caveat here: you will need to know what this filmmaker is getting at (and has long been getting at) in order to even partly vibe with it. (Were you to stick it on expecting another Thomas Crown Affair, you would likely be wholly underwhelmed: save your money for Michael B. Jordan's upcoming remake.) The perverse fun of The Mastermind instead lies in watching Josh O'Connor potter around aimlessly. This proves a markedly different pleasure from watching O'Connor in the recent Wake Up Dead Man, where his character was altogether more focused and purposeful under his cassock: that guy had the Lord in his heart. God only knows what JB Mooney's deal is. (I'm not sure even he knows beyond a certain point, though Reichardt floats the intriguing possibility that this lawbreaking may be Mooney's delayed adolescent rebellion against his father, a senior judge.) Time and again, this camera emphasises the physical aspect of the protagonist's pottering. A long stretch either side of the midpoint reframes Mooney as akin to a small woodland creature - a weasel, possibly - squirrelling his ill-gotten gains away for the winter while kicking soil over his own mess. It's a funny if somewhat deflating and anticlimactic gag that absolutely no good comes from all this huffing and puffing: like the lovers in River of Grass, Mooney doesn't get very far, either. (Not least as there are wilier predators on this trail.) Is there too much pottering, not enough plot? Almost certainly. And I couldn't quite shake the thought that Reichardt has paced similar mean streets before, albeit with the less saleable Larry Fessenden in the lead role. But The Mastermind is finally very indie in the old, oppositional sense of the word: what Reichardt means to say is that there is another way of looking at and telling these stories, and that the kinds of men our crime fictions lionise aren't always as aspirational as they appear.
The Mastermind is available on DVD through MUBI from Monday, and available to stream via MUBI.
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