Friday, 23 January 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of January 16-18, 2025):

2 (1) The Housemaid (15)
3 (2) Hamnet (12A) **
4 (3Avatar: Fire and Ash (12A) ***
5 (4Marty Supreme (15) ***
6 (5Zootropolis 2 (PG)
7 (new) Rental Family (12A)
8 (new) The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (12A)
10 (7) Anaconda (12A)

(source: BFI)

My top five:
2. Labyrinth
3. Happy Feet
  

DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Wicked: For Good (PG)
2 (new) The Running Man (15) **
3 (2) Predator: Badlands (12) **
4 (5) 28 Years Later (15) ****
5 (40) Tron: Ares (12)
6 (4) Dracula (15)
7 (9) Jurassic World: Rebirth (12) **
8 (3) Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (15)
9 (16) One Battle After Another (15) ****
10 (10) Sinners (15) ****


My top five: 
1. One Battle After Another
3. Sketch


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Carlito's Way [above] (Sunday, Channel 4, 11.55pm)
2. The Magnificent Seven (Saturday, BBC Two, 6.30pm)
3. The Zone of Interest (Saturday, Channel 4, 9.45pm)
4. Get Out (Friday, BBC One, 12.50am)
5. Defiance (Tuesday, BBC Two, 11pm)

Thursday, 22 January 2026

On DVD: "Sketch"


Sketch
 is a cheering rarity: an original family film with real comic smarts, recalling the sundappled subversion of early Tim Burton and Joe Dante. (A more contemporary way of positioning it: as A Minecraft Movie with less money and more attitude.) Curiously, it's brought to us by Angel Studios, the evangelical Christian-aligned institution that previously gave the world the MAGA-targeting Sound of Freedom. Square that circle, if you can. (Does anything make sense on this planet any more?) Granted, the film centres on a Caucasian family unit, but it's a rather sorry, lopsided one, with sadsack single dad Tony Hale presiding over two maladjusted children: a daughter (Bianca Belle) whose quiet rage and self-reproach after the loss of her mother manifests in her incessant drawing, and a smart-ass son (Kue Lawrence) who's discovered an apparently magic lake and hit upon a crackpot plan to revive mom by dumping her ashes in it. Clearly, there are some issues here, and they redouble after the daughter's notebook - and not the urn with the ashes - gets tossed in the water, bringing a clutch of crudely drawn monsters and demons, manifestations of a troubled psyche, to towering and terrifying life. Parents and guardians note: it's a 12A.

It's also an example of a writer-director (Seth Worley, taking a giant leap forwards and a bow after a decade's worth of shorts) doing more with less: his modest resources have been well-channelled and maximised, and he arrives at a genuinely happy and fruitful marriage between the analogue and the digital. Sketch once more illustrates it's better to have a small number of VFX shots done well than a screenfilling splurge that clutters the eyeline and saps the technicians' time, resources and spirits. These monsters - being kids' drawings - aren't meant to look like much; what's most pleasing about them are the waxy smears and chalk dust they leave behind, the handiwork of a visually-minded director doodling over his own live-action footage (and perhaps of a parent who's had to clear up after especially prolific scribblers). Some penhand or human touch, in other words, persists. The casting, for one, is fab: from the off, the juvenile leads have an air of brattishness that persuades you they might well get up to no good (and makes you wonder anew how this project found favour with its Sunday-schooling studio). The grown-ups are no less memorable: Hale lands easily his most substantial role this side of Buster Bluth, legitimately weary as someone who finds this parenting lark hard, doubly so now that he's lost a life partner who had a far easier connection to their offspring, and the ever-welcome D'Arcy Carden is fun as his realtor sister, trying to smarten up and sell the family home while the plot grows ever more chaotic and unruly. Worley's own editing assists in that sense of a world veering out of control, while also keeping the film 92 minutes tight and redirecting our eyes towards some nice, Spielbergian detail. When the monsters crash the children's schoolbus in a cornfield, Worley inserts a shot of the guilty pencils, loosed from a dropped backpack; the finale hinges on our heroine having to find a felt-tip pen that actually works. Sketch has come out of nowhere and from an unlikely source - not least because the narrative resolutions it proposes are finally more psychoanalytical than pious - but if this doesn't land Worley a major studio gig in the next few years, I'll eat my Crayola. Just don't make him remake Disney cartoons with real people, that's all one asks.

