Friday, 15 August 2014

"Dinosaur 13" (The Guardian 15/08/14)


Dinosaur 13 ***
Dir: Todd Douglas Miller. With: Peter Larson, Neal Larson, Susan Hendrickson. 95 mins. Cert: PG

Todd Douglas Miller’s documentary suggests a joke: heard the one about the palaeontologists who dug themselves into a hole? In fact, around the time of Jurassic Park, a team of South Dakotan fossil hunters really did find themselves in deep trouble after unearthing the remains of the largest intact T-Rex on privately owned land. The dinosaur (swiftly named Sue) fell victim to more recent, disputed history; the diggers to heavy-handed Government intervention. It’s a jawbone-dropping tale, told crisply through talking heads, in which the process of excavation proves at least as fascinating as the fallout. If it all feels too anomalous to seal its case against today’s big legal and corporate predators, it never lacks for diverting turns and quirks: there’s something dorkily poignant in the way everyone – including Miller, forlornly numbering Sue’s days in federal custody – insists on treating this fallen giant like any other mistreated tug-of-love child. 

Dinosaur 13 opens in selected cinemas from today.

"Hector and the Search for Happiness" (The Guardian 15/08/14)


Hector and the Search for Happiness **
Dir: Peter Chelsom. With: Simon Pegg, Rosamund Pike, Stellan Skarsgard. 120 mins. Cert: 15

A naggingly credulous adaptation of François Lelord’s philosophically minded bestseller, with Simon Pegg as a psychiatrist using a round-the-world jolly as a means of jolting himself from becardiganned midlife stasis. Erstwhile crowdpleaser Peter Chelsom (Hear My Song) still knows how to frame a good gag, but precious few emerge in a draggy travelogue that, astonishingly, feels scarcely more substantial than Eat, Pray, Love. Scene after scene follows of Hector pleasing himself: turning the head of every woman he encounters, Pegg’s smuggery knows no bounds. Chelsom, for his part, has mistaken blokish fantasy for happiness; whatever enlightenment there is here proves far too easily gained. Keep looking, folks.

Hector and the Search for Happiness opens in cinemas nationwide today.

Wednesday, 13 August 2014

Sucker punch: "Guardians of the Galaxy"


It's a sure sign of how the geeks have inherited this earth (and its Twitter feeds) that Guardians of the Galaxy should have been both marketed and received as something wildly different from the usual Marvel superhero fare. Sat in front of it, any fully-grown viewer would be hard-pressed to taste the difference. This is the Tab Clear to the Avengers series' brandleading Coca-Cola: a little lighter, a little fizzier, arguably, but still made up of sugar and water and CGI and all the other ingredients multiplexgoers are currently growing fat on. It may well slip down fine last thing on a Friday or Saturday night, but let's not be under any illusions: it's not Shakespeare, it's not Swift, and it's not even Star Wars, which at least committed to its own mythology. Though James Gunn's film launches with a barrage of knowing, self-mocking wisecracks, it soon assumes the pattern and shape of any other summer event movie, and still winds up laying waste to a major metropolis. It is, in short, yet more product, and one that large numbers of consumers are evidently happy to buy into.

What's semi-interesting is how much Guardians resembles the kind of product that would have made a nosediving flop in the days before the studio PRs and risk assessors changed the blockbuster game. Every scene is stocked deep with actors daubed in ridiculous blue/green facepaint mouthing mumbo-jumbo dialogue about the need to recover the orb of Drax from the Draxion galaxy, or some such - you know, the kind of expository rubbish that was laughed off screen in Zardoz and The Fifth Element, and as recently as 2011's The Green Lantern. The difference is that the studios have found increasingly sophisticated ways to communicate that the movies we will be paying to see all summer are going to be this glib and flimsy - to reduce expectations, in other words - and that we'd better start laughing with, rather than laughing at, because the money's been spent now. If we're told in advance a movie is going to be silly, and it can therefore be sold as silly, then why shouldn't that silliness become a selling point?

It helps, of course, that the towering corporate entities now dictating our leisure options have the nerd brigade onside - that most cowardly, conformist and conservative of crowds ("I can't believe they changed the ending!"), who from the first teaser at Comic-Con to the final post-credit sting are only too willing to accept their product as such. It's another beating, only now they're getting stung in the pocket, which may just be preferable to being punched in the face. Still, we might ask: at what point did the multiplex turn into such a playground? 

Fifteen years ago, Gunn made The Specials, a spoof of earthbound superheroes: it was arguably no less silly or fantastical than Guardians (and, at the time, a welcome retort to Universal's far glossier Mystery Men), yet its lewder, more perverse instincts marked it as both the work of a sometime Troma graduate and a vaguely adult (or adolescent) proposition. He followed this with 2011's Super, a tonally awkward indie about a Batman wannabe that didn't really work, but at the very least earned its restricted rating. No-one can blame Gunn for seeking a bigger audience, or for wanting more expensive effects and production design to play with, but Guardians remains, throughout, kids' stuff: the presence of a talking raccoon (voiced by Bradley Cooper) tells you almost everything you need to know about it. The sad thing for film culture is that it has to be kids' stuff, in order to snatch the pocket money required to justify the initial $170m outlay; the sad thing for evolution is that so many grown-ups should be prepared to wave it through. 

