Friday, 11 September 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of September 4-6, 2026):

2 (2) The Odyssey (15) ***
3 (3) Insidious: Out of the Further (15)
4 (10) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
5 (6) The End of Oak Street (12A) ***
6 (11) Minions & Monsters (U)
7 (new) The Death of Robin Hood (15)
8 (5) The Dog Stars (15)
9 (4) Coyote vs. ACME (PG) ***
10 (8) Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie (U)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
4. Matilda [above]
5. Terminator 2: Judgment Day


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
2 (2) Obsession (18) *
3 (3) Minions & Monsters (U)
4 (4) Michael (12)
5 (5) jackass: best and last (18)
6 (6) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
7 (re) 28 Days Later... (15) ****
8 (18) Supergirl (12)
9 (8) Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (12)
10 (15) Tuner (15) ***


My top five: 
1. Power Ballad


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Saint Omer (Saturday, BBC Two, 1.50am)
2. Lawrence of Arabia (Saturday, BBC Two, 1.30pm)
3. The Innocents (Thursday, Channel 4, 2am)
4. Back to the Future Part II (Sunday, BBC One, 2.50pm)
5. Moonage Daydream (Friday, Channel 4, 1.20am)

Thursday, 10 September 2026

Indy revival: "Raiders of the Lost Ark"


This back-to-front,
Benjamin Button-ass movie summer began with substandard Spielberg; it closes with a reminder of the young master operating somewhere close to his peak. In those rare moments of downtime in 1981's Raiders of the Lost Ark, you may start wondering which of this filmmaker's early works still affords you the most pleasure, the biggest thrill: if forced at gunpoint, I'd probably take the cosmic wonder of Close Encounters and the crisp perfection of E.T. over a film that was always intended as homage - although Raiders endures as a homage that, in qualitative terms, far outstripped its tatty and yellowing inspirations. It was a team effort, the product of a Movie Brats brains trust: script by Lawrence Kasdan from a story by George Lucas and Philip Kaufman, turned over to Spielberg to bring to life with a team of studio-raised craft veterans and emergent leading man Harrison Ford as a new kind of hero. Academic in term time, adventurer off the clock, the Indiana Jones introduced here was the kind of unflustered multidisciplinary gadabout his bookish and bespectacled West Coast creators dreamt of some day being, a man who looked good whether in tweedy jacket or wielding a whip. (One early, especially sharp Spielberg touch: the cutaway to the goo-goo-eyed young women in our hero's lecture theatre, paying notably more attention to Dr. Jones's jawline than they are to his words.)

In the 45 years since, we've seen more than our fair share of Hollywood throwbacks: strained attempts to recreate some formative corner of a creative's childhood bedroom, many of which never came to life, some of which should have remained in mothballs. Why did this one click so? Obviously it helped to have a generational filmmaking talent who knew exactly where to put the camera to get the best out of any given set-up, but Spielberg had also grasped, from an early point, that event movies are as sharks: they have to keep moving forward, otherwise they wither and perish. Just as Indy reaches for his gun when faced with an opponent waving a big sword around, Spielberg understood the advantages of keeping things simple and cracking on. Raiders is the story of two people - Indy and his on-off lover Marion (Karen Allen, arguably this director's greatest heroine) - who go looking for a thing, hoping to get to the thing before some other people (in this instance, Nazis) get to the thing. True, they will search for it here, there and everywhere; the movie did as much as any other to re-establish audience fondness for those interstitial sequences showing planes flying over hand-drawn maps, themselves a way of hurrying matters along. But the pair's quest would be framed in the quick-read fashion of comic-book panels, throwing up daffy images in their wake: the giant rolling boulder, the sieg-heiling monkey, the bad dates, the spiders and the snakes. One revelation from this latest rewatch: how much sudden, violent death there is here. The PG-rated entertainment of your youth now truly seems to earn its new 12A certificate - while also hinting at how the 1980s blockbuster had internalised the carnage of the previous decade's cinema: it's just these directors weren't fashioning auteurist statements so much as rollercoaster rides. We need not mourn the Nazi brute splattered by his own Messerschmidt, but the sequence is notable as one of the few kills in Raiders where Spielberg operates by suggestion.

The bigger picture is a grand triumph of art and production design. One reason Spielberg is operating at such speed is that, like a child on Christmas Eve, he simply cannot wait to uncover and play with the choice gifts he'd been provided with: the booby-trapped cave systems, the tombs within tombs, the bazaars and archaeological digs, the various knick-knacks and tchotchkes that drive this plot (and drive these characters crazy). Scorsese had to turn to cocaine to get this high; his contemporary was giddy on filmmaking alone, and it's that very giddiness that still sweeps us up. Raiders is visibly pricier than the cheapjack Saturday-morning serials that inspired it: Spielberg was getting better and better at putting his budget up on screen (without any of the fuss of, say, a Coppola or Cimino) and allowing his audience to feel they were getting their money's worth, even after - especially after - they'd bought into a dimestore plot. The action here is better than that of those serials, as are the stunts, as is the romantic element; in the desert scenes, John Williams' score achieves the same expansive effect as Maurice Jarre's score for Lean's Lawrence of Arabia. (The frame seems to get bigger with every note.) The principal charge levelled against Spielberg's early films by leaden-faced critics - that they're no more than juvenilia, a lavish recreation of something half-remembered - probably sticks: the climactic face-melting is obviously very different from the deaths filmed for Schindler's List and Munich, the final flourish of a teenage gorehound who sat pop-eyed before the transformation sequences in mid-century monster movies. But - as we all now know - he would grow up and turn his camera to more adult concerns. Raiders remains The Young Spielberg's Guide to History, a WW2 picture-book: skipping nimbly around the cultural faux pas and pitfalls of the later Temple of Doom, it's managed to reach cinematic middle-age without losing any of its original sprightliness or charm. The best blockbuster of summer 1981 just became the best blockbuster of summer 2026.

