Friday, 21 August 2015

"Sinister 2" (Guardian 21/08/15)


Sinister 2 **

Dir: Ciaran Foy. With: James Ransone, Shannyn Sossamon, Robert Daniel Sloan, Dartanian Sloan. 97 mins. Cert: 15
 
This workmanlike sequel to 2012’s unusually effective snuff horror – again penned by Scott Derrickson, but directed by Irishman Ciarán Foy (Citadel) – introduces Insidious-like chuckles in dispatching nervy deputy James Ransone to ever-eerie Indiana, where Shannyn Sossamon’s son has started sneaking away to eyeball his own midnight movies. With their anodyne titles (“Kitchen Remodel”) and grinding soundtracks, these bloody offcuts remain credibly unsettling. It’s the framework thrown up around them that feels makeweight: a Peeping Tom story rushed through as quiet-quiet-LOUD popcorn-spiller, with replacement players gabbling footnotes to the original legend, and a shoddily edited hide-and-seek finale. Scariest thing here: that millennial covergirl Sossamon should now be playing life-wearied mothers-of-two. 

Sinister 2 opens in cinemas nationwide today.

"Escobar: Paradise Lost" (Guardian 21/08/15)


Escobar: Paradise Lost **

Dir: Andrea di Stefano. With: Benicio del Toro, Josh Hutcherson, Claudia Traisac, Ana Girardot. 120 mins. Cert: 15
 
An odd one, this: a not-quite biopic that approaches Colombian druglord Pablo Escobar from an entirely fictional perspective. Arriving at Escobar’s compound after wooing his niece, gringo surfer Nick (Josh Hutcherson) is presumably meant to stand for all those patsies who enabled the tyrant’s behaviour, yet Hutcherson – blandly conflicted, woodenly agonised – is just too blank for the screen time he sucks up. The final hour, defaulting to conventional escape-thriller mode, remains halfway watchable: Benicio del Toro, getting blood and cheeseballs in a ferociously unkempt beard, has fun playing Escobar as the world’s deadliest slob. Still, there’s too much fabrication evident for it to resemble anything like truth. 

Escobar: Paradise Lost opens today in selected cinemas, ahead of its DVD release on September 14.

Wednesday, 19 August 2015

"Brothers" (Guardian 16/08/15)


Brothers **

Dir: Karan Malhotra. With: Akshay Kumar, Jackie Shroff, Sidharth Malhotra, Jacqueline Fernandez. 156 mins. Cert: 15

Bollywood has long eyed up Hollywood for inspiration: since the millennium, it’s redone everything from The Godfather (2005’s Sarkar) to the David Duchovny heart transplant saga Return to Me (2004’s Dil Ne Jise Apne Kahaa). Fox’s high-profile Brothers forms an interesting case study, reworking material that flopped first time around: Gavin O’Connor’s Warrior, that 2011 mix of mythology and mixed martial-arts that sought to provide rock ‘em-sock ‘em entertainment to crowds whose credit had been crunched. (Sadly, they couldn’t afford the ticket.) That film was very specifically tied to an America reeling from rounds of foreclosures and lay-offs; removed of that context, the story can’t pack the same punch.

The husband-and-wife team of Karan Malhotra (who directs) and Ekta Pathak Malhotra (who adapts) doubtless sensed the underlying melodrama would translate easily into Hindi. Again, the focus is on damaged men – a father and his estranged sons – who can only truly express themselves through violence, although the Malhotras have reconfigured the relationships. Their retelling opens with the father (Jackie Shroff), sometime boxer-turned-greying drunk, emerging from jail, before introducing “bad son” Monty (Sidharth Malhotra, no relation), a pushover in this version, and “good son” David (Akshay Kumar), a fighter-turned-teacher returning to the ring to fund an operation for his sick daughter.

In this version, there is, in fact, a fourth major character: the absent wife and mother, mere backstory in the original. As embodied by Shefali Shah, she makes fleeting appearances throughout the first half – as a photo in a shrine, then as a ghost haunting pa – before taking centre stage in an extended pre-intermission flashback. Trilling the haunting lullaby “Gaaye Jaa”, she’s a nurturing presence being ground down by the relentless roughhousing of the men around her, and eventually falling victim to domestic violence in the kind of blood-and-thunder scene no Western filmmaker would dare attempt lest their fragile handiwork be laughed off the screen.

Considerable energy has gone into counteracting the whiff of jockstrap that may have alienated some Western viewers: the inevitable midfilm training montage is intercut with anightclub number where Malhotra shoots guest star Kareena Kapoor Khan as though she were Rita Hayworth’s Gilda. In both locales, you could conceivably sit back and admire the choreography, not to mention the physiques. Yet the Kapoor number – isolated razzle-dazzle, connected to nothing in particular – indicates just how prone the film is to distraction, grabbing for instant spectacle over longer-lasting effects: it’s the movie equivalent of a fighter setting out on the tiles when he should be hitting the bag.