Sketch is available on DVD through Spirit Entertainment, and to rent via Prime Video and YouTube.

On demand: "Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa"


1993's
Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa was Shah Rukh Khan - poised on the brink of superstardom, two years before Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge - in one of his favourite roles. His boyish dreamer Sunil doesn't know much about biology, geology or algebra - to all outward appearances, indeed, he's a scholastic failure - largely because he prefers to spend his days and nights as the trumpeter in a band, bringing to the rehearsal room more enthusiasm than experience or expertise. What he does know is that he's crazy about local sweetheart Anna (Suchitra Krishnamoorthi), the band's singer. Anna, alas, only has eyes for Sunil's close friend, uptown boy Chris (Deepak Tijori), leaving Sunil to blow his own trumpet. (It's never easy being a young man with a horn.) So our boy takes it upon himself to sabotage his bandmates' romance, a state of affairs that results in him a) breaking his beloved's heart and b) being kicked out of said band. (Deservedly, you might conclude.) Khan was soon to become one of the all-time great heroes of the Indian cinema - action, comedy, romance, countering the country's sporadic lapses into Islamophobia: truly, he could do it all - but he began his acting career playing villains of various stripes; Sunil, in this context, really does seem like a pivotal or transitional role, flushing out the last few drops of the rogue and bastard in this performer so that he could get on with charming everybody's pants off.

Co-writer/director Kundan Shah wisely treats this cartoonish tale of puppy love as something that shouldn't be approached too seriously: the early rehearsal scenes - terrorising the eye with wall-to-wall neon leisurewear - emit a strong Saved by the Bell energy. The film has comic smarts, though; weeks on from seeing it, its ideas are still making me laugh. A paying nightclub crowd found in a constant state of outrage at the terrible bands set before them; the diabetic dad going to absurd lengths to get his hands on a slice of cake; the world's most empathetic gangboss and his enforcer, for some reason modelled on Stevie Wonder circa 1982. There is in here a vivid flashback to those American teen movies that had preceded it, and - more specifically yet - something approaching the borderline unhinged vision "Savage" Steve Holland arrived at in doodling all over 1985's Better Off Dead.... (As in many of those US teenpics, you'll need to look past these kids' ages, and the fact one of them actually looks older than their own onscreen father.) Mostly, there is SRK as the image of restless youth: sometimes wrongheaded, always goodhearted, he runs, jumps and clambers all over these Goa locations, performs his own stunts, and does his very best to conquer some small corner of a world that would soon be his entirely. The direction of career travel becomes most obvious during a finale that gathers the cast, representing the village it's taken to raise the often wayward child Sunil, to pay fulsome tribute to the dude we've just spent two-and-a-half hours watching ("He is unique, one in a thousand"). If ever you wanted to know why India is so fond of this star - and so forgiving of its eldest sons' character flaws - this would be a most enjoyable place to start.

Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa is now streaming on Netflix.