Raiders of the Lost Ark returns to cinemas nationwide tomorrow. 

Wednesday, 9 September 2026

Anatomy of a murder: "The Unfaithful Wife/La Femme Infidèle"


The flagship film of the BFI's current Claude Chabrol season, 1969's La Femme Infidèle, lures us in: it opens in sundappled soft focus, before allowing the scrutiny of its characters to become harsher by the frame. Insurance broker Charles (Michel Bouquet) lives in apparent bliss on the outskirts of Paris with his wife Hélène (Stéphane Audran), the very model of a lady of leisure, and the couple's bright young son. Darker clouds blow in after Charles discovers Hélène has been spending her leisure time in the arms of another man, yet when he goes to confront her lover, Victor (Maurice Ronet), the conversation is initially very cordial (and decidedly French): the men bond over the body they've shared, and the husband - with a characteristic degree of condescension - blithely dismisses the affair as just another of his wife's so-called "adventures". It's cordial, that is, up until the point Charles feels compelled to take a marble bust to the other man's bonce. Now Chabrol begins to bear down and hone in, hunting something more psychologically revealing: Bouquet's extensive clean-up of the murder scene, undertaken in much the same committed silence as the heist in Rififi, serves to (further) feminise a protagonist already stricken by the nagging doubt he doesn't measure up as a man. 
Just when you think the film might develop outwards and explore the consequences of this rash act of violence, it instead folds inwards; a later interrogation of the chief suspect takes place over the dinner table, in the family's home and garden. (The sting, when it comes, is that those who slay together usually stay together.) Chabrol relies heavily on a discordant Pierre Jansen/Dominique Zardi score to draw out these characters' mounting mental unrest, but he also picks up on several subtly unsettling signifiers: a lost TV signal, a crucial jigsaw piece going AWOL. Audran's reptilian beauty holds up remarkably well under the duress, while Bouquet's thin-lipped, blandly amenable smile serves to conceal all manner of frustrations and insecurities. Adrian Lyne reheated the premise for the modern multiplex with 2002's Unfaithful, casting Richard Gere and Diane Lane as the husband and wife, but this forensic original remains genuinely fascinating in its froideur.

The Unfaithful Wife/La Femme Infidèle returns to selected cinemas from Friday; the BFI's Chabrol season runs until October 6.

"Knightfall" (Guardian 08/09/26)


Knightfall
**

Dir: Ben Fortune. With: Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott, Ian Ogilvy, Nick Moran, Geoffrey Moore. 82 mins. Cert: 15

Proceeding from an old-school titling pun – yes, the heroine goes by the name Ros Knight – the latest from the resourceful microbudget producer Jonathan Sothcott surely has one optimistic eye on filling the void left by the withdrawal of 007 from public life. Here is that gender-flipped Bond some have been seeking: the adventures of a no-nonsense, tough-talking security operative (Jeanine Nerissa Sothcott) tasked with recovering a lethal bioweapon pilfered from a scaled-down Porton Down during the prologue. Everything, in truth, proves a bit reined-in. This austerity actioner spends less on its setpieces than the Broccolis typically have on keeping one Aston Martin refueled; the Sothcotts’ car of choice, emblematically, is the dinkiest of Minis.

So it’s Bond without the attendant glamour, hanging around drizzly marinas and parky-looking country lanes, in dim light that hopefully obscures some of the more obvious budgetary limitations. What money there is here has wisely been spent on human resources, faces who might still look good on the promotional material: a cameoing Michael Paré as a shady Felix Leiter type, Roger Moore’s son Geoffrey as our gal’s understandably worried-looking lover, Nick Moran giving cut-price Colin Firth as a meddling bureaucrat. The pick of the players is a spry, characterful Ian Ogilvy as Ros’s estranged father, helpfully identifying where the real power lies on a chessboard and generally steadying scenes whenever matters seem a bit too threadbare.

Despite the brassy parps of Logan Jones’s score, there’s nothing much to give Eon sleepless nights. Though director Ben Fortune keeps his careworn world-domination plot moving and just this side of coherent, those action scenes don’t build tension so much as deconstruct the very idea of it, setting Sothcott and Ogilvy to plodding around the garden in the dead of night, taking out the gunmen behind the polytunnel; the grand finale involves a Mexican standoff in someone’s front room. What would already have seemed antiquated circa Bourne risks redundancy in the Slow Horses era, where the tattiness is fully costed and integrated. Still, Knightfall holds onto a certain nostalgic charm: a bizarro-world vision of Bond in severely straitened circumstances, armed only with a licence to kill time.

Knightfall will be available to rent via Prime Video from September 11.