The film has been constructed as too big to fail, and that's a problem for any comedy, particularly one with satirical leanings like this: the trouble with poking fun from the very centre of the mainstream is that you wind up sounding at best smug, at worst bullying. Whatever satire there is here is pretty toothless and self-cancelling - you can't honestly send up your bad guys' venality when you're wheeling your film out in 3D on sixteen thousand prints worldwide - and there's zero risk in any of its punchlines: Gunn could play this material for laughs, or he could play it utterly straight, and either way the prevailing business model would suggest the Comic-Conners would still be queuing round the block and creaming their pants for it. 

Any truly disruptive or subversive energies have been stifled by the process of script-doctoring and test-screening: Gunn settles for such easy, lazy crowdpleasers as the mixtape crammed with 1970s and 80s offcuts only a nerd could want to hear again, let alone find cool. All of which obviously guaranteed Guardians of the Galaxy would become an instant hit, but it sure doesn't make it any more engaging as an experience, or vastly more different in look, sound or feel from any other of Marvel or Disney's recent investments. Their collaboration has here bequeathed us no more than Pirates of the Caribbean in space; the inevitable sequels are to be anticipated with an appropriate apathy.

Guardians of the Galaxy is in cinemas nationwide.

Monday, 11 August 2014

For what it's worth...


Top Ten Films at the UK Box Office   
for the weekend of August 1-3, 2014: 
 
 
1 (new) Guardians of the Galaxy (12A) **
2 (1) Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (12A) ***
3 (4) How to Train Your Dragon 2 (PG) ***
4 (2) Hercules (12A)
5 (3) The Purge: Anarchy (15) ***
6 (new) The Nut Job (U) ** 
7 (new) Secret Cinema: Back to the Future (PG)
8 (5) Transformers: Age of Extinction (12A)
9 (new) Step Up 5: All In (PG)
10 (6) Earth to Echo (PG) ***

(source: theguardian.com)
 

My top five:   
1. Lilting
2. Some Like It Hot  
3. Moebius
4. The Lady from Shanghai
5. Finding Vivian Maier  
 
 
Top Ten DVD rentals:  
 
 
1 (1) Noah (12) ****
2 (3) The Wolf of Wall Street (18) *
3 (2) Need for Speed (12)
4 (new) The Monuments Men (12) **
5 (6) Non-Stop (12)
6 (5) Tinker Bell and the Pirate Fairy (U) **
7 (new) Lone Survivor (15) *** 
8 (7) Under the Skin (15) ****
9 (new) The Legend of Hercules (12) **  
10 (10) Vampire Academy (12) 

(source: lovefilm.com)
                                 
 
My top five:  
1. The Raid 2
2. Starred Up
3. The Unknown Known
4. Calvary
5. Jealousy

 
Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:   
1. We Dive at Dawn (Saturday, BBC2, 2.05pm)
2. Dog Day Afternoon (Friday, ITV1, 10.40pm)
3. The English Patient (Friday, BBC2, 11.05pm)
4. Like Someone in Love [above] (Monday, C4, 12.25am)
5. Immortals (Saturday, C4, 9pm)

Role Models: Why I'd like to be John Cusack in "Grosse Pointe Blank" (The Guardian 08/08/14)


I was too young to connect to the brimmingly sensitive John Cusack an entire generation fell for: I was but seven at the time of 1985’s The Sure Thing, and eleven when Lloyd Dobler raised his Boombox to Ione Skye in 1989’s Say Anything…. The Cusack I tuned into was the slightly bruised figure visible by the end of the century: the lovelorn Rob of 2000’s High Fidelity, a film engineered so as to rhyme with any boyish poplover’s romantic ups-and-downs; before that, the hitman of 1997’s Grosse Pointe Blank, which may stand as the greatest romantic comedy ever conceived with the male viewer in mind, in that it features one character being bloodily skewered with a Biro, and another with a job sourcing mildly obscure Eighties vinyl.

There’s a scene two-thirds of the way through the latter film that gets me every time – an unexpectedly tender interlude between the bloodletting and sharp-edged social satire. Our ambiguous hero, the self-improving assassin Martin Q. Blank (Cusack), has retreated to a balcony overlooking his high-school reunion with DJ Debi Newberry (Minnie Driver), the sweetheart he abandoned on prom night. To the sound of Pete Townshend’s “Let My Love Open The Door”, the pair begin to pick over some unfinished personal business.

