Tuesday, 20 October 2026

From the archive: "Jailer"


Jailer
 finds the venerable Tamil superstar Rajinikanth embracing his Liam Neeson period in playing Pandian, a "dinosaur" retiree whose efforts to make YouTube videos with a precocious grandson are interrupted by news the kid's father, an upstanding police officer, has gone missing while on assignment. As Pandian ventures back into an underworld he once ruled over as a no-nonsense prison warden - and starts beating seven bells out of a network smuggling religious idols - we are once more reminded of this leading man's ability to organise not just an entire film, but whole scenes around himself; he's the real idol being showcased and worshipped here. Now 72, Rajinikanth remains nothing much to look at, with his (stick-on) Noel Edmonds beard and chunky NHS specs. But that may just be his secret weapon: he is at heart a character actor who broke through in an industry just small enough for a character actor with real screen smarts to make it big, a man who appears in complete control of almost every situation into which he steps. (Jailer's first half is dependent on Pandian charming both a taxi driver and a psychiatrist into doing his bidding and covering his tracks.) Such overbearing gravitational pull poses a slight problem for the movie - or would pose a problem if it had been conceived as anything more substantial than fan art. From the moment Pandian reveals he's overpowered the (much younger) thugs who've bundled him into the back of his car, we're left in no doubt that this man will come through and save the day. 
As star vehicles go, it's altogether plain sailing; safe to say Rajinikanth isn't unduly exerted in the execution of these tasks, and you might argue he's worked long and hard enough not to have to put his back into these projects any more.

He's gained a useful ally, however, in the young writer-director Nelson, who allows for no such thing as an entirely uninteresting shot. Faced with a movie star who just wants to play the movie star, Nelson does his most imaginative work here around Pandian's nemeses, principally their cackling chief Varman (Vinayakan, giving exactly what you want for this role), whose chosen method of flushing out rats in his organisation involves suspending them over vats of acid and interrogating them before a hooting audience of ne'er-do-wells. (These sequences have the air of a nefarious game show: Squeal or No Squeal.) Whether filming these villains breaking into a communal dance after phoning in a threat or staging - hands down, heads off - the decapitation of the year, Nelson has taken it upon himself to disrupt the inevitability of this outcome wherever possible, or at least to make it a fun ride for the most part, each shot a wink to his intended audience. You and I both know where this is going, he's saying, but that doesn't mean we can't get up to some middling-to-expert mischief along the way. It's the wonky smirk Rajnikanth breaks into once he knows he has the drop on a foe; it's the wacko pre-intermission scene that encourages us to cheer even louder for our hero as he grandly announces his plan to lapse into outright sociopathy for the duration of the second half. (So grab yourself a Kia-Ora and be back in your seats in ten.) The movie gets away with it only because that second half is so deranged that even attempting to synopsise its contents could well see you sectioned: all I can recall, from this distance, is that to steal the artefact he needs to get his son back, Pandian has to navigate a truly bizarre love triangle involving a preening, bewigged film star, his patsy proxy and the former's leading lady. From Taken, in other words, the movie bounds into Elmore Leonard territory, the only rationale being that the film business is the one milieu more cutthroat than organised crime. (The Internet has its theories on who these new characters represent, and whether this is one superstar taking a swipe at another.) Too haphazard to qualify as first-rank Rajnikanth, it often seems as though the star is the only organising principle in play here, surrounded as he is by wild spitballs and flagrant non-sequiturs. Yet it's nevertheless one of the livelier examples of dadsploitation fired our way of late. In the unlikely event his algorithm led him here, Liam Neeson would probably kill for some of this energy and verve.

(November 2023)

Jailer is now streaming via Prime Video; a sequel, Jailer 2, is now showing in cinemas nationwide and shall be reviewed here in the coming days.

Monday, 19 October 2026

In memoriam: Frank Mancuso Sr. (Telegraph 18/10/26)


Frank Mancuso Sr.
, who has died aged 93, was a studio chief whose spell at the helm of Paramount Pictures became the stuff of industry legend; between 1984 and 1991, he oversaw a run of major commercial hits, notably Beverly Hills Cop (1984), Top Gun (1986), Fatal Attraction (1987) and Ghost (1990).

A softly spoken figure dubbed “Gentleman Frank”, Mancuso joined the studio’s Buffalo office in 1962 as a film booker. After establishing himself in sales, he was appointed VP of domestic distribution in 1977, overseeing publicity for Saturday Night Fever (1977). That epochal hit taught Mancuso the importance of regular radio airplay for tie-in tunes that became inseparable from a movie’s images: An Officer and a Gentleman (1982), Flashdance (1983) and Top Gun would all benefit.

In 1980, Mancuso took over distribution, launching Robert Redford’s Ordinary People to Best Picture glory. Appointed president of Paramount’s motion-picture division in 1983, he was similarly instrumental to the success of James L. Brooks’s Terms of Endearment, insisting the comedy-drama should open at Thanksgiving; the decision paid off with excellent box office and a second Best Picture triumph.

Upon Paramount chief Barry Diller’s departure for Fox in 1984, Mancuso was appointed chairman and CEO, beating out future Disney head Michael Eisner; he quickly reinforced his team, appointing the keen-eyed Ned Tanen to head the motion-picture division, and cutting exclusivity deals with such talent as Flashdance producers Don Simpson and Jerry Bruckheimer and comic-turned-star Eddie Murphy, whose Beverly Hills Cop had just been a summer blockbuster.

The Mancuso regime began bumpily, with an abortive (and costly) 1985 attempt to film The Two Jakes, Robert Towne’s long-nurtured sequel to Chinatown (1974); the studio dipped to fourth in that year’s rankings. Yet it regained the top spot in 1986, Simpson/Bruckheimer’s Top Gun the high-flier on a notably varied slate that also included “Crocodile” Dundee, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and Children of a Lesser God. 

1987 was even better, with Paramount producing three of the year’s top four films: Beverly Hills Cop II heading talking-point thriller Fatal Attraction and Brian De Palma’s stylish throwback The Untouchables. Further hits followed via Murphy (Coming to America, 1988) and Steven Spielberg (Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, 1989). Yet after an exhausted Tanen quit in 1988, the studio found itself newly vulnerable to creative ego and marketplace vagaries.

In 1990, the studio had a huge summer hit with Ghost, but the Tom Cruise vehicle Days of Thunder, Francis Ford Coppola’s The Godfather Part III and the completed The Two Jakes all underperformed. Following squabbles with Paramount’s parent company Gulf + Western, Mancuso walked away, filing a breach-of-contract lawsuit and receiving a $20m settlement. He told reporters: “Most people who know me never mistake my fairness and the calmness in my manner for weakness.”