Tuesday, 8 September 2026

Endless poetry: "Late Fame"


Kent Jones'
Late Fame puts some seasoning on that old, old "protagonist drawn into arcane society" plot; the twist is that its protagonist is no wide-eyed naif, rather a character who might conceivably be played by 71-year-old Willem Dafoe. Dafoe's Ed Saxburger was briefly acclaimed as a vital new voice in American poetry at the back end of the 1970s - a phase the film positions as just about the last time a poet might have enjoyed any substantial cultural recognition. A fleeting dayplayer in New York's literary avant-garde - someone whose life once brushed up against Burroughs and Ginsberg - Ed now works for the U.S. Post Office, sorting mail: a steady gig far from any limelight, from which he returns to a small, book-lined flat in the outer boroughs. For some viewers, I suspect, this will seem more than enough: Jones's early scene-setting is likely to induce bookshelf envy in devotees of physical media, who will also want to rifle through every copy of the Village Voice Ed has thought to archive. Yet one night Ed comes home to find an earnest, upright young man waiting for him on an adjacent stoop. Introducing himself as Meyers (Edmund Donovan), he claims to be the spokesperson for a group of latter-day bards who've rediscovered Ed's breakthrough anthology "Way Past Go" and now invite this craggy veteran to perform alongside them at an upcoming event. As Ed starts to sit in on this fresh-faced writing group - recalling Perry Benson among the youthful suedeheads of Shane Meadows' This is England - we're left wondering whether this is a second chance, a third act or merely a dead end. His hosts, after all, are dabblers - rich kids with the trust funds and time to play at being bohemian - whereas some part of Ed is, or maybe was, the real thing.

The source is an Arthur Schnitzler novella, relocated to modern-day Bushwick by Coyote vs. ACME screenwriter Samy Burch and critic-turned-director Jones, and this multitude of inputs and influences gives Late Fame an air of unfolding across several mediums simultaneously. It could be an indie film of a 1990s stripe (given Don Fleming's twangy guitar score, it could well be the most Hal Hartleyish indie not to have been directed by Hartley himself); it could also be a layered, detailed novel set at the intersection of culture and capital. At the very least, you can see why this material spoke to Dafoe, whose Wooster Group remain just about the last troupe standing amid the remnants of New York's countercultural fringe, almost impervious to the past five decades of gentrification. This feels like Dafoe's most fully-dimensional role in a while, allowing the actor to play bashful, bemused and flattered, gentlemanly around Ed's younger actress admirer Gloria (Greta Lee); upon re-entering the poetic fray, however, he betrays flashes of his younger self's arrogance and irascibility. He's realising he cannot possibly live up to his new billing; we come to realise how exposure sometimes exposes all the reasons you never made it in the first place. The all-new Ed Saxburger appears chastened by a world that doesn't really understand him, or that he doesn't really understand: a place of electric cars and influencers, where art seems at best a sidebar. In this nostalgists' bohemia, publishers solicit memoirs rather than new work, and even fervent fans react to you as they would a museum piece: the cruellest line in the picture is Gloria telling Ed "you must have been beautiful when you were young". Between them, Burch, Jones and Dafoe secure our sympathies for Saxburger the artist and Ed the man, even if the supporting characters seem less clearly defined, possibly even unknowable. The filmmakers' strengths reside in evoking a particular milieu: there's a lot of a swaddled Dafoe pounding the cold, hard streets, which may well be the making of an artist but doesn't entirely make for a satisfying narrative. What we're getting here are scenes from the art life, a haiku in film form: in its shrugging, self-effacing way, this handsome, cultured, lived-in miniature offers a few more lines of resistance against the book-burning barbarians now amassing elsewhere.

Late Fame is now playing in selected cinemas.

Island of daft souls: "The Incomer"


The Incomer
 feels like Universal and Focus Features angling for another The Ballad of Wallis Island - last year's biggest sleeper hit - and landing a very different kettle of fish. It, too, has an island at its centre, but it's a fairly remote one - some distance off the coast of Scotland - and it could scarcely seem less like the restorative safe space on which its notional predecessor unfolded. As we land, Auch Isle's sole residents are a pair of borderline feral siblings: the punningly named Isla (Gayle Rankin) and Sandy (Grant O'Rourke), grown adults who, after the passing of their parents and in the absence of others, have taken to dressing and behaving like little kids, conversing in their own shared language. "Bottom-mess" is their longhand for excrement; "incomers", barely fouler, is their word for arrivals from the mainland, whom the siblings have learnt to mistrust if not violently repel. It seems almost inevitable, then, that an incomer should eventually come in. His name is Daniel (Domhnall Gleeson, restyled with shaggy perm and tousled eyebrows), a council flunky who's been sent this way as the bearer of bad tidings, namely that the siblings are to be evicted and relocated in the name of progress. Our initial expectation is for some kind of culture-clash comedy - Ealing, updated for the age of Wes Anderson - about a buttoned-down normie and the wild-and-woolly weirdos he encounters. Except that Daniel - whose power-dressing boss (Michelle Gomez) takes one look at the action figures on his desk and describes him as a "funny wee onion" - is himself a bit of a weirdo. So it's really three weirdos on an island, then, which wasn't quite what was going down on Wallis Island, and automatically feels like a tougher sell. For those still attempting to get their bearings, we're not all that far away from the Isle of Quirk, but also - happily - within swimming distance of another reference point: the Island of Daft Souls.