Wednesday, 21 January 2026

On demand: "Hedda Gabler"


Compared to Nia DaCosta's recent, ultra-modern rethink 
Hedda, Hedda Gabler - a live television filming of 1962, revived on BBC Four last weekend as part of the broadcaster's winter Ibsen season - is likely to strike contemporary viewers as very much of the old school. It benefits from several masterstrokes at the casting stage, revealed once we set foot inside the palatial marital home newly occupied by mollified historian Michael Redgrave (cosy, beardy, almost fatally English) and Ingrid Bergman (worldly, knowing, icy-to-severe). This union is plainly doomed from the off, even before ghosts of Hedda's past - notably her former (and apparently unforgettable) lover Ejlert Løvborg (Trevor Howard) - drift into shot. Bergman and Howard, the disillusioned gal from Casablanca and a rougher-edged variant of the doctor from Brief Encounter: this, surely, is a more plausible match. There follows just over an hour of social calls - first a flirty Ralph Richardson as the Judge, then Howard, then the undertakers and the man with the broom - in which the usual niceties and rules of decorum are scrubbed away. The staff we see in the opening scene knock off early, leaving these posh nobs to thrash and shoot it out between them. In a way Ibsen would surely have approved, soon it's every man and woman for themselves. 

The production, by contrast, is more harmonious, uniting those mid-century telly principles of good writing, good playing and good direction. Phil Reisman's abridged text gets in the guts of this play and slowly winds its intestines around the characters' necks, while Alex Segal's direction is notable for its skilful darkening of tone: this is cosy Sunday night viewing, up until the point it very definitely isn't. Redgrave and Howard, by this moment reliable old hands, etch contrasting ideas of masculinity, one weak and dithering, the other brutally cruel, although both finally come to bow before their female co-star. Though she can't entirely sell us on the madness typically drawn out over a long night in the theatre (all the business about "vine leaves in his hair" sounds like either an especially weird fetish or mere mistranslation), a flighty and restless Bergman appears to foresee a world where Hedda might be reclaimed and redeemed as the stage's first polysexual, penned in at every turn by dullards and tchotchkes. The judge's description of this affair as "a triangular friendship" now seems a winking sign of how the television of the early 1960s was just beginning to loosen up, but everything else here is recognisably - and positively - Reithian: a relic of the days when broadcast TV still seemed to set some stock in culture, and determined to make even those plays with forbidding reputations accessible to all.

Hedda Gabler is now streaming via the BBC iPlayer.

Tuesday, 20 January 2026

On demand: "The Adversary/Pratidwandi"


1970's
The Adversary is Satyajit Ray, post-1968, pulling his cinema into a new decade and a new shape, with the help of a Sunil Ganguly novel. Gone, for the most part, are the mythopoetic images of rural life, replaced by something harder and more direct: handheld dispatches from the sprawling, crowded, neon-lit city that suggest this filmmaker had been spending his time at international festivals checking out the latest Godard or New Hollywood offerings. Narratively, it chimes with the same year's Five Easy Pieces, centring as it does on an educated but unemployed and thereby ever more frustrated drifter looking askance at polite society, this time from the margins of Calcutta. Dhritiman Chatterjee's Siddhartha Chaudhary is a med-school dropout introduced blowing his latest job interview by bringing up his support for Vietnamese resistance fighters. He tries to take refuge from this unsparing world in a cinema, only for an unexplained explosion nearby to send him stumbling back out onto the streets; a brief spell in the shade is interrupted by the pie-eyed pieties of passing Western hippies; and when he ventures in the direction of a pal's film club to catch the latest Swedish import ("no cuts", the pal somewhat lasciviously promises), he's dismayed to have to sit through a dreary drama offering no nudity whatsoever. At which point, the overall picture becomes clear: this is Ray, then pushing fifty, making his own show of sympathy for a younger generation who - for one reason or another, and occasionally through their own making - can't get any satisfaction whatsoever.