Frank George Mancuso was born on July 25, 1933 to Buffalo postal worker George Mancuso and his wife Mary (née Scott). He got into film early: at fifteen, he lied about his age to become an usher in his hometown’s Lafayette Theatre. He was promoted to assistant manager while studying optometry at New York State University; after graduating in 1958, he oversaw programming of the same cinema chain’s fifty theatres across New York and Pennsylvania.

In 1993, Mancuso returned to the studio fold, replacing Alan Ladd Jr. as the head of MGM. Once again, he began to work his magic: MGM won awards with Leaving Las Vegas (1995) and had hits with Stargate (1994), Get Shorty (1995) and the revived James Bond series, while a shrewd acquisitions policy swelled MGM’s film library from 1,600 to 3,800 titles. (These were foundational to the $8.5bn deal by which Amazon acquired MGM in 2022.)

He was appointed Governor of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences in 1986; he served as chairman of the Motion Picture and Television fund between 2003 and 2010.

He is survived by Frances “Fay” Mancuso (née Mauro), the childhood sweetheart he married in 1957, and by the couple’s two children, the designer Maria Mancuso Gersh and the producer Frank Mancuso Jr.

Frank Mancuso Sr., born July 25, 1933, died October 1, 2026.

Frantic: "Forgotten Island"


Competition for the latest round of Best Animated Feature gongs is in the process of ratcheting up. Netflix launched its Brad Bird-directed
Ray Gunn at last week's London Film Festival; Laika's stopmotion Wildwood lands in cinemas this Friday. In the meantime, we shall have to make do with Forgotten Island, DreamWorks' zappy effort to split the difference between Disney's Moana, their own Trolls franchise and last year's all-conquering Netflix behemoth K-Pop Demon Hunters. From the former, directors Joel Crawford and Januel P. Mercado take a sherbet colour palette and an honourable yen for greater Pacific island representation: our heroines are schoolgirls in the Philippines of the 1990s - brainiac Raissa (Liza Soberano) and rowdy wildcard (H.E.R.) - whose friendship is founded on a keen sense of adventure. From the latter two, the film takes anime-style cutaways, a hyperonline mode of audience address and a belief in the power of pop music to either change the world or simply capture an emotion - although as the featured songs are Eighties standards by the likes of Journey, Simple Minds and INXS (and as the leads' Ryan Tedder-penned closing-credits duet "BRB" appears to owe some uncredited musical debt to When in Rome's 1987 artefact "The Promise") the primary emotion viewers outside the target demographic will feel being captured is a deep sigh of Christ, I'm old weariness.

Unacknowledged amid the movie's frantic digimated splicing-and-dicing: any real recognition that last year was such an undistinguished year for feature animation that a well-marketed ever-present like Demon Hunters - unavoidable on TV, the radio, the merch shelves or the Internet - was always likely to scoop everything. Forgotten Island, for its part, suggests the limitations of the lol, random storytelling style that has become a feature of so much 21st century family fare. While it's undeniably a progression that the animated feature has moved past Disney's picture-perfect princesses, having a pair of distractible dorks gabble through key scenes of exposition lessens the dramatic stakes and leaves us less than clear as to what's going on. As Jo and Raissa tumble through one such unexplained portal and into the fantasyland of the title - lol, random - the manic gabbiness brings us to some funny lines and cute bits of business: I liked the angry marshmallow warriors, resembling the Terracotta Army as remodelled by Pillsbury. Yet it also seems to speak, at roughly twelve to the dozen, to an underlying creative insecurity: we're being dragged by the seat of our pants through a culture rather than being allowed - as the original Moana allowed us - to sit with and marvel at it. Even as these events unfolded, I would have struggled to tell you the specific cultural significance of the giant parrot, the three-eyed baby, the cat memory demon, the talking dog with the infected chest tattoo or his cerulean gymbuddy with a trident: they're just the colourful filler characters we've all too regularly encountered inside the multiplex. It's a case of mixed blessings, then. Unlike a lot of commercially minded animation, Forgotten Island does have a personality, but it's the overbearing (and extremely loud) kind you tend to back away from at parties; and it does have moments of visual artistry, but - as with the surreal dream house finale - these are freefloating, unmoored from what's around them, and they register for a split-second before Crawford and Mercado scrabble onto the next setpiece. Belatedly, their film arrives at a crystallising image for itself, in the form of a thousand Post-It notes blowing in the wind; it feels like a production that's had to be hastened into cinemas before the animated bar gets decisively raised for another year.

Forgotten Island is now showing in cinemas nationwide.

Sunday, 18 October 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of October 9-11, 2026):

1 (new) Other Mommy (15)
2 (1) Verity (15)
3 (3) Heart of the Beast (12A) ***
4 (2) Resident Evil (15)
5 (new) The Social Reckoning (15) **
6 (5) Sense and Sensibility (U)
7 (new) The Uprising (15) **
9 (4) Digger (15)
10 (12) The Odyssey (15) ***

(source: BFI)

My top five:
1. The Others [above]
3. Dracula/Horror of Dracula


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (new) Spider-Man: Brand New Day (12) ***
2 (re) Toy Story 5 (PG) **
3 (new) Paw Patrol: The Dino Movie (U)
4 (re) Minions & Monsters (U)
5 (new) Insidious: Out of the Further (15)
7 (2) Disclosure Day (12) **
8 (1) The Mandolarian & Grogu (12)
9 (new) Paw Patrol: 3-Movie Collection (U)
10 (13) Michael (12)


My top five: 
1. The Secret Agent


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. North by North-West (Saturday, BBC Two, 2.15pm)
2. Halloween (Friday, BBC Two, 10pm)
3. Selma (Monday, BBC Two, 11.05pm)
4. Children of Men (Sunday, BBC One, 11.40pm)
5. Priscilla (Sunday, BBC Two, 10.45pm)

Saturday, 17 October 2026

Kelp!: "Whalefall"


Brian Duffield's Whalefall has one of the daffier conceits you will see an American studio movie proceed from in 2026: this is, to some degree, Hollywood taking the Book of Jonah at face value. A year after the mysterious suicide of his diver father at sea, grief-stricken college kid Jay (Austin Abrams) returns to the bay where pop took his final plunge and starts scouring the ocean floor in a bid to retrieve his father's remains. The opening stretch of Duffield's film does much to show off the advances made in underwater photography in recent years: we can discern every passing frond and fish Jay encounters beneath the waves, before the film arrives at a pivotal pause on the brink of an ominous abyss, into which our kid will make a fateful descent of his own. He is, we fear, getting rapidly out of his depth, a suspicion only confirmed after Jay gets snarled up in the backwash of a fight between a giant squid and a passing sperm whale, and - worse still - is swallowed up by the latter. Suddenly the screen floods with picture-book images of which Jules Verne himself might have approved. Here's our guy clinging onto the whale's front incisors for dear life; here he is trying to avoid a clubbing from the creature's heavy, lolling tongue; and now here he is in the whale's stomach, having to rely on the phosphorescence of the whale's largely liquid lunch (parbroiled jellyfish with a sprig of plankton) to help light his way. That's right: it's a Hollywood movie where the hero spends almost the entire running time literally in the belly of the beast. Whatever else Visionary Filmmaker Christopher Nolan™ pulled off with this summer's The Odyssey, he never thought to give us that.