What's promising here is that this is palpably the work of an emergent writer-director using finite resources to create their own world. Some part of The Incomer's world is weird itself, borderline horror-adjacent: consider the Wicker Man-like bird costumes the siblings don in a bid to ward off incomers, the selkie-like demon (played by a damp, barely recognisable John Hannah) trying to tempt Isla to follow her mother towards a watery grave, or the last-reel invocation of cannibalism. Yet these Billy No-Mateses, long left to their own devices, start to make sense in this world, and they make you laugh because they make sense in this world. (Perhaps only in this world.) Gleeson earns top billing as a reward for helping to piece the financing together, but The Incomer proves an even better showcase for its Scottish leads. With her naturally downtrodden mouth and disapproving demeanour, Rankin could be Shirley Henderson's little sister; she makes Isla a fiercely protective and proud soul, even as her total lack of worldliness leaves her vulnerable to the elements. (The question this performance poses: what if someone had dropped Emily Watson's Bess from Breaking the Waves into an all-out comedy?) O'Rourke may be even funnier, playing Sandy as essentially a toddler with a beard, delighted to have found, in the ginger weakling Daniel, a brand-new playmate. Paxton has a gift for briskly offbeam characterisation: as played by Emun Elliott, the hard man the council eventually sends in to extricate Daniel turns out to be this world's idea of Jason Statham, performatively rolling out of shot having just washed down some corned beef with a quart of his own piss. It is, granted, another cosy item of post-Brexit British cinema, nervily gesturing towards the stories we tell ourselves and the fraught relationship between small islands and the outsiders in our midst. (Paxton would rather throw in a Lord of the Rings reference, playing to a nerdy home crowd, than pursue that line too far.) It's also so idiosyncratic it can't fail to leave some cinemagoers nonplussed and grumpy. Even those of us beguiled by this disarming latter-day folktale may find it one of those comedies where we laugh and not quite know why we laugh. (Sometimes it's as niche as a specific line inflection: "He's shouting at the sea!") But you are beguiled, and you do laugh.

The Incomer is now showing in selected cinemas.

Friday, 4 September 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of August 28-30, 2026):

2 (2) The Odyssey (15) ***
3 (3) Insidious: Out of the Further (15)
4 (new) Coyote vs. ACME (PG) ***
5 (new) The Dog Stars (15)
6 (4) The End of Oak Street (12A) ***
8 (6) Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie (U)
9 (new) One Night Only (15)
10 (9) Toy Story 5 (PG) **

(source: BFI)

My top five:
2. Terminator 2: Judgment Day [above]
5. Fall


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
2 (2) Obsession (18) *
3 (3) Minions & Monsters (U)
4 (4) Michael (12)
5 (new) jackass: best and last (18)
6 (7) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
7 (new) Batman: Knightfall - Part 1: Knightfall (15)
8 (5) Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (12)
9 (new) Evil Dead Burn (18)
10 (new) The Sheep Detectives (PG)


My top five: 
1. Power Ballad


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Back to the Future (Sunday, BBC One, 2.45pm)
2. United 93 (Sunday, five, 11.05pm)
3. A Thousand and One (Monday, BBC Two, 11.05pm)
4. Gosford Park (Tuesday, BBC Two, 11.05pm)
5. Evil Does Not Exist (Saturday, BBC Two, 1.35am)

"Faces of Death" (Guardian 04/09/26)


Faces of Death
**

Dir: Daniel Goldhaber. With: Barbie Ferreira, Dacre Montgomery, Jermaine Fowler, Charli xcx. 97 mins. Cert: 18

Emerging amid the home-rental boom, John Alan Schwartz’s 1978 film Faces of Death was an ultra-morbid extension of the so-called “mondo” genre, mashing up gruesome footage, much of it faked, some of it legit enough to provoke ghoulish chatter; after achieving sleepover notoriety, it received a further publicity boost upon making the DPP’s “video nasty” list. What follows here is less reboot than postmodern rethink. Daniel Goldhaber, who broke through with 2022’s tense social-activism thriller How to Blow Up a Pipeline, has patched some of the original’s images into a more conventional digital-age horror narrative that initially resembles an American equivalent of Prano Bailey-Bond’s Censor: a film worrying away about what our ravenous eyes now consume and how good it can really be for us.

A thoroughly committed Barbie Ferreira plays Margot, a pill-popping content regulator sequestered within a tech firm’s faceless HQ, attaching appropriate warnings to user-generated footage. Off the clock, she’s dogged by memories (and viral footage) of a horrendous train-track trauma; her workload, meanwhile, gets even more challenging after repurposed Faces of Death clips creep onto her watchlist in pristine HD. Her supervisor (Jermaine Fowler) insists she should wave these through, as DIY horror is doing excellent numbers, but the situation intensifies once it becomes clear a masked psycho (Dacre Montgomery) is staging his own remake, involving real victims. More bodies drop, more pills are popped; and the project’s underlying intelligence, alas, begins to turn against itself.

The stronger stretches gesture towards rigorous critique: consumers glued to bloodied screens, egging one another on, egged on in turn by conscience-free CEOs. Yet they’ve been packaged within a less rigorous commercial horror format, easier to digest and forget about: bog-standard kill scenes framed in Scream-like quotation marks, glib supporting characters mouthing dialogue like “the Internet… is fast”. Had he held his nerve, Goldhaber might have updated not just Faces of Death but 1986’s Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, that unblinking indictment of video-age voyeurism. Instead – perhaps steered by producers keen to keep the TikTokkers onside – he tips us reassuring winks, letting everyone off the hook. Whether real or fake, grim or goofy, everything gets flattened into content. 

Faces of Death will be available to stream via Shudder and Prime Video from Monday 7.

