Friday, 12 December 2025

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of December 5-7, 2025):

1 (2) Zootropolis 2 (PG)
2 (new) Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (15)
3 (1) Wicked: For Good (PG)
4 (new) André Rieu's 2025 Christmas Concert: Merry Christmas (PG)
5 (new) Eternity (15) ***
6 (3) Now You See Me: Now You Don't (12A)
7 (new) Dhurandhar (18)
8 (new) Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (18)
9 (new) It Was Just An Accident (12A) ****
10 (7) Nuremberg (15) ***

(source: BFI)

My top five:

  
DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (2) The Grinch (U)
2 (1) Wicked: Part 1 (PG) **
3 (16) The Polar Express (U)
4 (27) Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (PG)
5 (13) Elf (PG) **
6 (3) Jurassic World: Rebirth (12) **
7 (9) Nobody 2 (15)
8 (new) Dracula (15)
9 (6) F1 The Movie (12) ***


My top five: 
1. The Long Walk


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Strangers on a Train (Friday, BBC Two, 3.30pm)
2. Hell or High Water (Monday, BBC Two, 11pm)
3. Miracle on 34th Street [above] (Sunday, Channel 4, 4.45pm)
4. Laura (Tuesday, BBC Two, 3.50pm)
5. Live Free or Die Hard (Wednesday, ITV1, 11.25pm)

Going underground: "It Was Just An Accident"


With his latest film, the Palme d'Or-winning It Was Just An Accident, Jafar Panahi finesses some of what was going on in Mohammed Rasoulof's much-admired Iranian drama The Seed of the Sacred Fig, an Oscar nominee at the start of the year. As there, we find Iranian cinema back on the road, its foremost filmmakers (like Panahi) having been sprung from house arrest; once again, all parties find themselves on a potentially lethal collision course with the regime and its representatives. Yet things have intensified in Panahiland: now the director has started mulling what it is to take a life. Accident takes its title from a line heard in its opening minutes, as a family man driving his heavily pregnant wife and young daughter home hits a stray dog in the dark; this freak occurrence leaves the car in need of repairs. Yet the title multiplies in meaning after one of the mechanics at the garage, Vahid (Vahid Mobasseri), realises this respectable-seeming motorist, who walks with a pronounced limp, may just be the man who tortured him in custody several years before. The squeak of your oppressor's prosthetic limb impacting upon a hard floor is not something you easily forget. The question Panahi poses - both for Vahid and those of us looking on - is what best to do with this information. The question those of us who've followed Panahi's career may start to ponder is how this specific scenario relates to the filmmaker's own situation, as a dissident who's just been sentenced to prison time for continuing to make films in defiance of the authorities. Has Panahi, too, crossed paths with one of those enforcers who've made his life such a challenge in recent times? Is the new film his way of channelling (perhaps neutralising) idle thoughts of bloody vengeance?

It would be something of an understatement, then, to frame Accident as more urgent than the average thriller. One surprise here is how early the two parties collide and how quickly decisive (if non-fatal) action is taken; dramatically, it gives Vahid the rest of the movie to regret what he's done. (And then start to worry that he should have gone further still.) I suspect actual revenge may be something like this: you act with rash certainty and righteous indignation, and are then given cause to rue and repent at leisure. This grabby first-reel activity also affords Panahi greater time to describe what will look to the rest of us like two distinct yet damnably interlinked Irans. There is the surface Iran where life apparently proceeds as normal, a country populated by model citizens, obediently engaged in the everyday business of repairs, bookselling, wedding photography, raising a family. The other is more subterranean: a quasi-underground network of comrades and contacts, those who've been touched and traumatised by the cruelties of the State and thus have crucial intel to share. What we observe over these 100 minutes is the ever-nervy interplay between these two Irans: the one desperately trying to get all the information they need from the other without blowing their cover. (As a groom is overheard saying to his bride at one point: "This is a quagmire, darling. The further you go, the deeper you sink.") These are, too, the two Irans Panahi himself has been forced to navigate between over the past couple of decades, attempting to film and show the realities of his country without leaving himself exposed to further retribution. How do you make movies you want to make in a place that doesn't want you to make movies? The answer: with a great deal of help from your friends.