Co-written by Duffield with Daniel Kraus (adapting his own fiction bestseller), the film that results is a curious hybrid, splashing around between a number of genres and never quite making dry land. (Hence the critical bafflement.) Some considerable part of Whalefall steers close to boys'-own adventure territory: Jay is trying to prove himself to the memory of an overbearing father (Josh Brolin, in prologue and semi-regular flashbacks) who once accused his boy of having "weak lungs". At times, something more horrific drifts into view, akin to an Alien movie that aligns us with the perspective of John Hurt's chestburster, or a damper, stickier Cube: Jay has to navigate his host's duodenum, the intestines large and small, each cavity and chamber posing its own challenges. There's even something of the generic prison-break movie sloshing around in here: consider it Jacques Cousteau's The Shawshank Redemption. Whalefall gives good production design (by Ramsey Avery), even if it's not always clear where we are and what Abrams, obliged by circumstance to keep the mouthpiece of his breathing apparatus in place, is trying to articulate. (A prevailing limitation: this is, shall we say, not the most relatable crisis into which a movie has pitched its audience.) Those sporadic, Slumdog-like flashbacks - revealing Jay had the solutions to his problems all along - would seem very rote were it not for Brolin, having an absolute ball as a heavily tatted, highly individualistic old salt. (This is recognisably the Brolin of the actor's recent memoir.) By contrast, Elisabeth Shue and Jane Levy are mostly wasted as our guy's mom and sister: it is, in the end, another all-American dads-and-lads tale, one that falls short of the cosmic, circle-of-life scale Duffield and Kraus are aiming for, instead landing closer to Ad Astra on a budget. My suspicion was that Whalefall might have been tossed out like chum in the January dumping grounds had it not been for the success of the recent, Abrams-starring Resident Evil redo, yet it's the kind of semi-diverting goof you watch with a smile on your face and a chuckle never too far from your lips. (How on earth did anyone sign off on this?) It's not good, exactly, but it might slip down well with a big bucket of salted popcorn; the delicate ecosystem of the multiplex will always feel healthier for a studio taking a modest gamble on a spitball like this, rather than betting the house on a film like Digger.

Whalefall is now showing in cinemas nationwide.

Connection lost: "The Social Reckoning"


Hollywood has got its wires crossed again. Aaron Sorkin wanted David Fincher to direct his latest script, it being the sequel to 2010's The Social Network, which Fincher directed. Fincher, however, was busy at Netflix, directing one of Quentin Tarantino's cast-offs, so Sorkin decided to direct The Social Reckoning himself. Such is the dishevelment of the studio system in 2026: everyone has ended up in the wrong place doing the wrong thing. Flash back to 2010, and you'll remember The Social Network was something like Peak Fincher, the work of a former pop promo tyro using his mastery of sound, vision and editing to craft a film as addictive as its social-media subject. (I remember the quiet buzz of a packed public preview the night before the film officially opened: the audience, for once, glued to one big screen, collectively humming like a data centre.) When that much-feted project failed to land Fincher the awards he had so conspicuously been working towards with TSN and its immediate predecessors (2007's Zodiac, 2009's Benjamin Button), that was it: there followed a half-decade of the director giving the public what he felt they wanted (2011's The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, 2014's Gone Girl) before he took the Netflix dime on the grounds it was the path of least resistance. The tardy sequel that follows without him falls instead to a writer still best known for his TV work and a decidedly B-team cast of TV faces (few of whom have been proven to work on the big screen), so it's perhaps little surprise it should seem like a TV movie of sorts, perfunctorily and artlessly recreating the real-world circumstances whereby whistleblower Frances Haugen (played here by Anora's Mikey Madison) and Wall Street Journal reporter Jeff Horwitz (Jeremy Allen White) came to expose the fact Facebook was actively radicalising its users. Not since 2010's Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps has a sequel been more deleteriously overshadowed by what's come before. Where the first film was sharp and snappy, a Facebook movie for the age of Twitter (RIP), this follow-up is creaky and clunky, a Facebook movie modelled after a Western Union telegram.


One issue Sorkin never overcomes is that Reckoning tells an intrinsically less compelling story. The first movie's drama was interpersonal, Fincher working against the televisual neatness of Sorkin's writing by pitting his capable actors against one another in interesting, involving ways. (The Social Network may still be as close as anybody's got to filming Donna Tartt's beloved novel The Secret History.) Reckoning's story is more heavily informational, relying on regular data dumps and exposition, on mouthpiece-characters explaining who they are and what they do for a living. As yet another such figure pops up, you realise one reason the Musks and Zuckerbergs of this world have so far got away with as much as they have is that their excesses and crimes are very hard to describe without putting the layman (and any jurist) to sleep; their brand of sociopathy, switching ones and zeroes on a whim, is banally algorithmic and data-driven. The first movie had characters, personalities who took carefully defined shape before your eyes, every cut serving as a screen refresh: what Sorkin wrote was matched (perhaps even improved upon) by who Fincher cast and what those actors did with their roles. The connections held, and the electricity powering the whole project flowed from film to viewer: we, too, felt plugged in. Here, everything proves far fritzier, starting with Sorkin's casting. Madison obviously represents hot casting in the wake of her Oscar win, but she seems young even for an idealistic Facebook wonk; Sorkin has to resort to putting glasses on her and a stock soaring score under her climactic speech in the hope of lending her words the necessary weight. (The mind inevitably drifts back towards Rooney Mara in the Fincher film, older and wiser than her years.) White stolidly holds down the Sorkin position: his Horwitz is a dyed-in-the-wool nostalgic who prefers paper maps to Waze, knows the words to the songs of Show Boat and is so resolutely offline he has no idea how Protonmail works. Yet he remains an altogether bland hero, where the Andrew Garfield character in TSN had skin in the game, often appearing as disgusted by himself as he was by anything Zuckerberg did.