Tuesday, 1 September 2026

Little town: "Bethlehem Kudumba Unit"


We say "a star is born" without attaching a specific timeframe to the process. Turns out it can be as rapid as two weeks. It was, after all, a fortnight ago when the Tamil drama Vishwanath & Sons ushered Mamitha Baiju front and centre as the ultramodern medical student who brings a baby, then chaos into the upright hero's life; she shines brighter still in the Malayalam word-of-mouth hit Bethlehem Kudumba Unit. Although these films are separated geographically by several states and linguistically by two distinct tongues, they have one further element in common beyond Baiju: both dramatise that perilous attachment between an older man and a younger woman. We might wonder whether the Indian cinema now has any other means by which an actress can launch a career, yet what BKU demonstrates is that there are happier and more rewarding ways of depicting such attachments. Baiju's Ashley is a college student who, as we find her, is leaving old friends behind to relocate with her family to Angamaly, that small town with a disproportionately large cinematic footprint. If she's hoping for peace and quiet, she's all out of luck: the town is currently overrun with wedding celebrations, a neighbour's would-be Spielberg of a son is fractiously shooting an autobiographical short film, and there are some especially loud huffs and puffs coming from the direction of one Justin (Nivin Pauly), the grumpy local fixer and self-declared bachelor boy. The musically inclined Ashley is drawn to the latter after he reveals he once, in the Internet's early days, ripped tape recordings for the purposes of online file sharing. (She logs his phone number under his online alias of "MP3 King".) But she's barely twenty, and he's pushing forty: it's not so much complicated as awkward. The film, to its considerable credit, is very much aware of this.

In the grand scheme of what co-writer/director Girish A.D. lays out before us, that central relationship presents as no big thing. (Indeed, for much of the film, the characters are reliant on their neighbours failing to spot what's happening in their midst.) What cinemagoers seem to be responding to in BKU - and this seems a far bigger deal in the context of a mainstream Indian cinema that has of late been fanning the flames of factionalism - is its vibrant sense of community. (The title refers to the housing association Ashley's family have moved into.) Girish converts the characterful ensemble playing that has been a feature of recent Malayalam cinema into a rich tapestry of ordinary Indian life. Any one of the situations this camera alights on - the wedding, the chaotic short film shoot, the swelling schoolgirl crush - might have been the basis of an enjoyable film, given such attentive writing, playing and direction. This once, though, we're lucky; we get the lot. This, naturally, entails us spending some part of the first half puzzling out who's who and how everybody relates - but then fraught relationships form the film's core, and none prove more fraught than that between personal happiness and familial duty. (All those other links, bonds and connections are weaponised as potential trip hazards.) And sitting at the very centre of that core - at the movie's heart - is that May-September romance, the business of the summer holidays, which Girish and co-writer Kiran Josey approach seriously, without lapsing into the inevitabilities of those many star vehicles in which a manly man claims his virginal (or near-virginal) prize for being so manly. By contrast, this growing affection seems to startle both parties: I was surprised to be reminded of that barely seen, half-forgotten Josh Radnor vehicle Liberal Arts, with its antsy, anxious central pairing. Girish and Josey go one better, taking care to set Ashley and Justin in context; these aren't merely characters in a romcom but people in a society, faced with a finite pool of opportunities and the judgement of their peers and elders. BKU proves honest about all this, where Vishwanath & Sons came off as cringey and conflict-averse.

Both leads do smart work as folks who find themselves ever more bemused by their emotions and responses. (There's none of that claiming here, for starters: that would be too decisive.) This is a less showy role for Baiju than Vishwanath & Sons' sass merchant, but she comes back with a real girl, possessed of both high hopes and a beating, bruisable heart. Local superstar Pauly has fun playing the big man on campus - confidently single, a real man's man - but his best scenes here recast him as a fellow unsettled by the way Ashley undermines his prior certainties and ready routines. A terrific ensemble of new and less familiar faces flesh out the various subplots, and Girish weaves his A and B plots with the deftest of touches, culminating in what seems likely to count as one of the year's most satisfying endings: these writers know they have to earn their finale, to banish any residual audience scepticism, and they do. Should you require further evidence of the care and commitment involved in this particular creative process, the short film that Justin's younger brother Joel (Sangeeth Prathap) directs within the film has appeared online this week; it proves sharp-eyed and amusing indeed about the flaws and follies of first-time male filmmakers. Girish, in marked contrast to the greenhorn Joel, arms his players with sparkling dialogue, and with editor Akash Joseph Varghese bolsters his snappy montages with the fruits of an outstanding soundtrack album. BKU's second half takes a step back from the appealing naturalism of the first, playing broader and arguably even more crowdpleasing. Yet even as Joel's short film shoot triggers a minor turf war - a very funny idea in itself - Girish roots his setpieces in recognisable smalltown reality: boys enlisting their big brothers to beat people up, grown men razzing around the backstreets in humdrum Ford Fiestas. No film this summer has put a bigger smile on my face: these people come to feel like close family and friends. Even for those of us born thousands of miles away, Bethlehem Kudumba Unit starts to resemble home.

Bethlehem Kudumba Unit is now playing in selected cinemas.