Another of Accident's surprises is how many people this narrative eventually involves (and touches, and traumatises). The set-up - one man pursuing another - seems to invite stark, minimalist handling, yet Panahi's film gradually opens out into what's effectively an Altmanesque ensemble piece, a portrait of a troubled society. Through some of the good Samaritans and fellow travellers Vahid picks up en route, the writing can strike a more peaceable note, insisting it probably isn't the noblest idea to go around rounding up your political opponents. But the expansion in personnel also underlines just how many people in Iran have been affected by state-sanctioned oppression: there are, in short, more sometime torturers, and consequently more torture victims, walking among these people than we might first think. It was only around the film's midpoint that I realised why long stretches were unfolding in the back of Vahid's transit van: the aim, presumably, was to keep this production off the street and away from prying eyes. Once again in a Panahi film, the form reflects (and critiques) the situation. Accident doesn't quite sustain the electrifying immediacy of an autofiction like 2022's No Bears: this is more obviously a story that's been composed, right down to an absurdist riff about bankcards, though that authorial distance may be the difference between life and death in Iran. (Presumably Panahi could claim it's the characters in this instance who are contemplating doing away with a representative of the State, not the filmmaker himself - though I fear an authority as ideologically absolutist as the Iranian court would see this as splitting hairs.) It's still an event, though: a thriller rooted in pressing here-and-now concerns (liberal complacency; the best response to zealotry), forcing characters and audience alike to make moral choices, and a rare film where the stakes appear as elevated for those behind the camera as they are for those before it. Form can offer only partial protection, only so much sanctuary; for much of its duration, It Was Just An Accident really just is.

It Was Just An Accident is now playing in selected cinemas.

For your consideration: my Critics' Circle votes 2025

 

Director of the Year
1. Alain Guiraudie, Misericordia
2. Paul Thomas Anderson, One Battle After Another
3. Neeraj Ghaywan, Homebound

(Honourable mentions: Ryan Coogler, Sinners; Dominic Arun, Lokah Chapter 1: Chandra; Steven Soderbergh, Black Bag.)



Screenwriter of the Year
1. Eva Victor, Sorry, Baby
2. Nia DaCosta, Hedda
3. Derek Cianfrance and Kirt Gunn, Roofman

(Honourable mentions: David Koepp, Black Bag; Tom Basden and Tim Key, The Ballad of Wallis Island; Zach Cregger, Weapons.)



Actress of the Year
1. Jennifer Lawrence, Die My Love
2. Eva Victor, Sorry, Baby
3. Danielle Deadwyler, 40 Acres and The Woman in the Yard

(Honourable mentions: Emily Bett Rickards, Queen of the Ring; Julia Garner, Weapons; Cate Blanchett, Black Bag; Sally Hawkins, Bring Her Back.)



Actor of the Year
1. Joaquin Phoenix, Eddington
2. Channing Tatum, Roofman
3. Mohanlal, Thudarum

(Honourable mentions: Tim Robinson, Friendship; Daniel Day-Lewis, Anemone; Kentucker Audley, Christmas, AgainMiles Teller, Eternity; Tovino Thomas, Narivetta; Michael B. Jordan, Sinners.)



Supporting Actress of the Year
1. Kirsten Dunst, Roofman
2. Shirley Henderson, I Swear
3. Carey Mulligan, The Ballad of Wallis Island

(Honourable mention: Naomi Ackie, Sorry, Baby; Nina Hoss, Hedda.)



Supporting Actor of the Year
2. Russell Crowe, Nuremberg
3. Josh Lucas, Queen of the Ring

(Honourable mentions: Jacob Elordi, Frankenstein and On Swift Horses; Prakash Varma, Thudarum; Benicio del Toro, One Battle After Another; Sean Bean, Anemone; Tom Burke, Black Bag; David Jonsson, The Long Walk; Lucas Hedges, Sorry, Baby; Delroy Lindo, Sinners.)



Breakthrough Performance of the Year
1. Eva Victor, Sorry, Baby
2. Robert Aramayo, I Swear
3. Miles Caton, Sinners

(Honourable mentions: Chase Infiniti, One Battle After Another; Kalyani Priyadarshan, Lokah Chapter 1: Chandra; Posy Sterling, Lollipop; Aneet Padda and Ahaan Panday, Saiyaara.)



Breakthrough British/Irish Filmmaker
1. Tom Basden and Tim Key, writers, The Ballad of Wallis Island
2. Sophie Compton, co-director, Holloway
3. Victoria Mapplebeck, director, Motherboard



British/Irish Performer of the Year
1. Robert Aramayo, I Swear
2. Frank Dillane, Urchin
3. James McArdle, Four Mothers

(Honourable mentions: Posy Sterling, Lollipop; Sally Hawkins, Bring Her Back; Michael Fassbender, Black Bag.)