Jeremy Strong's Zuck, meanwhile, is another of this actor's very sharp yet ever so slightly joyless impersonations. He sure looks the part - like a gym-hardened Roman emperor, both his profile and his bearing crying out to be minted on coins - yet he's been characterised as a villain in the old-school sense: no longer the wayward prodigy Jesse Eisenberg so brilliantly captured, this Zuckerberg is a made man, someone long gone down his chosen path, someone who has himself had all the empathy radicalised out of him. All we can do during his scenes is boo (or hit the thumbs-down emoticon); it doesn't help that the character has been cordoned off in the section of the film that most resembles a Sorkin stageplay, where we find him being briefed by his advisors as to how to respond to the heroes' accusations. Just from a dramatic perspective, it's a letdown that he never comes face-to-face with the outside world represented by Horwitz and Haugen: true to life though this may be, it leaves us feeling some vital connection, some motivating spark, has been lost. In isolation, Sorkin can still write a funny line, a good scene, a neat payoff, but this Sorkin is the Sorkin of The Newsroom, trying to set the world to rights with the tricks and tropes he picked up from the scribes of his youth, oblivious to the fact the world and its algorithms have moved on. Fincher the agitator determined to mess with that syntax and punch up the underlying conflicts, but Sorkin's direction is merely content to underline everything he'd earlier set down at the word processor. (I can't be certain what Fincher would have made of the scene here where Sorkin mansplains mansplaining, but the results would almost certainly have been less self-satisfied.) The Social Network remains significant, because it demonstrated that even as recently as sixteen years ago, with the Marvel corporation gearing up for global hegemony, a major American studio could still rally its creative resources and deliver a state-of-the-art movie that engaged the general public. When I came to see The Social Reckoning on the final day of its opening week, by complete contrast, I was the only person in the cinema. As a literalisation of where social media has left us, that cannot be beaten. But it also suggests Aaron Sorkin could no more recapture the zeitgeist in 2026 than I could be the next James Bond.

The Social Reckoning is now showing in selected cinemas.

Tuesday, 13 October 2026

The good, the bad, the weird: "Hope"


In one go, you can see exactly why Na Hong-jin's
Hope was snapped up by boutique studio Neon at Cannes this year, why it didn't win any prizes there, and why it hasn't exactly set the Western box office alight in recent weeks, as its distributor surely hoped. This is a subtitled Korean action fantasy constructed on modern Hollywood lines, the business of a pulpy B-movie drawn out to a length (160 minutes) more commonly associated with Memories of Murder-like artistic statements, topped with a coda setting up sequels that may or may not now follow. (Everybody wants a money-spinning universe, before they've determined whether there's an audience out there.) Previously a purveyor of much-exported, much-cheered genre items (The Chaser, The Yellow Sea, The Wailing), Na is pushing on into bigger-picture, potential blockbuster territory here: such expansiveness is clear from Hope's prologue, which spends a leisurely ten-to-fifteen minutes determining that we're on the outskirts of a small bordertown, where intemperate police chief Bum-seok (Hwang Jung-min) and a huddle of concerned citizens with hunting rifles have congregated over the carcass of a recently mauled heifer. Dead livestock will prove the least of this group's problems, as the following two hours turn up human limbs hanging limply from trees, holes blown through local real estate, and a pack of feral monsters revealed to be aliens on a tear. (With, it turns out, good reason.) We get the pulp, the blood, the gore, thrills both cheap and nasty, plus bonus flickers of genuine event-movie artistry. But as early as that prologue, we're also getting plenty of bluster, waffle, hot air, wrong turns and dead ends. For better and worse, Na remains one of those incorrigible auteurs who take not the slightest bit of notice of even their most trusted producers' notes; Hope, accordingly, turns out to be something like the Tristram Shandy of monster movies.

Both the maximalism and the waywardness here were built-in. Rather than seek out a choice handful of shooting locations, Na appears to have commandeered an entire town for several weeks, shaken its properties around by the ankles, and emptied their contents out onto the streets before him. The movie is a masterpiece of production and art design, countering the minimalism of a Backrooms with the chaotically dishevelled sightlines of a garage sale: one alternative title would be Front Yards. (Everything must go.) That roominess has encouraged Na to start showboating: he, too, is in salesman mode here. He directs in pauses for audience gasps and laughter; a scene where two characters count to three and still do nothing; a mid-film lunch break; a long postmortem; and an even longer monologue about pooing. Throughout, he keeps bringing on turns who bicker, bumble, fumble, stumble and fall over; it takes these variably dimwitted folks a good ten minutes longer than us to reach the same conclusions, which means we spend much of the running time waiting around for them to catch up. In Memories of Murder, that comprehension lag served a narrative purpose: it told us something about the unreliability of the authorities working the case. Here, however, it just plays as a consequence of a well-placed filmmaker taking an opportunity to goof off. There are certainly reasons for Na to delay showing the film's monsters: when they're finally tracked down, they're revealed as sloppy old things, resembling aggrieved ragdolls or rejected Iron Maiden cover art. These aggressors port across some of the ferocity of Na's earlier work - they're certainly more frenzied than, say, Mark Ruffalo's mo-cap Hulk - but they also pitch us into yet another conflict between humans and visual effects; much of the first hour feels like watching somebody else play a videogame, much of the second is live-action cartoon, with the principals being bounced repeatedly off trees at high velocity without incurring harm, and then it's back to videogames again for the inconclusive wrap-up. Parasite crossed over because it was doing something Hollywood, in its current iteration, couldn't: craft a Marxist parable within a distinctively Korean idiom. (It felt both radical and a discovery, even before we considered the excellence of its storytelling.) Nothing in Hope dispels the notion Na is a capable engineer of baroque shaggy-dog stories, but equally nothing goes too far beyond one of the better made MCU instalments: the movie is, finally, just a bloodier variant of that spectacle Hollywood has been pumping out every three months for the past eighteen years. Rightly or wrongly, in this case, audiences have decided to shop local.

Hope is now showing in selected cinemas.