Friday, 28 August 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of August 21-23, 2026):

2 (2) The Odyssey (15) ***
3 (new) Insidious: Out of the Further (15)
4 (3) The End of Oak Street (12A) ***
5 (new) Spa Weekend (15)
6 (5) Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie (U)
7 (new) Bethlehem Kudumba Unit (12A) ****
8 (new) Mutiny (15)
9 (6) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
10 (8) Tony (15)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
1. Trainspotting


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (new) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
2 (5) Obsession (18) *
3 (4) Minions & Monsters (U)
4 (1) Michael (12)
5 (8) Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (12)
6 (17) Backrooms (15)
7 (7) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
8 (11) Troy (15) **
9 (2) Project Hail Mary (12) ***
10 (3) Scary Movie (15)


My top five: 
1. Rose of Nevada


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. The Godfather (Sunday, BBC Two, 10pm)
2. The Godfather Part II (Holiday Monday, BBC Two, 10.30pm)
3. Ben-Hur [above] (Sunday, BBC Two, 12noon)
4. Four Weddings and a Funeral (Holiday Monday, BBC One, 11pm)
5. Hope (Saturday, Channel 4, 2.05am)

Tuesday, 25 August 2026

Cabin fever: "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma"


Three films into this career, it's become apparent that the work of the writer-director Jane Schoenbrun transmits on unusually particularised frequencies: one cinemagoer might vibe with a film that completely bypasses the person sitting next to them, while keen admirers of the previous emission might be left indifferent or flummoxed by the next. Adding to this sense of a narrowband cinema is this oeuvre's fascination with marginal or culturally disreputable reference points. After an online RPG game in 2021's
We're All Going to the World's Fair and the cult teen serial at the centre of 2024's I Saw the TV Glow, Schoenbrun's latest Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma takes as its backdrop an overextended slasher franchise. Behind its opening credits, we're afforded a potted history of this Friday the 13th-like enterprise: boffo early Eighties box office, tie-in toys and other assorted memorabilia, sluggish sequels, increasingly scathing reviews, slow financial death, then online reappropriation by Gen Z, and news of the kind of high-profile reboot Schoenbrun themselves may have been approached to direct once I Saw the TV Glow became a minor phenomenon. On screen, the reboot has been assigned to Sundance-lauded wunderkind Kris Williams (Hannah Einbinder) whose preparation involves driving out to a snowy woodland middle-of-nowhere to meet with the first movie's leading lady. The now-eccentric and reclusive Billy Presley (Gillian Anderson) has had the film's summer camp set converted into an inhabitable property; somewhat unnervingly, given fairytale lore, this wooden cabin has been stocked high with candy of various stripes. In a straightahead horror movie, it'd be a natural site of carnage, overrun by the ghosts of the past. Here, though, it also serves as something of a getaway, a place where an uptight creative can maybe begin to work through some of her issues. Schoenbrun intends to give us the best of both worlds: the transgressive thrills and pleasures of the slasher film, with a thick toplayer of meta commentary on same. What we actually get, I think, is a mishmash, and a script that could have done with one or two more passes that buzzy directors sometimes don't have (or have the time) to make.

On the plus side, here is what may end up being 2026's pre-eminent example of a deeply personal - even confessional - American cinema. It's not inconceivable that Einbinder, donning specs and babbling even more than she did on TV's Hacks, is doing (and has been coached to do) an impersonation of her director: nervy, nerdy, a peeper, a poker and a pryer, Kris comes this way clinging anxiously to bifurcating pronouns, presenting as a curious soul in multiple senses. If I Saw the TV Glow was a fan's film, bound up in the complications of modern fandom, this is demonstrably the work of an acclaimed writer-director mulling over the industry they now find themselves welcomed into - its own fairytale kingdom, simultaneously beckoning and terrifying, rife with possibilities both candycoated and bloodcurdling. (It feels odd to compare a figure as non-binary as Schoenbrun to Eminem, that millennial voice of straight male rage, but Camp Miasma has something of the latter's difficult post-breakout albums, when he abandoned the cartoon rap that made him famous in favour of writing - and grousing - about his newfound circumstances.) Within the cabin, Kris and Billy effectively hold a two-person symposium, reflecting on the unwoke, transphobic terrors of the original Camp Miasmas, and whether or not the reboot should embrace its roots or radically course-correct. The most potent sequence sees us watching our heroines rewatching the franchise's first instalment (in which the younger Billy had an uncomfortable sex scene), an exposing hall-of-mirrors conceit that allows Schoenbrun to evoke what it is to sit close to others as an especially fraught strip of celluloid unspools before us. Am I supposed to be watching this? Am I allowed to enjoy it? What will this other person think of me when the lights come up? This line of inquiry may account for one early, jarring Weinstein allusion (seemingly toned down on the advice of someone's lawyers): Schoenbrun is all too aware of the traumas the cinema can trigger. I'm not sure the film's proposed corrective - getting fingered by your prospective leading lady on a rug scattered with Twixes - would be any easier to navigate from an HR (or a dry cleaning) perspective, but at least everything's now consensual. Yet at some point Camp Miasma segues from film analysis into self-analysis, and here's where Schoenbrun risks losing anyone who isn't Jane Schoenbrun.