“I think I was overly harsh when I said you were broken,” offers Debi, by way of conciliation. “I don’t think you’re broken. I think you’re mildly sprained. Nothing that can’t be mended.”

“Sorry if I fucked up your life,” Martin ventures, perhaps sensing how that “if” might be superfluous.

“It’s not over yet.”

In a film that posits contract killing as a metaphor for the damage we can wreak whenever we get close to someone, the scene works because it opens up the possibility of change and redemption – that a partner might recognise our pain and forgive us all previous trespasses. Grosse Pointe Blank is a peculiarly potent watch for men because the script, written by Cusack with Steve Pink, D.V. DeVincentis and Tom Jankiewicz, on some level acknowledges all our worst instincts: the desire (often misplaced) to put the world to rights, the anger that can shade over into murderous aggression, the persistent need to do something, anything with our fists, our dicks, a gun – because that’s what we’ve been hotwired to do.

Blank’s temporary solution has been to isolate himself, first on prom night, now as an “independent contractor”. (Note Cusack’s distinctive walk: fast, clipped, guarded, one hand forever poised on the pistol in his pocket.) He is, however, more vulnerable than threatening: though he insists his were deserving victims (“You should read the files on some of these fuckers!”), we see the toll this lonely life has taken in the dark rings beneath his eyes, and how he comes alive again circling Debi. Cusack and Driver were a thing once upon a time, and their chemistry remains a joy: not just affectionate and sexy but regenerative, suggestive of all manner of blanks being filled. My inchoate late-adolescent self couldn’t help but aspire to that.

For some while, there was talk of a follow-up – perhaps one in which Martin Blank finds spirituality? (But, really, who needs God when you have Debi Newberry?) Instead, we got 2008’s War, Inc., a spiritual sequel in which Cusack played a Blankish contractor stalking the Middle East; its Bush-bashing got blunt, and it missed Driver, for all the zip Hilary Duff brought to her role as the Yemeni Britney Spears. There may nevertheless be something equally instructive in the morally compromised figure Cusack now cuts on screen: consider his greasy killer in The Paperboy, The Frozen Ground’s curdled misogynist, or his sweaty, vote-grabbing Nixon in The Butler.

Where earlier Cusack characters displayed a puppy-eyed idealism, here are men tainted by exactly those grim compulsions Grosse Pointe Blank diagnoses. They reflect what might have happened to Martin Blank if he hadn’t met Debi Newberry, and his hurt hadn’t healed; if he’d given into the worst aspects of his nature, and gone more or less entirely to seed. We don’t all wind up bombing Cambodia or masturbating in front of Nicole Kidman, thankfully, but in Cusack’s recent reinvention as a prolific character actor, there lurks a valuable warning about what can happen to us once the dewy sheen of youth has evaporated. 

Grosse Pointe Blank is available on DVD through Disney.

"Moebius" (The Guardian 08/08/14)


Moebius ****
Dir: Kim Ki-duk. With: Jae Hyeon-jo, Eun-woo Lee, Young-ju Seo. 89 mins. Cert: 18.

Blimey. 2012’s Pieta suggested Korean provocateur Kim Ki-duk was working his way back to full creative potency; his latest opens with a housewife punishing her husband’s infidelities by castrating their teenage son – an act presented, in typical Kim fashion, as just another bloody day at the office. Somehow more shocking – and impressive – is how this berserker set-up twists round (as per the title) to reveal a more ruminative flipside: what follows is a wordless, crypto-Buddhist treatise on pain and pleasure in which all the parts keep shifting, not least Eun-woo Lee’s astoundingly resonant appearance as both wife and mistress. Though mercifully discreet in what it shows, it retains a pulsing, semi-crazed narrative drive, and no film has been more revealingly upfront in its phallocentrism: Kim absolutely grasps how the penis can destroy as much as it creates, and what a few extra inches here and there might do for a boy’s self-esteem.

Moebius is now playing in selected cinemas.

"The Unbeatables" (The Guardian 08/08/14)


The Unbeatables **
Dir: Juan José Campanella. With the voices of: Rupert Grint, Peter Serafinowicz, Anthony Head. 97 mins. Cert: U.

By 2018, everybody will have completed at least one CG animation: your mum, the postie, Eighties funnyman Duncan Norvelle. This dubbed timewaster seems an unlikely way for Juan José Campanella to follow his Oscar-winning The Secret in Their Eyes, though it’s almost as tangled: a gentrification parable – with sentient table footballers rallying a developer-threatened community – which betrays a marked uncertainty over how best to integrate its human and toy stories. Ping-ponging camera moves temporarily distract from the haphazard structuring and translation, and there’s one smart line, care of a shady agent who insists “Trust me – I’ve worked at FIFA”. The rest is decidedly midtable. 

The Unbeatables is now playing in Irish and Scottish cinemas, ahead of its full UK release this Friday.