Young British/Irish Performer of the Year
1. Scott Ellis Watson, I Swear
2. Alfie Williams, 28 Years Later
3. Tegan-Mia Stanley Rhoads, Lollipop


The nominations for the 46th London Critics' Circle Film Awards will be announced this Monday at 11am on the LFCC YouTube channel, with the awards to follow on February 1, 2026; my top 20 films of 2025 list will run on this site at the end of the month.

Thursday, 11 December 2025

Master and servant: "Pillion"


A surprise arthouse hit to conclude a year otherwise lacking in them, Pillion turns out to be something like Alan Bennett's Cruising. Writer-director Harry Lighton has done to Adam Mars-Jones's novel Box Hill what his surname suggests, trimming its fingernails, softening some of the harsher humiliations, and coming up with a cosyish Britcom centred on an unlikely-to-utterly mismatched couple. Unworldly gay Colin (Harry Melling) can't believe his luck one Christmas after swaggering biker Ray (Alexander Skarsgård) gives him instructions to meet him round the back of the Bromley Primark. What follows, however, is less coming together than outright collision. On one side, the limit-pushing subcultures (biker, sub-dom) within which Colin prostrates himself before big man Ray, desperate for somewhere to belong; on the other, the English suburbia in which Colin was raised, settled, staid and sedate, conventional if not conservative in its thinking. Ray - tall, moviestar-chiselled, rarely seen without the leathers that lend his shoulders only further heft - strides into the latter like Iron Man walking into a prime-time BBC sitcom: he can only ever turn heads. But he's fundamentally a bit of an arsehole, even for a dom. In the pub where the two first meet, he obliges Colin to pay for his crisps, like a tuckshop bully. Invited round to Ray's flat, Colin is both surprised and oddly thrilled to learn he'll be cooking dinner himself; he's even more thrilled after his host invites him to stay the night, albeit curled up on a rug at the foot of Ray's bed. It is, to say the least, a curious situation for a young man to find himself in, yet the charm of Lighton's film resides in its gentle assurance that people get themselves in curious situations all the time. Colin and Ray's arrangement, such as it is, is no more curious than Colin's day job (traffic warden) or chosen hobby (barbershop quartet); some people just invite the world's onlookers to scream wanker! at them. Certain folks may even get a kick out of it.

That we don't harass Colin so is down to the way Pillion has been couched, carefully yet skilfully, as a leftfield love story, a gaining of wisdom that doubles as bruising suburban fairytale: Colin as the wide-eyed princess to Ray's alluring yet forbidding prince. There's not much to Lighton's film beyond two people striving to figure something out - or, more specifically, one person trying to figure the other out. (It may well become to queer audiences what 2002's Secretary and, to a lesser degree, this January's Babygirl were for the straights: a popcorn-friendly way of broaching all that powerplay business, at once salty and sweet.) But sometimes that's all a movie needs, particularly when you have the right actors in place. The funny-faced Melling proves exceptionally game, twisting himself into ever more uncomfortable positions, physical and otherwise, and in most of them the butt of the joke. By contrast, Skarsgård - 200 pounds of impermeable Nordic granite - is playing some version of his public image, an abstraction or ideal. We learn next to nothing about Ray - even the Karl Ove Knausgård tome we see him reading speaks more to actor than character - rendering him what he is to Colin, an altogether obscure object of desire. There's nice work, too, from Lesley Sharp and Douglas Hodge as Col's ma and pa, both a model of parental tolerance and reassurance for matinee viewers that this is respectable homegrown drama rather than any of that Fassbinder/Frank Ripploh filth. Lighton has a measure of mischievous fun with this particulars of this subculture: a sylvan awayday takes in a bare-assed man in a puppy mask, Jake Shears from the Scissor Sisters and four more invitees bent double over the trestle tables. (Today's the day the teddybears have their picnic.) Yet this is one of those Britfilms where the relative smallness of everything works in its favour: it allows Lighton to keep a tight focus on two actors who've absolutely understood what this material is about. There are still, apparently, involving love stories for the cinema to tell; there are still, clearly, original ways for a director to film desire, longing and sex. Let's just say Pillion is the 2025 release on which those newfangled intimacy co-ordinators would have been busiest and most needed.

Pillion is now playing in selected cinemas.