The impoverished Apu, so attentively studied and nimbly described in the course of this director's earlier, breakthrough trilogy, had been scrabbling to get anywhere in this India; here, even the scions of the country's middle-classes are shown to be disenfranchised, leaving Siddhartha (whose princely name sounds more than vaguely ironic) with too much time on his hands and not nearly enough money in his pocket. So he flounders and fantasises in the established Billy Liar! style, and talks nonsense with his mates, as twentysomething men everywhere are prone to do; he hatches a crackpot (and ultimately doomed) plan to resolve an awkward situation involving his sister and her employer; and, upon being reminded of a Che Guevara biography in his possession, he himself makes timid efforts to bring about a revolution that - albeit in a roundabout and not entirely effective fashion - comes to pass before the closing freeze-frame. By this point, Ray had the confidence to allow a film to flow from one telling anecdote to the next, and if there's an obvious limitation here (Siddhartha isn't the kind of character to whom especially dramatic events occur), the advantage is that this protagonist covers a lot of ground in the course of his peregrinations. Gradually - scene by scene and scheme by scheme - The Adversary builds quite the detailed picture of what life must have been like for Calcutta's comfortable yet undermotivated kids at the turn of the Seventies. Along the way, Ray's steady naturalism is expanded via expressionist flourishes: inserts pointing up a sometime med student's anatomical worldview, negative images of moments imprinted on the protagonist's subconscious, the heightened ticking of a clock that in passing positions Siddhartha as a shuffling human timebomb. Given the breathless crosspollination going on in Seventies cinema, you have to wonder whether either Scorsese or Schrader saw it before starting out on Taxi Driver, but The Adversary also seems to predict an entire strain of indie cinema centred on outcasts, refuseniks and slackers who come to learn - in a roundabout fashion, adjacent to the hard way - that the best course of action they can take for their own peace of mind is, finally, to burn your bridges and get the hell out of Dodge.

The Adversary is now streaming via YouTube.

Monday, 19 January 2026

Carry on, Doctor: "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple"


Last June's
28 Years Later was probably as close to a stealth event movie as the current marketplace could allow. Few cinemagoers would have entered with elevated expectations, given the near two-decade gap that followed 2007's 28 Weeks Later, yet director Danny Boyle and screenwriter Alex Garland collectively pushed further than anticipated, both in their parable of parenting in a country beset by monsters and in an ending that very much went there. Feathers were ruffled; jaws dropped. Was this Garland the edgelord-adjacent sometime gamer broaching a taboo subject for lolz and attention, or merely the first phase in a more considered reappropriation of recent British popular culture? Just by floating that question, the creatives involved have raised expectation levels around the sequel: if you're anything like this viewer, you'll want to know how 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple - shot back-to-back with the first film, this time with Nia DaCosta (of the Candyman reboot and last year's Hedda) behind the camera - intends to handle this potential hospital pass, with its vague whiff of bad taste. Certainly those monsters are still in play as the new film begins, and by monsters I mean both the Jimmies, the tracksuit-clad, bewigged gang our teenage hero Spike (Alfie Williams) fell in with at the end of film one, and the franchise's ever-enraged zombies, begrimed representatives of a civilisation stripped bare and reduced to the old primal urges. Yet Garland and DaCosta also set out on a search for renewed humanity here, what Ralph Fiennes' former NHS doctor Ian Kelson - more prominent this time around, bringing out the dead while simultaneously trying to tame the zombie hordes - frames as "peace and respite". God, do you remember those?

Both formally and ideologically, this is a simpler film than its predecessor, made up of two strands that intersect in a final showdown between something like good and something like evil. Whenever matters get too intense around the Jimmies - led by Jack O'Connell's Lord Sir Jimmy Crystal on a plundering rampage through the English countryside - DaCosta and Garland can always cut away to the dutiful Kelson and his pet project. The tactic may just win back those who felt Boyle's film, with its staccato camera trickery and headspinning soundtrack cues, was all a bit too much. (By contrast, we know exactly where we are with DaCosta's needledrops: Duran Duran, Radiohead, Iron Maiden, plus a final cue setting up a further film that may serve as a homecoming of sorts.) Humanity, however, demands we embrace the eccentric and idiosyncratic, and DaCosta's remit has clearly been to not just protect and sustain but expand upon this series' warped mythos. So we get the usual zombie attacks, decapitations and eviscerations; the surviving humans are becoming fewer and farther between film by film, numerically limiting possible expressions of fellowship. But we also get a scene, quite early on, where Fiennes' Kelson can be seen teaching zombie alpha Samson (Chi Lewis-Parry) to dance to the strains of Duran Duran's "Ordinary World". This embrace of the other counts double when set against the self-serving Jimmies, revealed in the course of the film as pure Reform UK: a pyramid scheme or other passing fad for those who've responded to the carnage of the 21st century with misremembered, misapplied nostalgia - or some desperate need to belong. At best, they're a roaming Facebook group called something like Better Days or Simpler Times; at their worst, they're a murderous personality cult with especially bad teeth. Garland and DaCosta view them as disruptors in the sense the locals in Straw Dogs or the January 6th rioters were disruptors: opportunistic foxes impelled to storm the collective henhouse. You wouldn't, and shouldn't, trust your children with them.