Sunday, 11 October 2026

The climb: "Tenzing"


Given the film industry's general direction of travel in recent years,
Tenzing might perhaps seem like an inevitability. Here's a lavish, streamer-backed period drama about the 1953 conquest of Everest - or Chomolungma, to give it its local name - as revisited not from the colonialists' POV, but that of Tenzing Norgay, the Nepalese sherpa who made it possible. The director is Jennifer Peedom, who established herself as a big-climb specialist with her 2015 documentary Sherpa and its 2017 follow-up Mountain; together with Lion screenwriter Luke Davies, she's adapted Ed Douglas's 2003 biography Tenzing: Hero of Everest. As played by Genden Phuntsok with a soulful mien and floppy period hair that is eventually revealed to have narrative significance, this Tenzing is seen to have travelled this way before. A prologue dramatises the young Tenzing's encounter with George Mallory (a cameoing Johnny Flynn) on the mountain's lower slopes in 1924; his adult self, we learn, was part of the Swiss expedition who only just failed to reach the summit in 1952. The palefaces here are relegated to the supporting cast, from where they summon varying levels of colonial condescension. Willem Dafoe, with a chewy English accent, is the blustery Colonel John Hunt, insisting his men conquer the mountain for the new Queen before overseeing a vertical talent contest to determine which climbers will make it to the very top; a nicely relaxed Tom Hiddleston is Edmund Hillary, the Kiwi loner who comes to feel he has more in common with his Nepalese guides than with his English masters; and Catriona Balfe, embodying a recognisably mumsy upper-class type, is the Army secretary who packs her boys off on their way. It is, then, a film that has worked out something seasoned climbers will appreciate: a different yet no less rewarding line of approach, offering new sights, sounds and perspectives. Around half of Davies's dialogue is presented as subtitled Sherpa, and Peedom can now cut pointedly to Tenzing's face when the British ambassador declares Everest a British mountain, catching emotions most directors wouldn't have thought to film two decades ago.

What Tenzing can't quite shake, as it proceeds on this climb, is that familiar biopic sense of predestination. Peedom and Davies are simply updating an old adventure-movie template, after all, cross-fading between spectacular vistas, mocked-up cine-camera footage and dotted lines on interstitial maps. Partly, this is a structural issue: the ascent is interrupted by clockwork-regular flashbacks, filling us in on how the protagonist got this far. These sequences at least reveal how Tenzing was having to navigate not just the Brits' prejudices, but those of his own people: accusations he was a mere servant boy (and from a lower caste than sherpas were typically drawn), fears that a successful ascent would put paid to any future sherpa-ing work. (History and the mountains of litter now threatening to obscure Everest would seem to have proven those fears ill-founded.) The writing gets more haphazard the closer we get to the top: there are one or two false trails, while a late veer into pop psychology feels notably more "rousing Hollywood movie" than "lived Sherpa experience". Yet Peedom really does know how to shoot mountains: working with the Aussie cinematographer Stefan Duscio, she lights these rock formations as Josef von Sternberg once did Dietrich, and shows Everest looming over her players and stunt climbers as at once a source of fascination, a place of surreal, forbidding beauty and a challenge to which the smitten must rise. She locks down the physical aspects of mountaineering: the crampons and carabiners, the draining hard work of lugging equipment from one camp to the next in subzero conditions. But she also understands the spiritual implications: she's realised this ascent was a far bigger deal for someone who was tilling fields a few years before this expedition than it would have been for rich foreigners trailing all the equipment, training and resources in the world. Speaking of whom: it's a pity Apple aren't deigning to give Tenzing anything more than the most cursory theatrical push, for this is, in the end, a handsome, foursquare, finally stirring big-screen entertainment, not to mention an early frontrunner in the category of the year's Best Dad Film. There will surely be shakier and less satisfying ventures as we hike on deeper into awards season: you may want to stock up on Kendal Mint Cake while you have the chance.

Tenzing is now showing in selected cinemas, and will be available to stream on Apple TV from Friday 16.

Saturday, 10 October 2026

Anger management: "The Uprising"


This has been the most muted reception afforded a Paul Greengrass film since 2020's
News of the World, and that emerged during lockdown as one of those occasional for-streaming projects directors now have to undertake for creative collateral. Part of that response is likely the muddiness - and, as many critical first responders have noted, the sheer muddledness - of The Uprising itself, Greengrass's self-penned account of the 14th century Peasants' Revolt. Part of it may be a residual metropolitan unease around the idea of Englishness being evoked here. We rejoin this filmmaker in social historian mode: it's Greengrass the World in Action graduate trying to tap into that pulsing vein of popular discontent that has bulged out of the world's forehead in recent times. (In interviews, the director has pointed out that the epicentres of this Revolt - notably Kent and Essex - were also the epicentres of Brexit.) This script doesn't have to look far to spot parallels between then and now: the widely perceived shredding of a social contract (here overseen by a child king, as bratty and guileless as many recent British PMs), a restless populace emerging from years of plague with a desire for a world that aligns more closely with their beliefs and ideals, politicos choosing to spare the rich and tax the poor instead, a festering resentment that suddenly gathers momentum and erupts overground with unanticipated consequences. The film's notional subject, then, is rage: that urge we sometimes get, individually and collectively, to rise up, smash things up and - if necessary - string people up. It's Brexit, it's January 6th, it's whatever the fuck is currently going on down on the South Coast. But at a crucial juncture, The Uprising turns against itself; someone other than Greengrass appears to take back control, and the drama is seen to shoot itself in the foot. In the end, it's a film that doesn't so much explain Brexit as exemplify it.

The opening two thirds, guided by a sometime documentarist's eye, aren't bad: this is almost certainly the first multiplex film of this type to have been made by someone who's seen and internalised the work of Peter Watkins and the Brownlow/Mollo Winstanley. (Not unrelated: Greengrass appears to be working on a smaller budget than usual.) We spy traces of Greengrass the skilled tactician at work in the depiction of how networks of resistance are built, a process that in the 14th century was far more haphazard - and far more complicated - than simply clicking on a Facebook group. And familiar faces and names begin to emerge from the prevailing autumnal gloom: Cosmo Jarvis as the farmer-turned-figurehead Wat Tyler, Jamie Bell as the so-called heretic preacher John Ball. Our primary focal point, however, is a young man referred to only as Ploughman. Played by Andrew Garfield, with his soulful, searching gaze and boyband hair, Ploughman enters the gathering throng with the best of intentions and the dictionary definition of legitimate concerns: as we find him, he's just being radicalised by the imposition of the so-called death tax, which obliged family members to pay for the passing of their loved ones, and by the roughing-up of a defenceless woman by the King's goons. Set against the radical Ball and the insurrectionist Tyler, Ploughman can seem a bit Lib Dem, imploring his fellow citizens to send captured noblemen back to their castles and palaces with warning messages, rather than taking an axe to any heads. Yet as the crowd marches on London, Ploughman's function here is mostly that of an observer, spotting the notes of solidarity and fellow-feeling, hearing out shared grievances, registering what happens when the delicate process of dialogue breaks down, bearing witness to the subsequent spiralling of rage, acts of treachery and finally bloodshed. For the most part, The Uprising is the same cautionary tale you were told in secondary school - by teachers themselves trying to ward off potential insurrections - only written slightly larger for the big screen.