Tuesday, 9 December 2025

Fairytale of New York: "Christmas, Again"


Santa hats off to any distributor attempting to vary our festive moviegoing diet. (I mean, seriously: there are people paying to inflict
Elf on their kids again?) Last year, the tenacious folks at Bulldog gifted us the well-reviewed indie Christmas Eve at Miller's Point; this Christmas, they've dug further and indier still. The sole feature credit to date for writer-director Charles Poekel, Christmas, Again drew fond notices on its original US release back in 2014, yet went unscreened on this side of the Atlantic for understandable reasons: it boasts no especially prominent names or faces (unless you happen to be well-versed in the oeuvre of Kentucker Audley, one of 21st century indie cinema's true believers), a largely observational, low-octane dramatic approach, and only scrappy, stop-start bursts of action. Its indieness is most apparent in the sympathy Poekel demonstrates towards the footsoldiers of the festive season: those working in retail as the big day approaches. It would be reductive - not to mention tonally imprecise - to label this Clerks with fairylights, but that's not too far off the mark situationally. A prologue introduces the three-person staff of a trailer selling Christmas trees on a humdrum Brooklyn thoroughfare; they hang out, wind one another up, try to catch forty winks, make some rudimentary scratch. Much like the needle-shedding trees remaining at this late stage in proceedings, Audley's Noel (yes, the name does come up) appears more than faintly left behind: his friends live elsewhere, his loved ones have moved on, and any party plans have had to be postponed so as to take up the night shift - the night shift - on this particular stall. "Christmas sucks," shrugs one passer-by, which is not a sentiment you're going to hear during your fifteenth rewatch of The Polar Express. Funny thing is: like a baleful short story, it almost all feels true. Twenty minutes in, I conceded the possibility Christmas, Again may well have been shot around an actual street-corner stand, and that filming would have been stopped whenever paying customers interrupted Poekel's actors.

The sighing resignation of that titular again stands as a rebuke to the condescending (not to mention inaccurate) actually in Love Actually: Poekel's romantic subplot - concerning a mystery lady (Hannah Gross, the Julia Stiles lookalike who later turned up in Netflix's Mindhunter) who keeps returning to this particular spot on the planet - wouldn't be unrecognisable to Richard Curtis, though it's also hardly the stuff of Hallmark holiday movies. At one point Noel finds her blitzed on a park bench with one shoe missing and gum in her hair; for all the mistletoe scattered around the frame, the pair's interactions seem as likely to peter out as they are to blossom into something meaningful. For stretches, the pursuit of love is secondary to the graft involved in actually selling Christmas trees: that again is also an acknowledgement that there are those for whom this period is much like any other, to be worked through or otherwise endured. Poekel makes evocative use of his sparsely populated locations - we quickly grasp everyone's home for the holidays - and, as shot by Sean Price Williams, the tinsel and fairylights keep it from desolation and despair. Noel's befuddled interactions instead seem to take place in some surreal, drolly funny limbo, where you might at any moment be confronted by someone who wants the Obamas' Christmas tree (how very 2014), or a playboy-slash-operator-type who wants a stout Douglas fir to attract the ladies, or a philosophical Slav who comes on like a dimestore Jonas Mekas. At the centre of all this is a quietly lovely performance from Audley, a plaidshirted, hangdog David Arquette, whose zonked Noel is never quite on the same schedule as the perky joyseekers congregating around him, a man appointed king of a jungle he longs to escape. The film starts to sneak up on you between the point where you first get past the absence of conventional Christmas-movie wassailing and that where some (marginally) grander plan comes together for the put-upon protagonist; stay the full course, and your reward is a gorgeous, modulated coda. Worthy of revival and investigation - and far better for the spirit than sitting through Home Alone again.

Christmas, Again opens in selected cinemas from Friday.

Friday, 5 December 2025

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of November 28-30, 2025):

1 (1) Wicked: For Good (PG)
2 (new) Zootropolis 2 (PG)
3 (2) Now You See Me: Now You Don't (12A)
4 (new) Westlife - Royal Albert Hall (PG)
5 (new) Pillion (18) ****
6 (3) The Running Man (15) **
7 (4) Nuremberg (15) ***
8 (new) The Fifth Step - NT Live 2025 (15)
9 (5Predator: Badlands (12A) **
10 (8) A Paw Patrol Christmas (U)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
5. L'Atalante

  
DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Wicked: Part 1 (PG) **
2 (3) The Grinch (U)
3 (4) Jurassic World: Rebirth (12) **
4 (11) The Naked Gun (15) ***
6 (5) F1 The Movie (12) ***
7 (9) Superman (12)
8 (8) The Roses (15)
9 (2) Nobody 2 (15)