Though the recent horror renaissance has underlined this genre can be whatever you make of it, I fear those drawn here by that knowingly lurid title will be among the first to tune out: they will surely want their carnage less winking and with far fewer footnotes. It's a positive that this fugue-like narrative fits no pre-existing template; I genuinely had no idea where these characters were headed or how events were going to pan out. It's a problem, though, that the second half tumbles down what feels like the wrong rabbithole, landing us among half-digested, half-regurgitated ideas and images, in the realms of a deadly self-absorption. Schoenbrun's going for Lynchian dream horror - the first half gets a lot out of scenes that end with the editorial equivalent of unresolved chords, allowing an image or an attached feeling to linger - but the effect gets undercut by this director's need to explain themselves at every turn. It's Kris writing "DESIRE" in a notebook upon first revisiting Camp Miasma on a gas-station DVD; in some way, the film never gets over the decision to name its thrusting, shapeshifting killer Little Death. Even as it opened itself up to viewer interpretation, I Saw the TV Glow retained vast, alluring pockets of mystery, something ineffable, quietly unsettling. Camp Miasma is, ultimately, as upfront as a lonelyhearts ad: the tale of an inexperienced lover who just needs the right woman to bring her to orgasm and thereby rescue her from the tyrannies of polyamory. Even by the leftfield standards of the Schoenbrun filmography, it's perilously niche. On a scene-by-scene basis, there are consolations. Einbinder is very game, and Anderson is terrific as a sort of Dolly Parton in exile, at once sorceress and survivor, a pansexual fantasy figure, and the basis of Hallowe'en 2026's #1 outfit for hipsters. Schoenbrun surrounds them with choice, funny little freaks: Kids in the Hall's Kevin McDonald as an actor-turned-hotelier, Patrick Fischler (the guy who went behind the dumpster in Mulholland Dr.) as an ominous shopkeeper, Dylan Baker offering an unexpected Austin Powers impersonation via Zoom. Give Schoenbrun this: these three films have redefined what we think of as personal cinema. What was previously the domain of hyper-confident, hyper-loud straight men now embraces a trans nerd communicating awkwardly at a frequency not everyone in the room is automatically set to receive. A dial has shifted somewhere in the cosmos, even if the signal has occasional cause to fluctuate.

Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma is now showing in selected cinemas.  

Monday, 24 August 2026

That's not all, folks: "Coyote vs. ACME"


The live-action/animation hybrid Coyote vs. ACME was, infamously, the film Warner Bros. - a studio that has otherwise been taking far more chances than most - had consigned to a shelf for several years as a possible tax write-off. (Much of its onscreen action is dated to 2022, which tells you how long it's been sitting there.) Given some of the IP-linked tat foisted upon us in that time - WB's disastrous Space Jam sequel, a Chinese Tom and Jerry knockoff where cat and mouse were suddenly best friends - this shelving almost certainly had less to do with any quality-control reservations than with what this text was actually communicating. Adapted by May December's Samy Burch from Ian Frazier's satirical New Yorker item - which saw Wile E. Coyote seeking legal redress against the company whose products repeatedly failed him in his efforts to capture the Road Runner - Dave Green's film speaks with some degree of frazzled experience to something our executive class might well be nervy about: the public's mounting awareness that our corporations have knowingly peddled substandard product, have intimidated potential whistleblowers, and - when all else has failed - have spent huge amounts of money on rigging entire systems. While still a PG-rated family entertainment - Bugs Bunny, cameoing as the film's Deep Throat, remains in traditional masculine dress - it's also the kind of sly creative subversion that, in a slower news cycle, would have Fox News anchors bloviating about Marxist indoctrination of our young. The pitch, you begin to suspect, may have been The Insider redrawn in the style of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, two titles released by a major studio (Disney, no less) at a time when the industry was much more confident in what it was selling, and thus able to shoulder internal criticism more robustly.

That corporate confidence is about all that's missing here. Coyote vs. ACME looks several zeroes cheaper than it would have done thirty or forty years ago, but then the idea was apparently to loose the Looney Tunes universe on the workaday Albuquerque of Better Call Saul, operating in this instance without the benefits of a Netflix budget. (You have to wonder just how much tax the suits were hoping to have written off.) Crucially, however, this is a movie made by folks who understand these old cartoons: their irreverent, rake-scattering, anvil-dropping form, the personalities of their key personnel (Bugs, Daffy, Porky, Tweety, Foghorn Leghorn: all present and correct) and the philosophies they represent. Burch and Green recognise that there is something heroic in the Coyote's persistence, and that his life's work amounts to a perverse act of optimism on a par with standing up to any all-powerful corporation. The human element here is very capably held together by Will Forte, one of our most flexible comic actors, whose washed-up (if evocatively named) claims lawyer Avery - one suit, motel lodgings, a tendency to show up for work at three in the afternoon - comes to find renewed purpose in pursuing the Coyote's case, some persistence of his own. Bob Hoskins set down the template and the markers for this variety of screensharing, but this may actually have been the tougher assignment for a flesh-and-blood co-star, because the Coyote communicates only with (a limited range of) handwritten signs, raised eyebrows and baleful looks to camera. Despite a couple of setpieces worthy of its 'toon predecessors, Green's film is neither as flashy nor starry as 2003's Joe Dante-engineered Looney Tunes: Back in Action (from a moment when WB still had residual faith in this brand), nor as chancy as what the Animaniacs were getting away with within the anarchist confines of Saturday morning kids' television. Yet it's visibly the work of creatives having immense fun and trying new things with IP, and its final moments represent a show of solidarity that is oddly heartening, moving even. That the suits ran scared of it - meep meep - may be all the commendation you need.

Coyote vs. ACME is now playing in cinemas nationwide.