Almost all the second-half drama feels sketchily conceived; that canvas of narrative and thematic groundwork O’Connor set down before his brothers-in-arms went head-to-head simply hasn’t travelled. Monty’s inherited alcoholism comes down to a single locker-room glimpse of shaky hands, and some of the detail is wrong: we’re told one fighter won a bronze in the 2009 Olympics. (If you can’t win gold in a year when there isn’t an Olympics, hang up your gloves.) Malhotra’s rushing towards the fight scenes, which are functional enough, but stripping them of their emotional scar tissue risks leaving them no more meaningful than the ABCD movies’ comparably energetic dance-offs.

Kumar, a goonish figure in his recent action-comedies, demonstrates a new-found maturity that becomes him, but these characters never feel like the flesh-and-blood human beings they were in the original; they’re really just Weebles, to be knocked down and reset as the narrative template demands. The Malhotra version connects occasionally – I admired the sucker-punching shamelessness of the final bout, where David envisages Monty as his younger, helpless self – and it may usefully redirect viewers to the overlooked original, but in and of itself Brothers feels puny and underdeveloped: an at best light-middleweight, dancing round in the shadows of a super-heavyweight.

Brothers is now playing in cinemas nationwide.

Sunday, 16 August 2015

Some shall sleep: "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation"


Tom Cruise is now fifty-two years old, yet he insists on comporting himself in the manner of a small child at a garden party doing his darnedest to attract the grown-ups' attention. "Hey, look ma, I'm clinging onto the side of the world's tallest building." "Yes, Tom, I can see you." "Hey, ma, now I'm jumping onto the wing of a moving plane." "Yes, Thomas." "Ma! Look! I'm about to plunge several hundred feet into a fully operational hydroelectric dam." "Oh Tom, do calm down. You'll come a terrible cropper one of these days." In Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation, Cruise is being egged on by the writer-director Christopher McQuarrie, who somehow failed to produce anything of note with the same star on 2012's Jack Reacher (material that, going on book sales alone, should have been eminently franchiseable) and who now gets the fallback gig of steering this star through the fifth film in his most enduring series.

Again here, however, the material feels both overworked and underpowered: McQuarrie and his co-writer Drew Pearce have tried and failed to circumvent the common stand-up complaint that, after four of these things, no mission can really be considered impossible. By way of compensation, the new film upscales Ethan Hunt's adventures: it swanks from the US to the UK and Europe, and briefly repairs to the sweltering heat of Casablanca (where Tom arrives in a perfectly tailored, peacock-blue suit, and you just think: well, he's never going to feel the benefit in that), displaying throughout all the dutiful, heel-dragging obligation of a major Hollywood talent undertaking yet another three-month publicity tour. (It's write what you know, writ larger than ever.)

It's been twenty years since Brian de Palma's reboot of the TV series, and we've never seemed so far away from that film's extended B-movie aesthetic: the surest sign of blockbuster bloat comes with an early, twenty-minute assassination sequence set during a performance of Turandot at the Vienna State Opera, which offers around six different shooters, some 200-plus angles, and next to no thrill whatsoever. The reprisal of "Nessun Dorma" on the soundtrack at various points throughout Rogue Nation indicates McQuarrie's ambition to push this franchise into the realm of grand, operatic drama, but that's very hard to achieve when you've got an immortal for a leading man, and in the absence of anything like emotion. (Brad Bird, in fourth instalment Ghost Protocol, had the better idea of treating Mission: Impossible as if it were a gravity-defying cartoon.)

Nothing here flows; we're basically watching a series of modules that could have been assembled by any number of assistant directors. In one, we get Cruise and Simon Pegg, now effectively second lead after wooing the Comic-Con masses, but stuck doing serious face for much of the running time; in Washington, we find Alec Baldwin and Jeremy Renner, doing sports-casual gravitas in an attempt to position the franchise as a dark, smart, serious post-Skyfall proposition; by way of bad guys, we have Rebecca Ferguson (rather boring as a nonsense double agent character labouring under the poundstore Bondname of Ilsa Faust) and Sean Harris, a fine actor picking up a well-deserved paycheque who nevertheless finds he can't do anything much with a half-dozen scenes of token villainy. (Yes, he shoots one of his own henchman.) For these things to function, you feel we need someone who might pose a credible threat to Cruise's presence and status, much as Philip Seymour Hoffman did in the third movie.

The setpieces soon begin to seem less like dramatic peaks than distraction from the absence of real drama anywhere else on screen; your eyes can't help but go to Tom waving his arms and shouting "look at me" because everything around him is fundamentally inert. Yet while we're meant to thrill to the leading man's displays of bravery, tenacity and derring-do - look, he's still holding onto the wing of that plane as it takes off! - they're becoming increasingly neutralised both by repetition and by the safety net that franchise filmmaking provides. Post-Collateral, how many risks has Cruise (so outstanding in 1999's Magnolia, and reliably funny in comedy) actually taken with his star persona? Every flop - 2010's Knight and Day, the Reacher movie - has sent this actor scuttling back to the comfort of the M:I franchise, with the aim of extracting more love and money from the masses.