As filmed history, it's small-c conservative rather than joltingly radical, but governed by a steadying sobriety and seriousness that steers it some of the way: I wasn't reminded of Python, as some colleagues have been. Cinematographer Pål Ulvik Rokseth shoots in sombre earth tones, capturing individuals getting swallowed up by and lost in frenzied, hollering, pitchfork-wielding mobs, rebels on one side, courtiers (an illustrious cabal: Tom Hollander, Stephen Dillane, Stanley Townsend, Jonny Lee Miller) on the other, a woman and a child (in the form of Woody Norman's Richard II and his etiolated mother Katherine Waterston) somewhere in the middle. Greengrass the reporter beds in among them, keeping an eye out for both the root causes and the murderously illegitimate effects of this revolt. Sure, tear it down, burn it up, leave the EU, if you must; toss your leaders and figureheads out of windows and under a bus. But what are you going to replace those things with? What's your long-term strategy here? Those aren't bad questions for a mass entertainment to be asking in 2026, and they inform the supporting performances to some degree. Jarvis's Tyler is a simple man elevated to prominence after landing a few well-aimed punches; strategically, though, he's soon out of his depth, spending almost the entire second half looking woozy, punch-drunk, historically concussed. (Bell's Ball, meanwhile, resembles Nosferatu in his shaven head and robes.) The Kiwi Thomasin McKenzie, however, feels miscast as a close-cropped Home Counties urchin, seemingly drafted in to make a rugged film less blokey, and this Uprising does finally appear to have been quelled by a slow drip of producers' notes. (Among the less expected names on these credits: Jason Blum, founder of Blumhouse.) For ninety minutes, The Uprising is - contra its title - a mournful, circumspect, quietly admirable pageant, striving to calm us down rather than agitate. Yet towards the end, the tone shifts and the film charges away from its director. Altogether more bullish in its action, the battlefield conclusion is Sealed Knot Ridley Scott, while a frankly silly coda, reframing the Ploughman as a proto-Robin Hood putting the fear of God into the ruling classes, leaves us in the sunlit uplands of historical wish-fulfilment. Greengrass, too, seems to have been worn down into giving the people what they want. It's a pity, but The Uprising has the distinct look of a film on the roots of English resistance cut off at the knees by foreign agitators: in this case, restless test audiences in suburban Californian multiplexes.

The Uprising is now playing in cinemas nationwide.

Friday, 9 October 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of October 2-4, 2026):

1 (new) Verity (15)
2 (2) Resident Evil (15)
3 (3) Heart of the Beast (12A) ***
4 (new) Digger (15)
5 (4) Sense and Sensibility (U)
6 (1) Avengers: Endgame Encore (12A)
8 (new) Drishyam: The Conclusion (12A)
9 (6) Practical Magic 2 (12A)
10 (7) Pressure (15) ***

(source: BFI)

My top five:


DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (re) The Mandolarian & Grogu (12)
2 (1) Disclosure Day (12) **
3 (new) A Better Tomorrow Trilogy (15)
4 (re) Amélie (15) ***
5 (9) Supergirl (12)
6 (new) Forbidden Planet (U) ****
7 (new) Colony (15)
8 (7) Obsession (18) *
9 (5) Scary Movie [2026] (15)
10 (new) The Abominable Snowman (PG)


My top five: 
1. The Secret Agent


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. A Matter of Life and Death (Saturday, BBC Two, 10.15am)
2. A Few Good Men [above] (Sunday, Channel 4, 7.30pm)
3. Don't Look Now (Sunday, BBC Two, 10.45pm)
4. The Silence of the Lambs (Friday, BBC Two, 10pm)
5. The Great Escape (Saturday, BBC Two, 5.55pm)

Thursday, 8 October 2026

On demand: "Drishyam 2"


The
Drishyam series represents one of the Indian cinema's most organic successes over the past decade or so, although it is, all told, a rather complicated success to have to try and explain. The films, for one, are self-reflexive puzzle boxes: tricksy, rug-pulling thrillers centred on a lowly cable-TV repairman who uses his knowledge of procedural dramas to get his family - and himself - out of legal tight spots. And every industry has had its own iteration of the series, with local stars cast as the over-protective paterfamilias: mighty Mohanlal in the Malayalam originals, written and directed by Jeethu Joseph; cuddly Kamal Haasan in the Tamil remake Papanasam, again overseen by Joseph; and - in the most-viewed Hindi variant - sleepy-eyed Ajay Devgn, lending the same protagonist a noticeably harder edge. (There was even a Chinese remake, Sheep Without a Shepherd, which played here in late 2019.) The Hindi variant's progress has proven more tangled than its own plotting: the director of 2015's Drishyam, Nishikant Kamat, died from Covid complications in August 2020, delaying production on 2022's Drishyam 2, which eventually went ahead with Abhishek Pathak at the helm. Since we last met him, Devgn's Vijay Salgaonkar has expanded his portfolio to include a multiplex cinema of the kind Drishyam 2 would have been showing in; his reintroduction scene positions him as an affectless Max Cady, guzzling popcorn in the dark and getting ideas from the films he sees. He has a fair bit on his plate as it is: the ongoing perpetuation of the cover-up from film one; ambitious moves into film production and book publishing, which have entailed his draining the marital joint account; a daughter whose trauma is so internalised she's started succumbing to near-fatal panic attacks; an abusive neighbour threatening to blow the whistle on him; and not one but two uniformed pursuers on his tail, the mournful Tabu having now been joined by chess master Akshaye Khanna. Vijay Salgaonkar spent much of the first movie digging; that hole gets only deeper here.

It is, then, one of those sequels that spends three-quarters of its running time piling it on: more characters, more stress, even heavier weather. You can instantly see why this material has compelled battle-hardened producers so - somewhere in here is another of the recent cinema's parables of crisis management, not to mention some self-justification for any creatives taking extreme measures to get a project across the line - but it rapidly approaches a point where we might wonder whether this franchise is ever going to be enjoyable again. The approach would be fine if the underlying plot mechanics held up: the hope is everything has been set in place so this altogether knotty business can be untied with an impressive final flourish. (And maybe a ta-dah!: at their best, these films operate in much the same territory as a magic trick.) Through its middle stretch, however, Drishyam 2's mechanics feel a bit clunky: certain revelations depend on a) someone being awoken at 4.30am by a wife having an asthma attack, b) an unrelated character happening to be in the exact right place at the exact right time, and c) Vijay having an all-seeing CCTV system installed. Sure, all these things could happen in reality, but the writing feels sloppier than it has been elsewhere in this series; you sense Pathak, too, is having to drag himself out of holes. 