Around them, two things quickly become apparent. One, that DaCosta has been given far greater encouragement by her producers to go for it than she ever received in the making of her striking yet visibly bowdlerised Candyman: the new film still lands among us with an 18 certificate, and the BBFC in its current iteration tends not to give those ratings away like sweeties. Two, that Fiennes - rejoined at the nothing-to-lose, no-fucks-given stage of his career, where he's likely to take a gamble on this as he is to do the cosy new Alan Bennett - knows exactly what he's doing and how to play this particular role. (This may, in fact, be the current awards season's foremost instance of an actor understanding the assignment.) His character still looks like Brando's Colonel Kurtz - shaven of head, daubed in orangey iodine that gives him the appearance of blood on his hands (and elsewhere) - but he acts much as an Ian Kelson would: an ordinary man in extraordinary times, doing his best to cling onto his bedside manner in the face of naked barbarism, trying to get his head around that which has been lost and merits commemoration. The central dramatic clash in the new film is really one of memory, about what we remember of the past and how accurately we remember it: when Fiennes talks about the unshakeable foundations of the old world, you feel it deep in your own bones. Dr. Kelson's first encounter with Lord Sir Jimmy is as much gentle analysis and diagnosis as it is confrontation or collision of worldviews: it's a scene I don't think we've seen in a zombie film before. His second is pure theatre, and a scene that has to be seen to be believed. This continues to be a very odd franchise, operating some way beyond the studios' usual parameters, but it's also been unusually consistent in its delivery of imaginative, muscular genre cinema - and a rare example of the movies meeting and reflecting this very odd, often outright berserker moment.

28 Years Later: The Bone Temple is now showing in cinemas nationwide.

Friday, 16 January 2026

For what it's worth...




UK box office Top Ten (for the weekend of January 9-11, 2025):

1 (2) The Housemaid (15)
2 (new) Hamnet (12A) **
3 (1) Avatar: Fire and Ash (12A) ***
4 (3) Marty Supreme (15) ***
5 (4) Zootropolis 2 (PG)
7 (6) Anaconda (12A)
8 (7) Song Sung Blue (12A)
9 (new) Giant (15) **
10 (re) Labyrinth (U) ***

(source: BFI)

My top five:
3. Labyrinth
4. Happy Feet
  

DVD/Blu-Ray/Download top ten: 

1 (1) Wicked: For Good (PG)
2 (new) Predator: Badlands (12) **
3 (new) Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (15)
4 (2) Dracula (15)
5 (14) 28 Years Later (15) ****
6 (4) Wicked: Part 1 (PG) **
8 (8) Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale (PG)
9 (5Jurassic World: Rebirth (12) **
10 (6) Sinners (15) ****


My top five: 
1. Roofman


Top five films on terrestrial TV this week:
1. Schindler's List (Sunday, BBC Two, 10pm)
2. The Piano (Tuesday, BBC Two, 12midnight)
3. The Souvenir (Monday, BBC Two, 11pm)
4. The Souvenir: Part II (Monday, BBC Two, 12.55am)
5. Miami Vice [above] (Saturday, BBC One, 12.15am)