Sunday, 23 August 2026

Big daddy: "Vishwanath & Sons"


The current Top Ten hit
Vishwanath & Sons is Tamil cinema doing the single male childraiser trope, as previously worked through by major stars the whole world over: Michael Keaton in Mr. Mom, Hugh Grant in About a Boy, Diljit Dosanjh in Honsla Rakh. The star here is the South Indian favourite Suriya (24, Retro), hoping some sustained nappy-changing can pull him out of a mid-career slump. His Sanjay Vishwanath presents initially as less caregiver, more crackshot: at the Paris Olympics, where we first find him, he's seen to win the 25m air pistol gold even after intruders break into his locker and smash up his equipment. Sanju, as he's fondly known, isn't the worst candidate for fatherhood: he can fix that air pistol, because he's inherited his late father's practicality, and he dedicates that medal to the mother whose phone calls he insists on answering on the very first ring. (Wisely perhaps, seeing as this queenly figure appears to live in one of the palaces from Dune.) The surprise is how quickly fatherhood is foisted upon our guy. Just five minutes after Facetiming a doctor in San Francisco, Sanju is walking back through the arrivals gate of Chennai Airport, bearing a surrogate son in his manly arms and resembling that old Athena poster made flesh

At which point, Venky Atluri's film begins to burn through plot. The kid gets sick and needs a bone marrow transfusion; Sanju isn't a match, so further input from the child's mother is required. Another movie might have made that search the entire film; Sanju just hops on another plane to the West Coast and brings her back over. (Already, we sense this is one of those plots wherein money is no object: it explains why Sanjay and his mum share that palace.) The surrogate, Maddy, is a 22-year-old who's studying medicine but majoring in partying hard; she's introduced jumping off a roof and into a swimming pool, fully clothed. She's played by Mamitha Baiju, who instantly freshens up the film's perilously fusty and conservative milieu by acting in a mode we might describe as Alia Bhatt Modern, sassing everyone around her and organising a minor insurrection in Sanju's office. But Maddy also raises a problem. She's 22, Sanju/Suriya is pushing fifty. Is Vishwanath & Sons doomed to go in a direction we fear?

The answer, it turns out, is not really, but that's only because everybody here is working from the year's least coherent screenplay, written either by a six-year-old with red crayons or by a Mexican jumping bean. What you want from a softhearted melodrama like this is more or less what you'd want for your offspring: careful development, consistent growth. But this utterly distractible film keeps pinging off at bizarre, sometimes baffling tangents (at its star's behest?): an appearance on a Surprise, Surprise-like reunion show that ends with our hero lecturing the audience about responsibility, a late-night heart-to-heart between mum and Maddy that reveals Sanju has been sowing his wild oats widely, a fight in a hotel restaurant that almost results in Sanju taking ownership of the entire hotel (?). So he's dutiful, and a loverman, and a tough guy besides: all of these episodes present as scenes an aging star might insist on adding to a workable script so as to bolster his reputation and perceived potency, no matter how poorly they serve the pre-existing narrative. 

At some point - and it is, I'm afraid, an early point - the nonsense begins to obscure the sense: you need only take one look at the vertiginous stone staircase at the centre of the Vishwanath family mansion to see that nobody would realistically be allowed to raise a toddler here. There's so much nonsense that you might actually long for the hero to take up with his sophomoric houseguest, because at least that would have some logical precedent in the context of vehicles for middle-aged male stars. But flaws in the characterisation prevent us from cheering anybody on. Broad-shouldered protector Sanju feels more like an image a star wants to project than a credible character an actor can actually play: for a medal-winning shooter, he also spends very little time (none, in fact) on the range. (Maybe because he's clearly spending it all in the gym.) Baiju is a find - it's been a while since a newcomer has lit up the screen so - but Maddy is demonstrably the creation of an older male writer-director: the character barely looks as though she's had a period, let alone a baby, and of course she develops a crush of some kind on big daddy, even if he nobly declines to act on it. (By the way, Sanju's noble, too.) The hope may have been that all the nonsense would even obscure the film's weird sexual politics, but every now and again in Vishwanath & Sons - in the gaps between scenes that never connect - you spy a queasy male fantasy about keeping a young woman around to turn down. And that's the generous reading: the alternative is that everyone here was set to applying some romantic gloss to the notion of rich mother's boys hiring out young women's wombs. Certain hits just give you the ick.

Vishwanath & Sons is now showing in selected cinemas.

Friday, 21 August 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of August 14-16, 2026):

2 (2) The Odyssey (15) ***
3 (new) The End of Oak Street (12A) ***
4 (new) Katseye: Wild Hearts (12A)
5 (3) Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie (U)
6 (4) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
7 (5) Minions & Monsters (U)
8 (new) Tony (15)
9 (7) Moana (PG)
10 (new) Vishwanath & Sons (12A) **

(source: BFI)

My top five:
1. Trainspotting [above]


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Michael (12)
2 (re) Project Hail Mary (12) ***
3 (2) Scary Movie (15)
4 (new) Minions & Monsters (U)
5 (5) Obsession (18) *
6 (4) Disclosure Day (12) **
7 (7) The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (PG)
8 (6) Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu (12)
9 (3) The Devil Wears Prada 2 (12)
10 (8) Supergirl (12)


My top five: 
1. Rose of Nevada


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. The Third Man (Saturday, BBC Two, 10.15am)
2. We Dive at Dawn (Saturday, BBC Two, 1.25pm)
3. The Quiet Girl (Tuesday, Channel 4, 1.55am)
4. Paddington (Saturday, BBC One, 7.15pm)
5. Everything Everywhere All At Once (Saturday, Channel 4, 10.15pm)