Thankfully, the actors steady it. The no-nonsense Khanna, whose stillness and precision of word and gesture really are virtues in this context, suggests what might have happened had the antagonist in Terminator 2 been played by Robert Duvall rather than Robert Patrick; the hairline, for one, is a definite match. (After a forceful reintroduction, Tabu is all but stood down this time: you begin to wonder if she had other commitments.) And while this isn't, on the surface, Devgn's most interesting performance - the extra chicanery means there's little time for him to suggest a personality beyond "man trying to maintain the status quo" - he does seem to have arrived at a very different read on this character: his is the only Drishyam hero you don't want to see get away scot-free. Yes, Vijay's clearly been left tired and snippy by events, but he's also a dick to his wife and a father whose absence is explained - but not, really, excused - by a final wrap-up. (Where Mohanlal and Haasan's performances sat on the fringes of Liam Neeson dadsploitation, Devgn looks to have taken his cues from Dexter and maybe even The Cable Guy, reframing the character as a latent sociopath rather than some charming Everyman.) Two films into this series, and I still can't be certain whether this is decisive creative heresy - a consciously unflattering portrait of Indian husbandry - or just a slightly off lead performance, but it sure injects a note or two of ambiguity into a sequel that otherwise proceeds by the book.

Drishyam 2 is now streaming via Prime Video; a third film, Drishyam: The Conclusion, is now showing in cinemas nationwide.

Tuesday, 6 October 2026

Subcultures: "24 Hour Party People" at 24


As if to further show up this year's generally dreary roster of pop-culture biopics, 2002's 
24 Hour Party People returns to cinemas this weekend on the occasion of (yes) its 24th anniversary. On first release, Michael Winterbottom's film felt like the culmination of a larky, postmodern strain of cinema that had been gathering momentum over the course of the previous decade; it also struck the eye as a beneficiary of two simultaneous developments. This was post-Britpop Britain - in the form of this director and screenwriter Frank Cottrell Boyce - learning to talk about earlier cultural achievements with a renewed confidence (Cottrell Boyce, of course, was headed towards collaboration with Danny Boyle on the London 2012 opening ceremony); it was also the British cinema reaping the benefits of the post-Partridge comedy scene. The film was at once tribute to and cautionary tale about a subject who was both pathfinder and prat, and whose prattishness - his fumbling and bumbling, his bescarfed pretensions, his many failures - somehow didn't obscure the fact he became a significant figure in British popular culture. Something about that subject - Anthony H. Wilson, gadabout local news reporter turned head honcho of Factory Records and founding father of Andy Burnham's New Manchester, overseeing that storied city's transition from hard industry to a leisure economy - seemed to invite experimentation: Cottrell Boyce and Winterbottom got their Wilson (Steve Coogan) not just to narrate but host the film about his life and work, as in reality linking between different sounds and scenes, redirecting our attention. The film thereby served as an extension of what Wilson had been trying to do all along. Winterbottom, too, was building a scene, and attempting to subvert anything conventional by allowing his featured artists (serious actors Paddy Considine, Sean Harris, Shirley Henderson, John Simm, Andy Serkis and Christopher Eccleston; comedy faces Peter Kay, Simon Pegg, Ralf Little, John Thomson and Rob Brydon; cameoing musicians Mark E. Smith, Howard Devoto and Mani) the freedom to try something new. Where necessary, both film and subject choose to print the entertaining legend rather than cleaving to the dull, well-rehearsed truth; and when all else fails, 24 Hour Party People lets some excellent, evocative, era-defining music play in Dolby Surround.

It remains self-aware in a way Wilson - who was still among us at the time of filming, called upon both to cameo and to serve as what the end credits euphemistically bill as "special consultant" - must have appreciated. Coogan's Wilson is all about image and legacy, ensuring the TV camera catches his flashy new boots, making sure the kids of Manchester saw the Sex Pistols, Joy Division and the Happy Mondays, enlisting Pegg's surrogate Paul Morley to write the book on this scene, scattering his speech with references so as to better articulate just what he was playing at, and finally landing upon an epitaph that suggests he was always working towards some masterplan. (Not Oasis, as it happened, although Wilson's overhaul of the Manchester music scene may well have had something to do with that group's success.) Winterbottom keeps it loose and lively rather than drably preordained, getting Robby Müller to shoot handheld digital that presumably needed some touching-up ahead of this reissue and asking his witty performers to improvise their way towards the crux of a scene or moment. Throughout, the direction holds to the idea that a brisk and vivid sketch is often more memorable than a comprehensive portrait, which is why the eerie four-minute evocation of Ian Curtis's final hours here has almost certainly been rewatched more times over the years than Anton Corbijn's worthy yet strenuous Curtis biopic Control. (The approach also yields a scene where Paddy Considine - as bristling Factory associate Rob Gretton - threatens to lamp Coogan for spending "thirty grand on a fucking table".) Yet between them, Winterbottom, Müller and Cottrell Boyce catch a lot in passing: Wilson's inability to sustain relationships, let alone a business (sorry, "experiment in human nature"); the baseline drabness of Britain from the late 1970s to the early 1990s; how lasting pop culture in this country has always tended to depend on committed individuals going the extra mile and dragging a ragbag crowd along in their wake. And so Wilson lives on: in the years since his death in 2007, he's given his name to Manchester's cultural sector and inspired both an especially discursive Morley biography and - hurrah - a new Cuban Boys single. Winterbottom, then at the start of his adventurous yet erratic film career, has yet to top 24 Hour Party People, and it seems a precipitous drop-off from this to Bohemian Rhapsody. But then - as Wilson himself would doubtless have noted - you can't really do much with Queen, can you?

24 Hour Party People returns to selected cinemas from Friday.

Monday, 5 October 2026

For the birds: "The Paradise"


As the world descends into bloody tribalism, so too do the movies. The title of Srikanth Odela's wackadoodle Telugu hit
The Paradise is presumably ironic: much of its action takes place in a muddy, storm-lashed 1980s migrant camp populated by a tribe yet to be officially recognised by local and state government. Barefooted, starving, increasingly desperate, often seen cradling the bodies of their slain and fallen comrades, the Savari people are easy prey for local gangsters, who've seized upon these wanderers as a source of cheap, disposable labour, and used their women for sexual kicks. They are a people calling out for a hero, above all else, and he eventually arrives in an unlikely, feminised form. His name is Jadal, and he's first brought into this world after those same heavies attach a jeep's jumpleads to the belly of his pregnant mother in a bid to abort her lovechild. (Don't worry: we'll be circling back to this.) Jadal is one of two, actually: his twin sister doesn't survive this callousness, a loss Jadal's mother commemorates by routinely braiding the lad's flowing locks into twin, schoolgirly ponytails. He grows up to be local megastar Nani - whose name, certainly, has an apt ring - and an uncommonly huffy freedom fighter closely associated with the crows who persist in this area, largely by finding sustenance at a nearby rubbish dump. He's like a bird, see! He'll peck your eyes out as soon as look at you! His unlimited supply of childhood trauma - beloved dog tossed into a well! Relentless, savage beatings! Learning his mother sold her body, and running his own flesh across the camp's barbed wire in solidarity! - only fuels his push for recognition and restitution! He's doing it for his people! For the girls! For his own, dear mamma! Given the frenzied limb-lopping and hand-hammering that follows, however, we might usefully wonder how many mothers and daughters will still be left watching The Paradise by the time a second pregnant belly is offered up before us as a potential site of violence.