My top five: 
1. The Curse of Frankenstein


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Memoria (Wednesday, Channel 4, 2.05am)
2. Psycho (Monday, BBC Two, 11pm)
3. Funny Face (Wednesday, BBC Two, 1.45pm)
4. BlacKkKlansman (Tuesday, BBC One, 11.40pm)
5. King Richard (Saturday, BBC Two, 11.30pm)

Divas and divebombs: "Sunset Blvd." at 75


Billy Wilder's Sunset Blvd. was to 1950 what Robert Altman's The Player was to 1992: a wicked-mischievous director using a murder-mystery framework as a means of getting beyond the iron gates and showing us how Tinseltown really operates. Spoiler alert: it's even more fucked-up than you may have thought. The dead man is hack writer Joe Gillis (William Holden, chasing gigolo charm with a shot of alcoholic self-loathing), found floating facedown in a swimming pool, one more Hollywood casualty. The mystery is how he got there, which Gillis narrates himself. Over his final weeks - which Wilder and fellow scribes Charles Brackett and D.M. Marshman Jr. describe in flashback - he gets an education in how the movie business of 1950 works: agents who spend their days on the golf course, producers who feed cherished passion projects to the machine, hoping they'll come out as saleable Betty Hutton softball musicals, burnt-out talent banished to the Hollywood Hills, whether to be abused and exploited or to have their eccentricities indulged by a coterie of hangers-on. One such case in point: Norma Desmond (Gloria Swanson), siren of the silents, whose drive Gillis pulls into while fleeing his creditors. Norma has a glowering manservant (Erich von Stroheim, who in real life directed Swanson in 1929's Queen Kelly, quoted here), a pipe organ in the parlour of her mansion and - by way of extra Gothicness - a dead monkey lying in state in one of the bedrooms. (Bubbles, anyone?) As the blithely unfazed Joe assumes the role of Norma's new pet, entrusted with writing her long-imagined comeback vehicle, and thereafter moves from kept man into terminal codependency, the Austro-Hungarian Wilder - at this point relatively new in town - began to poke around in the Tinseltown shadows, bringing a fresh, wryly critical eye to an industry that had proceeded largely unchecked for the better part of fifty years. It was analysis of a sort: Hollywood forced to look at itself, to confront its own illusions and delusions.

No sight here is weirder - and more compelling - than Swanson, giving some of the most idiosyncratic line readings in the whole 1950s canon ("Cut away from ME?"); one of the enduring fascinations of this performance is trying to parse how much of it Wilder directed and how much the actress made herself undirectable, so determined to launch a real-world comeback that she shot off from this script at quite some tangent. In some respects, Swanson's choices are apt, and you understand why the savvy Wilder might have nodded them through: it's a rare example of a silent-era performance, wild-eyed and trembling, in a sound movie. One reason Norma Desmond faded away is that, like so many silent-era stars, she couldn't (and can't) move on. (And we can't take our eyes off Swanson, whether out of admiration or fear.) But then this is also an all-timer script, another from that run of Wilder miracles finding wit and wisdom in deeply unhealthy relationships: between man and bottle in The Lost Weekend, the press, public and the truth in Ace in the Hole, vulnerable hearts and cold, hard capitalism in The Apartment. The wisdom here isn't exclusively about the business, though there's plenty of that ("A dozen press officers working overtime can do terrible things to the human spirit", "Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead"); it also pertains to any feckless, nihilist, self-sabotaging man, about women deranged by vanity and insecurity, what happens after the spotlight moves on and all people want you for is your car. Exiled from a world that considers them long-dead, Joe and Norma are trapped in a mansion that seems ever more like a chintzy mausoleum: old movies, old moviestars (the bridge night is still a jolt, haunted by ghosts of Hollywood's then-recent past), old cars, old songs. What year is this? (The dangers of nostalgia in both art and life: David Lynch borrowed the minor character name Gordon Cole for Twin Peaks, and would circle back this way for Mulholland Dr.) Over subsequent decades, brand Sunset has become a whole lot less weird: a point of reference for lesser films, the basis of endless Hallowe'en costumes and drag acts, eventually even an Andrew Lloyd Webber musical. In its original state, Wilder's most expressionistic film, it remains a skinprickling synthesis of horror and noir: a projector-beam Rebecca, gossip with claws, a real dream-factory nightmare.

Sunset Blvd. returns to selected cinemas today.