As for McQuarrie, he once succeeded in diverting us, twenty years ago in The Usual Suspects, with no more than words and the opportunities they afforded actors. Two decades on, he's doubtless a richer man, yet there are clear signs that his screenwriting has suffered for it: even a rookie scribe might have cause to look askance at a line like "Ethan Hunt is the living manifestation of destiny," which Baldwin's growl has singularly failed to sell audiences around the globe upon. You could take it as an indication that these movies no longer need a cohesive screenplay to succeed at the box office, just a lavish itinerary, a succession of stamped overseas shooting permits, and the right combination of insurance forms to ensure your leading man can throw himself about in such a way to make column inches. "But ma, look!" Yes, Tom.

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation is now showing in cinemas nationwide.

Saturday, 15 August 2015

For what it's worth...



Top Ten Films at the UK Box Office   
for the weekend of August 7-9, 2015: 
 
 
1 (new) Fantastic Four (12A)
2 (1) Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation (12A) **
3 (2) Inside Out (U) ****
4 (3) Southpaw (15) ***
5 (new) The Gift (15) **** 
6 (4) Ant-Man (12A) ***
7 (5) Minions (U)
8 (8) Secret Cinema: The Empire Strikes Back (U)
9 (6) Jurassic World (12A) **
10 (re) Amy (15) **** 

(source: theguardian.com)
 

My top five:   
1. The Gift
2. War Book
3. Pleasure Island
4. Theeb/Wolf
5. Precinct Seven Five

 
Top Ten DVD rentals:  
 
 
1 (1) The Divergent Series: Insurgent (12)
2 (2) Kingsman: The Secret Service (15) *
3 (3) American Sniper (15) ***
4 (6) The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (12) **
5 (new) The Water Diviner (15)
6 (new) Taken 3 (15) 
7 (4) The Theory of Everything (12) ***
8 (7) Suite Française (12) **
9 (8) Ex_Machina (15) ** 
10 (new) Jupiter Ascending (12)

(source: lovefilm.com)
                                 
 
My top five:  
1. Glassland
2. Good Kill
3. Run All Night
4. Timbuktu
5. The Battle for Warsaw: Stones for the Rampart


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:   
1. Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (Friday, C4, 1.05am)
2. The 39 Steps (Thursday, BBC2, 12.50pm)
3. The Dirty Dozen (Saturday, five, 3.20pm)
4. The Bourne Supremacy (Saturday, ITV1, 9pm)
5. Splice [above] (Sunday, C4, 12.05am)

"Theeb/Wolf" (Guardian 14/08/15)


Theeb/Wolf ***

Dir: Naji Abu Nowar. With: Jacir Eid, Hussein Salameh, Hassan Mutlag, Jack Fox. 100 mins. Cert: 15

The Oxford-born, Jordanian-bred filmmaker Naji Abu Nowar here tells an intimate story of betrayal and survival in a wide-open space, while rewriting an especially contentious chapter of movie history. During WWI, a young boy in a Bedouin encampment (Jacir Eid) grows curious about a blonde-haired, blue-eyed Englishman (Jack Fox, with decidedly Lawrentian mien) who’s appeared from nowhere with a trunkful of gold. Subsequent events are observed not from the perspective of the white male empire builder, but the vulnerable child: this enforced naivety places certain plot elements beyond our immediate reach, but also allows other developments to hit us with an entirely unexpected force. The narrative meanders a little along the way to the chastening punchline, but Eid proves a dolefully expressive lead, and Wolfgang Thaler’s ever-eloquent camerawork is as fascinated by the discovery of bullet shells in the sand – a clue, and a warning – as it is by the punishingly craggy landscape. 

Theeb/Wolf is now playing in selected cinemas.

"Pixels" (Guardian 14/08/15)


Pixels **

Dir: Chris Columbus. With: Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Michelle Monaghan, Peter Dinklage. 106 mins. Cert: 12A

After The Cobbler’s vague stretch, this is Adam Sandler defaulting to give-‘em-what-they-want nostalgia: a digitally polished Chris Columbus production that sees erstwhile arcade-game addicts roused from schlubby middle-age to counter space invaders zapping the Earth into shiny, Capcom-like blocks. The latter’s an oddly pleasing effect, but it’s the only one in a film otherwise schilling patchy pop-culture references and sexual politics – from Sandler’s relentless negging of Michelle Monaghan to the state-sanctioned pimping-out of Serena Williams – which qualify as next-level awful. The stakes remain at best medium-low: any planet where President Kevin James retains greater voice than eerily mute First Lady Jane Krakowski surely isn’t worth defending. 

Pixels is now playing in cinemas nationwide.