On one level, Odela's film is what has become profitable business as usual for the Telugu cinema: beardy men punching one another to a variably bloody pulp. It's 40% outlandish inspiration, 60% Monster energy drink, which has apparently become to this industry what cocaine was to 1970s Hollywood: the fuel that first allows directors to stay up all night thinking up new and extreme things to do with their region's superstars, and later endows them - on set and in post-production - with the blokey confidence to crank everything we see up by a factor of eleventy thousand. Certainly, this will be the loudest film your eardrums will have to endure in 2026: it is, at base, one long, giant roar of boysiness, testosterone to the max. (Anirudh Ravichander's score combines pummelling drums with endless hollers and insistent nu-metal guitar.) Some of this is pure front: a thick toplayer of baroque style, intending to conceal the fact the film's narrative basics are those of a mid-Nineties Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude van Damme vehicle. But its stronger sequences do have style and verve, and I suspect one reason for The Paradise's success is that some filmbros feel they're watching an emergent director attempting intriguing things within the limitations of the generic hero movie. If the hero is styled like a girl - as if to suggest he absorbed his late sister's spirit (?) - then our heroine (Kayadu Lohar) is explicitly characterised as "like a son", pragmatically turning out softcore so as to pay off her late father's debts. Amid the tumult, Odela lands on some great, striking images: a room crammed full of lawyers, pressganged into finding reasons to throw the book at our heroes; migrants ganging up in crow formation against the cops sent in to break up their camp. In 2026, there's also something pointed about a Telugu film centred on oppressed minorities where the villains (to a man) speak Hindi, identified here as the voice of the oppressor. Some folks, we gather, have to shout louder just to be heard. Still, it's a fine line between making an impressive noise - announcing yourself, as Odela has with his first two features - and going completely and irreversibly over the top. The most scathing review of The Paradise may be the one offered by the young woman who walked out of my matinee screening the minute those jump leads were attached to that belly, trailing an identifiable air of "oh, so this is one of those movies"; it may also be the ultimate judgement on the feminist credentials this plot strains so hard to wave in our faces.

There were, I must confess, places where I felt tempted to walk away myself, where the element of Monster in this film spills over and into your eyes, nose and throat. (C'mon fella, Odela seems to say: lap it up.) An early fight scene in a refectory sees Jadal eviscerate one taunting foe's face with an assist from a wall-mounted fan; he punches another so forcefully in the throat that the impact looses a CG molar. (Odela likes this effect so much he repeats it a few moments later.) The scene has one good visual idea: setting the camera to sway for a few beats with a concussed ne'er-do-well while the carnage unfolds either side of him. Yet the reason this sequence grabs us so is that, for much of The Paradise, we're in the exact same position as Mr. Wobbly: being boxed around the ears by a show-off filmmaker who's weaponising his ingenuity. (There's an echo of it in a later scene which finds Jadal sawing some unfortunate's head off and kicking the resultant barrel of blood into a baying crowd: this time, we're the crowd.) However much this script gestures towards saying something interesting about lineage and masculinity, the filmmaking is trapped in much the same vicious cycles as we've seen elsewhere in India's current sociopathic new wave. Just as Dhurandhar was gnarlier and snarlier than 2023's Animal, and Dhurandhar 2 was gnarlier and snarlier than that, The Paradise is trying - comically so, in places - to top all previous headsmashers; these filmmakers aren't really talking to us or to wider society, they're egging one another on to come up with ever more lurid and leering fantasies. The exploitation described within this narrative is as nothing compared to the exploitative film itself: Odela has an eye and clear talent, but his judgement isn't fully formed, and isn't always what it should be. After dodging one last thrust in our direction - a closing credit that insists what we've just been watching was "A Srikanth Odela Cinema" (no, Srikanth! That's not how words work!) - we leave The Paradise with a sense of having seen a movie movie, yes, but also the pounding headache, ringing ears and long list of regrets and reservations that typically accompany the experience of being subjected to something suboptimal. It really is too much: I do think Indian cinema would be in a far healthier place right now if its young male directors could step away from the Internet and their Game of Thrones boxsets and put the Monster back in the closet.

The Paradise is now showing in selected cinemas.

Saturday, 3 October 2026

From the archive: "The Man Who Would Be King"


One of the key English-language movies on colonial misadventure, 1975's
The Man Who Would Be King pointedly opens with several unhurried, uninterrupted minutes of quasi-documentary marketplace footage that describes the everyday chaos (some would just say life) which our colonists have, for centuries, been trying in vain to control and/or purge. For a while, director John Huston treats the attempts of two unfailingly crass ex-Army opportunists (Sean Connery and Michael Caine) to lord it over the republic of Kafiristan as the pure sport the characters themselves take it to be: we watch fighting, swimming, mountaineering, the burning of gods and bridges alike, and Huston even goes so far as to recruit Kipling himself (as played by Christopher Plummer) to serve as a commentator-slash-analyst. There's some attempt to fashion an ironic comedy out of what history has forced more recent American filmmakers to look upon as outright tragedy. Yet once our heroes start to get bogged down in their pursuit of glory - with the Connery character appointing himself as divine ruler - we could really be watching some prelude to Apocalypse Now, dotted with traces of Huston's own, hubris-skewering The Treasure of the Sierra Madre; the crucial lines of dialogue here, as they would be in any military strategy meeting, are "You got us here. Now what?" It's one of those late studio-era enterprises where nearly every credit could be filled by an industry legend (costumes: Edith Head, production design: Alexandre Trauner, score: Maurice Jarre); Huston, for his part, fills every frame with a thousand and one extras and a salty good humour, and the stars prove very good company playing the kind of individuals guaranteed to bugger up your mission.

(October 2015)

The Man Who Would Be King screens on BBC Two tomorrow at 2.45pm and will be available on iPlayer thereafter.